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Location: 26.5°N 77.1°W
Moving: W at 7 mph
Min pressure: 911 mb
Max sustained: 185 mph
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Torontofag here. Fist fuck Florida.
SHANTY TOWN
NOAA is intentionally botching their predictions in response to Trump slashing their climate change research budget. Trump will be blamed when this destroys a huge portion of Florida. Pic related
You're retarded if you think this is turning north
First for mud people and pigeon pee day drinking
PIGEON PEOPLE!!
first for fist florida
I wish we had hurricanes in England like you Yanks get. Real ones that wreck whole places to bits.
When are we gonna get a Hurricane Sneed?
DARALD ON DA AIR TELLING YOU GONA DIE IF YOU DIDNT LISTEN TO WARNING
The VAB will be destroyed
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
Pijjjjjjunnnn peeeeeeple
>I'VE NEVAH HURD
>OF DORIAN
>NEVAH
>THIS WILL GO DOWN IN THIS BOOK WRITTEN BY [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
Gonna fuck a tranny again
THREE SHITTY AHSG THREADS SHITTING UP THE CATALOG
WTF MODS? STICKY THIS SHIT!
You guys scared me enough to pack my shit up and leave up north.
If nothing happens I’m going be so fucking pissed at you niggers
Definitely going to be a close call. GFS only model not showing it will hit... my prediction it eats up the coast.
confirmed, no hurricane lolicences
Shanty Town!
> dis will go down in dis book
> da greatest and deadliest hurricanes of all the Caribbean and Americans
cat 6 confirmed
Pakis aren't aren't already doing that for you?
this
god damn it lmao
I want Florida obliterated
it's bakelite, noguns
Darald is off the chain right now
NAILED
>I nebba herd of DORIAN
>gun down in dis book
>needa nu editions
>grayist and deli est
All praise Bahaman god Doritos
Coconut Radio man is really playing up to the crowd now. He wasnt like this a few hrs ago. The audience must be 10 x what it is usually is.
DOORRIAAAN (Phlem heavy in throat)
This
Wind gusts >220 MPH. Literally an EF-5 Tornado.
Guys I can't see Jeff's stream, it's just black. I turned off my ad blockers and everything.
Well, they're never gonna use Dorian again
So many screaming niggers on twitter.
should have been done days ago
MADAM PRODUCER
>Madam producer do you want me to stay or can I leave
NO DONT GO BASED BAHAMIAN!
THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
do you have twitter blocked?
Naples here
FUCK Darold is signing off.
leaving now is the safest measure, but you're out of time to escape after 11pm est today. By then, EVERYONE will be clogging the roads in panic and you might as well have stayed and just become the floridaman you always wanted to be.
>CONSEQUENCES
weather modification is a thing as much as people think it's insane
I'm at a rest stop but driving up to north carolina and there are a fuckton of electrical and construction crew heading to florida. It seems like they are preparing for a direct hit
EYE OF CATASTROPHIC HURRICANE DORIAN OVER THE ABACOS ISLANDS IN THE BAHAMAS... ...HEADING WITH ALL ITS FURY TOWARD GRAND BAHAMA...
2:00 PM EDT Sun Sep 1
Location: 26.5°N 77.1°W
Moving: W at 7 mph
Min pressure: 911 mb
Max sustained: 185 mph
RIP Abaco
As a Floridian I won't complain desu
Beats being here
NOOOOOOO DAROLD
based bahaman presenter may the winds avoid you completely
Fuck, we go from based guy to a random chick now.
>new host isn't daryl
Sound off Jacksonville
Wtf why is there no accents on the capital news team.
Is it me or is the 2PM update even further west?
That shit is fake it's a loop of the same footage.
that's a loop.
And yet no one is posting any fucking videos
Dorian - derives from the greek word meaning gift.
Dorian is a gift to us. Keep memeing.
That’s what faggots say faggot queer leaf!
stop shilling your fucking youtube channel every thread
what the fuck that's huge
I always imagined hurricanes smaller
GET READY FLORIDA FAGS, THIS THING IS A FUCKING MONSTER.
SUPPAH SHELTAS!
Hurricanes are much cooler than pakis tho.
Very occasionally we get a tornado. I think one attacked Birmingham in 2003 or something. Wrecked a paki shop and sucked some roofs of people's houses.
That's not good enough.
>twitter.com
These retards are walking around in the eye.
holy shit that is insane wind
Nothing will happen
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cant stand when my neighbors leave shit in their yard like that.
>911 Mb
MOTHER OF GOD
what the fuck is this nigger font
...
COMFY
O
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F
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Yep...models are moving more and more west
RIP DOLPHINS
holy fuck
there's no way these people are making it out alive
they get bigger
Im sure island blacks can swim.
Chilling here in Middleburg.
>people willingly live in Florida
Why?
You florida niggers better strap the fuck in. This thing is a legit monster and you're not going to have a good time.
You wont be able to do cringy shit like fly an american flag in the winds like that one meme.
God Bless America. I was at a flea market the other day, and there was an obese boomer in a motorcycle with a microphone singing Dad Rock karaoke.
Jesus christ.
nooooo poor water doggos
Per ZNS Radio they turned the power off in Abaco this morning. No power means no or limited cell service.
>comic sans
It's the universal font of fathers that should have pulled out.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MEMES IM NOT READY WTF
Were gonna need to get the fuck outta here
My spanish peasant ancestors chose to live in this dump.
how is this supposed to turn 90 degrees to the north
