Brit/pol/ - Red Chinos Edition

>Ministers are forced to abandon plans to end EU free movement rules on October 31 amid fears the government 'would be sued'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7416401/Ministers-forced-drop-plans-end-free-movement-October-31.html

>66 invaders caught crossing English Channel on Saturday morning
expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2019/08/31/66-migrants-caught-crossing-english-channel-on-saturday-morning/

>Girls schools would have to admit transgender pupils under proposals being considered by the equalities watchdog.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/30/girls-schools-could-admit-trans-boys-proposals-considered-equalities/

>Greggs to open 1,000 new outlets
proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/901633/greggs-could-open-another-1000-stores-in-the-uk-according-to-ubs-901633.html

>People with Autism will now qualify for disabled parking permits
mirror.co.uk/money/hidden-disabilities-now-qualify-blue-19036969

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Firefighters tackle late night Binfire in Sherborne
somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/firefighters-tackle-flaming-bin-late-3273160

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youtube.com/watch?v=Flvxbw8YYM8
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twitter.com/hashtag/stopthecoup?lang=en-gb
youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
youtube.com/watch?v=_sGZWHbyXKs
youtube.com/watch?v=Qxqq5vahHKk
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2d9QZFdW8uQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quiet_Earth_(film)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brief_Encounter
youtube.com/watch?v=wc_09iQ4l5k
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Flvxbw8YYM8

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yup

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You're stuck with all the timposting mongs now, sorry lads. It'll be nice for them to get a change of scenery though.

apparently the bahamas are gozzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ

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thoughts on going for a walk and some fags?

good to get fresh air in your lungs

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oh but user it might hit Florida!! it will be a terrible disasterous evenzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

fkin lovely
youtube.com/watch?v=iR6z8GUywyc

>thoughts on going for a walk and some fags?
Hampstead Heath lad you can do both there

twitter.com/hashtag/stopthecoup?lang=en-gb

post salt

Whey tha nigs at?

Welcome to /tim/

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Fuck this timeline.

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>Rapefugee propaganda on Countryfile
Thanks (((BBC))).

why do I click to see if there's a cock or not? Why don't I just not click?

For those asking for screenshot of the callback I received from 111

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Wonder how many took the pepsi challenge

No, it will be great. That was my point. Look at the data on it. It's fucking HUGE.

Jow Forums should do a 'guest board' that way tim can live there.

i bet antifa did the dirty hypocrites

call duration?

I just went for a walk to the shop. A drunk man in the street shook my hand a lot.

Regent's Park tube station has a 96 step staircase.

I will never forget how long it took me to get to the surface.

my bad if ur user from last thread
wrong
ah lel must have read it wrong. wonder how much damage it could do to Florida

another crappy day drags itself to a close. need a happening more substantial than Tim's tiny todge.

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How you holdin up, lads?

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Timmy's microwilly intrigues you?

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Imagine alligators flying through your window, fuckin nightmare

timmy nooo

They call you back from 111?

That movie Mumbai hotel, is that the only movie subject that Hollywood can get to use an all paki cast and feel good about themselves. That's pretty racist don't you think.

kek gg timmy

lmao user delivered my man

It's the shock factor. I'm too much of an adrenaline junkie I can't resist his cock.

Fuck yeah, like sharknado but with crocs and methhead toothless florida men.

>incoming call
>from 111

No. Doesn't happen.

>not gay, just love the rush of getting bummed

Yes, that's me. There's a good reason why you shouldn't emulate that fucking snoozeposting boomer. You might inadvertently say something to offend one of your allies.

That could be for anything though you puff

Do you reckon Timmy shaves down there or has the medication just made his pubes fall off?

Chin up user :)
youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

It's more of a rush when you tell yourself your straight too

lot test

low*

I'm watching Space 1999 on Sky 181. Fuck me it's ropey.

imagine uttering these words

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not as ropey as irl 1999 was

see

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i'm not the least bit surprised. these are the same people who are convinced we are all going to die because a potato told them it can see carbon dioxide.

it's look very smooth down there, plus in his vids he doesn't touch his willy much cos if you shave your sack it itches like mad after bit

Its not fun to stay at the YMCA

Fine ignore me

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The bullshit I'm saying is, probably, true.

Is that forces tv? They have ufo on a lot as well Space 1999 is like dr who though the space monsters made out of old fishnet stockings and twigs are part of the charm.

Yeah but that could be for one of your familly members, prove it was about tim, I want audio recordings.

It's a lifestyle choice, okay?

UFO is quality

I was there. I was there in the 70s too but I ain't no boomer either. My generation was the first to get fucked over and we had the boomer literally laughing in our faces about it.

It was pretty good when it came out but not as good as ufo
youtube.com/watch?v=_sGZWHbyXKs

And I though Tim had problems...

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please tell me you did finally get Tim some help, he needs it

Imagine if we had an actual coup.
What would happen to these people then? How would they react?

Buck Rogers too. Im an oldfag and I watched most of these shows in the 70s/80s. Dodgy production qualities but fantastic theme tunes. I used to cry to the theme they played at the end of Buck Rogers.

mass bumming protest

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qxqq5vahHKk

>reform the EU

Why do these brainlets keep falling for this meme?

It would be like Adolf Hitler™ times one billion.

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imagine being the leader of the green party and being this smug

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Taranis was the celtic God of thunder

Looks comfy. I watched one of your film recommendations a while back, though, and it was shit you fucking paki bastard. The Lonely Earth or something like that.

pikeys still worship him by licking batteries

That fag Izard needs to up his game, kids today are walking around in dildo suits ffs.

Based on Phnom Penh in 1997, they would go home, pack and leave the capital for a few weeks.

watch Brief Encounter

"This is the real me".

Me too. Remember this? Great theme, but never realised how dodgy the premise was, scientist dad mkultra-ing his 10yr old kid every week and sending him to fight russians etc.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2d9QZFdW8uQ

Can confirm kino

If you mean This island earth (the interociter etc) your a fucking pleb.

If it was a REAL fascist coup like they like to purport it is, they'd all be dragged off and shot/imprisoned, but they know it's not a real fascist coup so they're all brave fightign an imaginary fascist coup

Twats the lot of them

The quiet earth? It’s fucking quality m8 you have shit taste

how can peter tatchell be so fucking naïve. he is admitting the EU is a fuckup but is saying stay in the abusive relationship and pretend you can change it. absolutely fucking self deluded like all remainers. they have stopped thinking.

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No it was this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quiet_Earth_(film)

surely what boris is doing is pretty democratic to begin with? why didn't they complain every other time it has been done

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We need a brief, vicious Civil war. We need to cut the cancer out. There's parallel societies and they've got to be addressed. Too many individuals thinking they're important. It's gonna kick off sooner or later. A domino effect when France bursts into flames.

I'm going to take a strategic position in a bunker somewhere in Idaho or Central Australia and perform a tactical reserve function. My strategy allows for me to spring into battle at the critical moment from deep. I ain't flying though, so it may take me some time to get to battle. Oh, I haven't got a phone and I'm not sure what my address will be. I'll send thoughts and prayers.

Surely not this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brief_Encounter

I watched this when I was a kid
youtube.com/watch?v=wc_09iQ4l5k

You're a paki bastard. It was stupid.

>peter tatchell
Literally satan

Yes you are mental

You have to admit that the last shot of him on the beach is incredible