Miami is fucked.
Mark my words anons.
They're downplaying Florida excessively, people don't know the truth!
They're saying it will make a drastic upwards turn and just skim the coast. But in fact it will plow into Miami.
Last night they took hours to even admit it was cat 5.
The green model in pic related is habbening.
If you live anywhere near that and don't have 3 months of MRE's then you're already dead!!!
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Lol nigga nothing is gonna be Trump's Katrina, except America's demographic problem. Multiple powerful hurricanes have made landfall in the US already and the situation was managed
He'll help Florida. Know why? Screencap this:
JEWS ARE IN FLORIDA, TRUMP WILL COME TO THEIR RESCUE!
Miami here. It’s overcast with rain showers. Still waiting for Dorian to make that right turn over the Bahamas.
Dorian hockt im Knast und ihr solltet euch mal ein Beispiel daran nehmen, dass ihr nicht so 'ne Scheiße baut wie er
The right turn is a meme!
Nutte, es ist Dorian der Vorgesetzte, Bitch
Der deinen Glauben an die Menschlichkeit in Wortgefechten bricht
Du erblasst, wenn du mich siehst, wie ich die Waffe zieh und sie
Dir in den Rachen schiebe, lach und voll Verachtung auf dich schieß
for an expected track north, it’s going awfully west
Press S to spit
It's not even going to hit the US mainland, you dumbass.
>t-the t-turn will happen any day now!!!!
Which green?
The dark green normal looking one or the lime green meme?
Lime green!
it doesn't look like it will but it do...
It’s turning tomorrow. It was always turning tomorrow.
I have trouble with the proportions and imagine such power, I hope you do not live by the coast.
Not knowing there’s a high pressure system that is going to pull it clockwise towards the north...
achtually the worse scenario may be for the eye to stay offshore while a few counties on the coast get whipped by the outer bands
Lmao just build a wall to keep it out.
Ez
It's kinda drawing a direct bead on Mar-a-Lago.
This relies on there being a little gap of low pressure that makes it go north. As of right now the high pressure is making it go West in a line, with the low pressure 'gap' supposedly getting there at the last minute.
This is all speculative and it doesn't take much for that gap to appear a day later, meaning a land impact.
The models have been, and are frequently just memes.
They say it doesn't look like it be but it do?
Letoukan is dat u?
Send in Princess Ivanka to do what she does best; give BJ to frustrated ppl.
it's not even going to hit Miami dumbass.
Daytona might get assfucked rhoifh
>Florida
>niggers
>wetbacks
>retired boomers
nothing of value...
God is finally going to drown those degenerates. Florida might go red again
maybe I wanna die you dumb nigger
(((Levi Cowan)))
Holy fuark, you people are pures cringe.
Yikesola from me.
retard
a shortwave trough moving ese out of southern canada is not a meme.
>FLORIDE
Stupid fucking baguette niggers, it's Florida.
It's a meme because the NHC won't accept all the models except chad TABS were wrong.
Staying just offshore is worse possible outcome, especially as it will sit directly above the gulf stream giving it a good amount of fuel. Has potential to do massive damage over a very large area then most likely track across to the UK and blow a few bins over
Va chier
>168 mph
>livestream
¿uoy taht si nakuoTeL
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old footage from last year being posted as if it's real !
can't wait to see footage of stupid shitskins being decapitated by stop signs as they beg whitey to save them once again
Nigger kys, nothing will happen in florida, nothing at all, stop the fake habbenin.
why would a retard get numbers for this
Kek works in mysterious ways, friend
Go post that shit in AHSG if you don't believe me.
It's old footage being played as if it's live to get views.
>zero models have it coming anywhere near land
>somehow like Katrina
Fuck off shills. There's NO HAPPENING happening. This is a big nothingburger storm. Fuck off.
Broward county (known as a liberal haven) is Dorian's real target.
Tell that to the dead people in the Bahamas.
Is that green model the HWRF (or related) by any chance?
Fuck you are such a bitchmade person if you think this hurricane is doing shit. I'm partying right now with my family and loving life
T. Floridaman
>it's turning north any minute now!
>Ignoring the models already being very wrong so far
N U K E
U
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Wow what a greentext how will I ever recover.
ok mr numbers. I was watching for the loop since it did seem repetitive and it is. quite a short loop too.
They're lying to you user. They're trying to downplay it on Florida...
THEY'RE MAKING THIS INTO DRUMPHS KATRINA.
Basically all power is down in the Bahamas right now, best source for any videos of it is clips on twitter.
Lol I hope nobody scheduled a vacation in the bahamas this week lol.
Lived here for 31 years. I've been through all of them. Literally nobody cares about this shit. I'm at a bar right now and everyone is loving life. We are 60 miles inland. Irma -the last heavily marketed hurricane- didnt even cause us to lose power. Me and my wife had the days off from work and fucked and got drunk for 3 straight days. I feel sorry for the people who buy into the news.
Rolling for dead niggers and destruction of the Boomer boats and Dodge chargers on the mainland
Irma was strong as fuck before it got messed up by a bunch of islands, Florida got very lucky with that.
If the news had say 'LOL IRMA IS NOTHING DON'T WORRY GUYS' that would be ridiculously irresponsible.
And the 'news' right now is LARPing that the storm is going to turn north at the last minute and miss most of Florida.
Look here!
SOUTH MOVEMENT CONFIRMED AT THE VERY END
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ALERT IT'S MOVING SLIGHTLY SOUTH (notice wobble towards the end):
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It's moving straight towards Freeport right now.
Friendly reminder natural disasters are punishments from God. And we ain't seen nothing yet folks.
How do we know Donald did not literally engineer the storm to hit Broward so he can cover up the active slaighter of fifth columnists?
The great tribulation needs to come so the wicked will be punished and Jesus comes back :(
based greekbro
>let's turn everything into shit to force skydaddy to shit out another kike with a foot fetish
you are just a tool of kikes or a kike larping
in either case, kill your nigger self
>Getting hit by outer bands offshore is worse than the eye making landfall
op doesnt know where miami is
Yup, you can definitely see it here too:
>ALERT IT'S MOVING SLIGHTLY SOUTH
noticed
rollin for a trend
I'd trust a jew before i trust a weatherman.
God PLEASE let this fucking happen PLEASE
I live in Boca, I need this to happen so I can avoid work for another week
Anybody in that eye is just gone.
Apparently Bahama nogs can swim:
LEMMME OUT!!!
>Be lousiana
>My face when yanks who didnt care about Katrina are now shitting their pants over some wind
I don't care about Florida. If you live in a dumpster expect trash to rain down on you regularly.
>dead
Nah, your house will be dead, unless you are stupid enough to get drunk and forget about the storm for whole day. There are so many warning signs in digital age that you have to be retarded to die.
Where is maralago on this map?
Lol no
They just had a C5 5 years ago they’ll be fine
Ahhh whipped creme, god is spinning with spoon again.
Eurotrash
Just learn how to swim and you'll be fine you retards
Martin County here. The only people who left are the old fucks on the barrier islands and pussies. Nothing will happen, as usual. I'll take some videos and shit if anything does though
Well I plowed Miami for years. All roasties left there. Yeah its a big hurricane that might do lots of damage. Like other big hurricanes. It doesn't do any good to start chimping out about it. Just evacuate. The amount of damage depends on the tide when it hits.
>But in fact it will plow into Miami.
>Miama
Absolutely nothing of value was lost. In fact, it would benefit the US greatly if all of SE Florida was completely wiped off of the map.
QUICK Jow Forums, LEND DORIAN YOUR ENERGY!
G-GUYS, IT'S ACTUALLY MOVING WSW:
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C'MON DORIAN WASH THOSE SPICS BACK TO CUBA
Lmao pussy non-Floridians and their no-storm pussy opinions.
The NHC is definitely running an agenda now given that the Hurricane isn't doing what they predicted.
At least they should be saying to Floridians that there's a good chance they can get hit since no one knows for sure where the storm is going.
Point being everyone knows that the models are only just estimations so they should be telling people to evac.
One possibility is they don't want to get a lot of hate if they told everyone to evac and then it infact missed them I guess.