3:00 PM EDT Sun Sep 1
Location: 26.6°N 77.2°W
Moving: W at 7 mph
Min pressure: 910 mb
Max sustained: 185 mph
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Montana reporting. Floridans seem like a bunch of pussies. Why are you all so scared of a little wind and rain? Just put on a rain coat if it bothers you.
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second for fuck florida lmao
Jeff stream when?
PEE PEE POO
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WTNT65 KNHC 011856
TCUAT5
Hurricane Dorian Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL052019
300 PM EDT Sun Sep 01 2019
...CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 DORIAN MOVING ACROSS GREAT ABACO...
This is a life-threatening situation. Residents in the Abacos
should stay in their shelter. Do not venture into the eye if it
passes over your location.
Hazards:
- Wind Gusts over 220 mph
- Storm Surge 18 to 23 feet above normal tide levels with higher
destructive waves
These hazards will cause extreme destruction in the affected areas
and will continue for several hours.
SUMMARY OF 300 PM EDT...1900 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...26.6N 77.2W
ABOUT 0 MI...0 KM E OF GREAT ABACO ISLAND
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...185 MPH...295 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...W OR 275 DEGREES AT 7 MPH...11 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...910 MB...26.87 INCHES
$$
Forecaster Blake
fist florida first
Roll
>0-2 : 155 MPH
>3-5: 165 MPH
>6-9: 170 MPH
>Dubs: Florida Landfall
>Trips: Crosses Florida into Gulf
>Quads: Teleports and destroys Toronto
GUYS THE HURRICANE ON JUPITER JUST PASSED OVER MY HOUSE
Lmao we don't give a fuck nigga. I'd love to see your faggot ass state take a cat 5.
its not a bad shit flex user.
>910 mb
>the pressure is dropping again
386 Beachside reporting in
How fucked am I?
When will something happen? rolling for miami
WEST PALM BEACH user 2 STANDING BY
>Recent NOAA NHC Update
Also Radio Garden link for Bahama Islands:
day of the rake please
Hoosier state reporting in
>its a florida mans first windy day episode
SPECIAL 3PM UPDATE FROM THE NHC LADS
...CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 DORIAN MOVING ACROSS GREAT ABACO...
This is a life-threatening situation. Residents in the Abacos
should stay in their shelter. Do not venture into the eye if it
passes over your location.
Hazards:
- Wind Gusts over 220 mph
- Storm Surge 18 to 23 feet above normal tide levels with higher
destructive waves
These hazards will cause extreme destruction in the affected areas
and will continue for several hours.
SUMMARY OF 300 PM EDT...1900 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...26.6N 77.2W
ABOUT 0 MI...0 KM E OF GREAT ABACO ISLAND
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...185 MPH...295 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...W OR 275 DEGREES AT 7 MPH...11 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...910 MB...26.87 INCHES
If singles, every American dies in this Hurricane
Send your meme energy to Dorian!
well it did just eat the Bahamas.
I remember that from last year u faggot
these winds are nearing cat 6 levels
why are the cherry pickers elevated? doesn't that give the wind more leverage?
kek, bye florida
>that color
you clearly have aids, so id say pretty fucked
Calm your shit, boys, we're in the clear.
Wind is going to get in through those vents into your crawl space and blow your house of its foundations
>Wind Gusts over 220 mph
Dayum son.
FUCK
Please eradicate all major metros in Florida
/305/ bros report, we about to get comfy in this bitch.
t. westchester/olympia heights
HOLLYWOOD user STANDING BY
GULF
Hey Burgers, is Florida comfy? Give me your honest opinions?
Some buckets up
Some down
Lots of bitching going on about it from both sides
We all have been in scenarios like this
>Do not venture into the eye if it passes over your location.
they could have worded this better
>WEST @ 7 MPH
You realize it's all the retarded tourists and transplants that blow it out of proportion, right? I've been here for 25 years and it's the case every time. The guy across me is from NC and my other neighbor is from Maryland and they've already skipped town
>the florida man cries out as he strikes you
strawpoll.me
place your bets lads!
so is this guy dead? no updates since 11:42 am
kek montanna seems like a good place to practice my knitting..
yeah it's fine unless you're a poorfag with shitty house... aka nigger
FL anons, did you stack on food?
Yep, just stay away from jacksonville.
I'm in Nova Scotia, should I care?
4D Chess
It's not heading north.
Meteorologist are stupid. They didn't even expect it to be Cat 5.
>Palm Beach here.
All I have is malt liquor, 2 cases of water, and mcdonalds burgers frozen in the freezer
Yet more proof that Florida is going to be nuked by nature
GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY
BAHAMAS HAS BECOME THE NEW ATLANTIS
you're fine. torontofags are fucked
when is something going to happen?
t. only white man in little havana
what is that mashed potatoes with cayenee and cigarettes?
The rest looks fucking amazing, thouhg
Really depends on where you are. I live near Orlando and that's a hard no. More toward the Groveland side is great though if you don't mind moving to the middle of nowhere.
It's a vile swamp filled with jews and white trash
NOAA is intentionally fucking up the track predictions to make Trump look bad for cutting their climate research funding. There will be no turn to the north, it will continue west through the state, devastating a huge path through central Florida before entering the gulf and restrengthening. This is why Trump mentioned Alabama and other gulf states. NOAA is intentionally ignoring the high pressure systems that will prevent the storm from turning north.
It's hot, humid, and full of nonwhites and fat people. Only bearable if you visit December-February and stay exclusively in rich white areas.
There were no hurricanes last year you dipshit Matthew was 2016 Irma was 2017
This is the only acceptable outcome
do you have a grill?
>rich fuck in the bahamas was too cheap/lazy to evacuate so gets his whole family killed
retard
gtfo leaf
2 more millibars pressure drop to kick Maria off the top10 pressure list. LETS GO!
>never forget
I'm in Northwestern Mexico, should I care?
come to me anima!
What shithole are you from?
Palm Beach County (close to West Palm) user standing by
P*erto Rico should take notes
hes a storm chaser, nice try tho re-tard
Checked
Double ought buckshot DED he is.
So they are going to claim him cutting funding made their predictions worse?
STUART user AWAITING ORDERS
Never, we're probably getting skimmed. If I were you tho I would strap up for the power goes out and the spics start looting.
looks like potato salad with paprika and some pretzels sticking out
>What shithole are you from?
Florida
Indy! much love Hoosier bro
who /TABS/ here?
panama city reporting in
We have prehistoric lizards and flying vampires. Don't come here.
I didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to bring their kids stormchasing with them
T r i p s, here we come
>that side profile soiboy beard pic
We can only hope.
>TABS
every time lmao
here
7empest
we are full you cannot come in
It’s the local kids not his retard
its not his kids, its bahama kids. hes at a public shelter
Even if the next update is at 280° west, it will certainly not turn 90deg
Prepare Florida!