Brit/pol/ - Eyebrows Edition

>Ministers are forced to abandon plans to end EU free movement rules on October 31 amid fears the government 'would be sued'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7416401/Ministers-forced-drop-plans-end-free-movement-October-31.html

>66 invaders caught crossing English Channel on Saturday morning
expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2019/08/31/66-migrants-caught-crossing-english-channel-on-saturday-morning/

>Girls schools would have to admit transgender pupils under proposals being considered by the equalities watchdog.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/30/girls-schools-could-admit-trans-boys-proposals-considered-equalities/

>Greggs to open 1,000 new outlets
proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/901633/greggs-could-open-another-1000-stores-in-the-uk-according-to-ubs-901633.html

>People with Autism will now qualify for disabled parking permits
mirror.co.uk/money/hidden-disabilities-now-qualify-blue-19036969

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Firefighters tackle late night Binfire in Sherborne
somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/firefighters-tackle-flaming-bin-late-3273160

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loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/catsdomesticated.html
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I'm putting together an elite team, a team of shaggers to rescue timothy james byrne from the secure facility where he's being held hostage by oxford health, DPD and marlow orthodontics
This isn't going to be a mission for the faint hearted, the building will be heavily guarded by builders and sainsbury's workers
If you're in then meet me at high wycombe train station at 0600 hours

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save timmy

More eyebrows

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the fuck is wrong with women drawing eyebrows on their face? makes em look like a tranny

All tories deserve to die.

>eyebrows edition

ffs mine is better than yours

>eyebrows
Why do they do this? I was on a bus today with a woman driver, she looked like one of the Angry Birds

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I was with you until you mentioned 0600 hours. Fuck that.

What do you think Tim's up to right now? Can't exactly do the Jam Thing in the looney bin.

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Imagine this

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it's not though

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pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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Strong, proud eyebrows are to be respected.

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Eyebrows contribution

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God I love lucy

Lucy is my tellyfu, we have the same speech impediment

Mate I'd fuck all of them

go home abbott

I get you lad. I started lifting last year, deppy fucked me over hard and I lost 6 months of gains.
Then came back, put on a ton of muscle. Co workers made comments, mummy made comments. Deppy stikes again and I lose a lot of strength and some mass.
Once you're a bit bigger, you lose more strength than size tbqh. I'm far bigger than I was and haven't pumped in about a month.

God speed lad, stick at it, do 1.5 hours minimum a day and you'll be good for life.

Girl in the romper is acceptable despite her clown feet.

>bong
>human

also pic related is a 11/10 in bongland

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YES stencil effect font, fucking love it

They've probably had to heavily sedate him.

Cant even apply her lippy straight ffs.

Timmy's dad is pleading for his son's safe return.

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What the fuck it's real, what have they done to Tim

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1168251175155720194

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>tfw no girl to the left to make babies with and live the typically miserable family life with a fat mortgage and shit well paid job.

there's a lot of lips to cover

user got him sectioned.

pint of clozapine straight up the arse

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post the first part if you have it, lads

yeah lots oppressio, be rational...and chop the fucking heads off anybody who has a different opnion from meeeeeee!!!....we really need to start just going house to house exterminating these cunts

the bird on the left eatingthe kebab meat legit looks fit

/brit/pol did me dirty.

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kek found these i made too

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Clozapine is only given if 2 other antipsychotics have failed first. He is most likely on Risperidone or Olanzapine now

iirc this was even before the first boatyard LOL this spiralled pube to start pakiposting in here for weeks/months

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A sweet English rose

lads, stoke mandevillle is under (((their))) control
that's where jimmy saville raped all those kids and dead bodies
tim has mentioned working for the government before and could have been MK Ultra'd while living in california in the 70s

sorry m8 we are a naughty bunch

>tim given 1000ug of LSD
and where might I buy tickets for viewing?

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you guys let the flag drop. there was no brit/
feelsweirdman

naturally brits are all experts on mental health having been through the system themselves many times due to living on the wrong side of an oppressive, classist system.

where is he?

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Timmy is a sleeper agent from the cold war that went wrong.

give him all three and put him in a nappy

sleep tight little Timmy

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>Eddie and Tim have both been sectioned
What are we supposed to post now? I'm confused and scared, the world just changes, it doesn't give you any warning or nothing. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH THREAD TO READ

Pray for Tim and the success of this enterprise

'Many cry to God, but not with the voice of the soul, but with the voice of the body; only the cry of the heart, of the soul, reaches God.'
St. Augustine

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eating ice cream out the tub

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First on left and second on right are 10's
The other two are hounds

Is the media media really going try and present whipping as fascistic?

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THEY ARE GOING TO LOBOTOMIZE TIM

too many women copying trannies

come on lad, lobotomy is illegal

Who lives on the Isle of Man?
Scousers?

*media
oops

with those bingo wings, fuck outa here bud thats a whale

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he knew too much user

>any of them
>10s
are you alright mate

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It’s mad how all cats originate from Egypt.
Basically got an animal that kills native birds and other animals for a laugh and everyone loves them for it.

night lads, stay safe and have a good week. off to wageslave so cya at the weekend.

I just want jam zone

Hot

They sound a bit like Scousers, but they aren't cunts drowning in self-pity

>whipping
so much fucking bureaucratic nonsense. Fuck it all off.

tfw no cute modest 6/10 gf who doesn't wear makeup

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What do you think Tim's IQ is?

Night mate.

night

got some real thick bushes

Same as Cornwall. Englishmen with a proclivity for Celtlarping.

dumb animal

>its not about stopping brexit, its about democracy
>holds 'stop brexit' sign

It is actually rational to guillotine people who you have irreconcilable differences with.
I'm not saying I'm OK with that, but it's not an illogical position.

His IQ was so high it wrapped back around to low double digits

I'm still upset about this doggy being long dead by now. Unexpected really.
youtube.com/watch?v=wc_09iQ4l5k

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Thers only one chick in that pic I wouldnt jam

>all cats originate from Egypt.

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#freetimmyuk

loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/catsdomesticated.html

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Too bad the picture is b&w. Can't see what shade of creosote her fake tan is

>hop the fucking heads off anybody who has a different opnion from meeeeeee!
>we really need to start just going house to house exterminating these cunts
user.

>It’s mad how all cats originate from Egypt.

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Wait, Timmy has his phone with him? Are you allowed your phone when you get sectioned? Will he start posting 10+ pictures a day from the ward now?

While in case of someone not read in the previous thread, I repost here asswell.

Please see pic related in

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>dogs broken arm cost 5k in vet bills to fix
>could have bought nearly 10 new dogs for the same price

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bulll
fucking
shit

BLACK SHEEP BLACK SHEEP???? BLACK SHEEP BLACK SHEEP
YES SIR MASTER THREE BOYS FULL
ONE FOR THE MASTER AND ONE FOR THE PIE
AND FOUR SCORE TWENTY BLACKBIRDS FOR THE LITTLE DAME WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE

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>all cats
>all domesticated cats