/AHSG/ - ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL #497

DESTRUCTIIIIIIION

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I'm going to buy a chicken tendie pub sub tomorrow and watch the comfy stream at 2 PM while safe in Tampa.

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F5 F5 F5

BLESSED THREAD

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>30+ hours of sustained 180+mph winds
Jesus

make sure to get the buffalo tendie sub

cheggin dem trips of threes of truth

twitter.com/ENSAlerts/status/1168268270845288450

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Amen bruddah

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904 nigger here plz tell me its gonna be alright

Which one are you going to? Let’s get some SUBZ.

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nice digits
Tampa gonna go underwater

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>W at 5 mph

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Watch next update it gets even closer.

DIGITS AND GOD SPARES FLORIDA

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Highest elevation 40 ft (12 m)
Population: 51,000

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DORIAN is going straight up the Chesapeake

twitter.com/i/status/1168268782017679362

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Let's take a moment to talk about Tropical Storm Julliette.

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It's slowing down which means it's competing with the stream and losing. Dorian is about to be pushed back out to see.

>the chicken tendie sub from Publix
>the only thing that fucking shithole state of yours has going for her

That sub must be pretty damn tasty to prevent so many millions of you faggots from killing yourselves outright

>going to annhilate FL,SC, and NC
Based Doomcane

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NOAA is intentionally fucking up the track predictions to make Trump look bad for cutting their climate research funding. There will be no turn to the north, it will continue west through the state, devastating a huge path through central Florida before entering the gulf and restrengthening. This is why Trump mentioned Alabama and other gulf states. NOAA is intentionally ignoring the high pressure systems that will prevent the storm from turning north.

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WATCHES AND WARNINGS
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CHANGES WITH THIS ADVISORY:

A Storm Surge Warning has been issued from Lantana to the
Volusia/Brevard County Line.

A Storm Surge Watch has been issued from the Volusia/Brevard County
Line to the Flagler/Volusia County Line.

A Hurricane Warning has been issued from Jupiter Inlet to the
Volusia/Brevard County Line.

A Hurricane Watch has been issued from the Volusia/Brevard County
Line to the Flagler/Volusia County Line

SUMMARY OF WATCHES AND WARNINGS IN EFFECT:

A Storm Surge Warning is in effect for...
* Lantana to the Volusia/Brevard County Line

A Storm Surge Watch is in effect for...
* North of Deerfield Beach to Lantana
* Volusia/Brevard County Line to the Flagler/Volusia County Line

A Hurricane Warning is in effect for...
* Northwestern Bahamas excluding Andros Island
* Jupiter Inlet to the Volusia/Brevard County Line

A Hurricane Watch is in effect for...
* Andros Island
* North of Deerfield Beach to Jupiter Inlet
* Volusia/Brevard County Line to the Flagler/Volusia County Line

A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for...
* North of Deerfield Beach to Jupiter Inlet

A Tropical Storm Watch is in effect for...
* North of Golden Beach to Deerfield Beach
* Lake Okeechobee

These are exactly the type of retards that deserve to get blown away as an example

ORLANDO
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when is next update

NO MERCY

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so by it slowing down does that mean it will keep moving west and hit florida or will it turn sooner because it's moving slow?

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That TARD model is awesome. Needs to hit California

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>bongs say it will be fine
that means it definitely won't be fine

And then directly towards Toronto

Same.
We are fucked

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uhh wow

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TABD doing god's work as always

Why are TAB models such good memes?

>That silverback lookin shook

youtu.be/Aviy3nveXZU

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>TABD an outlier again
ABSOLUTE MADLAD

Fish storm, like 99% of all storms in that region

thanks for reminding me. I'll be sure to.

These threads making anyone else want some pan sausage lovers?

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It's already set in stone

Same, comfy Delray Beach...just outside the carnage but might keep power and maybe breezy.

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OP add some livestreams of the beach & water. that is the most comfy thing about AHSG
youtube.com/watch?v=vGimsBVpuN8

youtube.com/watch?v=ol4Bt-0TgV0

youtube.com/watch?v=rk_GoTxJf-g

youtube.com/watch?v=hf-d_TqyAkQ

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WHY DIDN'T I PREPARE

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digits for direct hit to Florida

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TABD sending that shit on uturn to Tampa and TABS is going to hit it. Collision of the hurricanes over Tampa.

>TARD model
fucking kek

Why can't Ameripoors into construction?

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tropicaltidbits.com/recon/
>En Route
En Route
>En Route
En Route

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you trust in god to see you through any storm

has an atlantic hurricane ever gone from africa, across the carribbean, over mexico, kept strength, and made landfall on hawaii?

It isn't happening. Dorian is about to make the sharp bank north/north east.

but you did, user
PREPARED TO DIE

evsjupiter.com/
Jupiter inlet livecam for those interested

ATTENTION! ALL HURRICANE MARIA VETERANS LAUGH AT MAINLAND FLORIDA “PUERTO” “RICANS”

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ITS FEEDING OFF THAT DELICIOUS BAHAMA WATER

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meant for

TAB models are officially endorsed by Ron Paul.

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>dorian moving at 5 miles per hour
WHAT'S IT PLANNING

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real talk meteorolofags what makes the TARD models so janky

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Honest answer is that nobody actually knows. I would say that there is less of a chance of landfall though. It is still completely possible, just have to wait and see.

see

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Hope this DAWG slows down and starts it north curve soon else our pub subs will be in danger.

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I don't think so. Air is way too dry in Mexico for any semplance of a core to remain

Unless it was moving at ungodly speed, it just wouldn't happen

Companies make lots of money repairing the shit houses that always be falling apart

Plz no Doomcane

Post more bowsette

go make sure big lenny is safe

Dorian pimp strolling through the Bahamas looking at his next bottom bitch, Florida.

Thick tail

Holy SHIT I live 20 minutes from there.

Thank god my wife stocked up on water!
>nothin personnel

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not even a hurricane wants to go to Miami

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Had a Miami Dolphins sub this morning for breakfast, now you guys got me wanting to go back for another. It's a Chicken BLT for you outsiders.

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can you tell me why TAB is always so weird

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Who else 252

The water off the Bahamas is much deeper and colder though and if it’s moving slow it will be upwelling that cold water

>mfw florida fags are saying only 5-15% of homes are currently boarded up because no one thought it was real

>mfw noaa took way too long to upgrade the storm status, putting people whom havent evacuated yet at risk.

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People move too much and don't want to spend money on building a house they won't live in for long. Rural homes are often built for a lot longer lifespan than urban shitboxes

Lel

jeff livestream when

it’s the Rasmussen of hurricane models

>656
What does this mean?

fuck

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which implies decreasing the energy of the storm, right?