Brit/pol/: Memories *Edition

>Ministers are forced to abandon plans to end EU free movement rules on October 31 amid fears the government 'would be sued'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7416401/Ministers-forced-drop-plans-end-free-movement-October-31.html

>66 invaders caught crossing English Channel on Saturday morning
expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2019/08/31/66-migrants-caught-crossing-english-channel-on-saturday-morning/

>Girls schools would have to admit transgender pupils under proposals being considered by the equalities watchdog.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/30/girls-schools-could-admit-trans-boys-proposals-considered-equalities/

>Greggs to open 1,000 new outlets
proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/901633/greggs-could-open-another-1000-stores-in-the-uk-according-to-ubs-901633.html

>People with Autism will now qualify for disabled parking permits
mirror.co.uk/money/hidden-disabilities-now-qualify-blue-19036969

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Firefighters tackle late night Binfire in Sherborne
somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/firefighters-tackle-flaming-bin-late-3273160

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first for tim

>/britfeel/

ah..... i dunno man

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CBA with the trip code.
Goodnight frens.

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night m8

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Goodnight fren. I miss Ziggeh poster t b h

>Eddie and Tim have both been sectioned
What are we supposed to post now? I'm confused and scared, the world just changes, it doesn't give you any warning or nothing.

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I haven't taken a day of annual leave since April.

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get some rest m8

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'ad sum beers, 2 guiness and an IPA

now feelin a bit shit

Watching some Cruisekino

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Theocratic Workers Republic of Great Britain & Ireland

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disgusting
hold still whilst i slit your throat

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>The Scottish wildcat is Britain’s last native cat species. Although closely related, it is not the ancestor of the domestic cat, Felis catus, which originated from the Middle Eastern wildcat, Felis silvestris lybica, at least 4,000 years ago.

>The Scottish wildcat evolved from a population of European wildcats which became isolated by the English Channel over 9000 years ago. They are the largest of the wildcat family and can be double the size of a domestic pet cat and infinitely more ferocious.

wow i did not know about this

target acquired

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He has been lobotomised.

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lizze's cunt's getting dry, dude
down with the zionist right and the progressivegbt+ left desu

let's start a free timmy petition on parliament's website

Ready for round three, Shopper Bear?

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user from a few threads back said he was there. Probably one of our GCHQ Anons.

All firearms should be legalized
All drugs should be legalized and licence free

i cant believe im having to defend domesticated cats with thick long fur coats not descending from north africa to some of you 90iq retards


>DUUUHHHHH BUT CAMELS !!!1 CAMELLSSSS!!!!1

>The hand is the wrong way round

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Somehow drank 4 magners lads, don't remember drinking 4.
Having to crack open that 6.9% bottle to keep getting drunk aha.

REMINDER - This animal does NOT have a thick coat and camels can dig tunnels.

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two and a half star rating
hmmm

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have you not considered that they may have developed the coats after leaving africa?

I’d laugh if they were renovating the rooms next to where he is staying, someone check if there’s signs of building work being done on street view

I swear it was only one and a half an hour or two ago when I first looked.

>thinks cats originating from north africa means they can't be selectively bred over generations to have long hair
>thinks cats live in the desert
>thinks egypt is just a big desert
>thinks foxes are cats
fucking spastics, all of you.

You're watching UFO aren't you.

No I don’t like it

>MY ANCESTORS WERE FROM EGYPT

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Fucking lol

You told me it was great!

Agreed

Nah it’s shite mate

>aaaaAAAAAAAAA WHY DID NATURE GIVE ME ALL THIS FUR IF I LIVE IN NORTH FUCKING AFRICA

oh wait

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Take one on Wednesday

sweetwednesday.co.uk/

you've had an absolute number done on you.

its always one cunt having arguments in britpol threads every fucking night. i swear you are same people and you do it because you're a fucking lunatic

Make your mind up you fucking paki bastard. I watched it on your recommendation. I like it.

being NEET in 1993 gibs
youtube.com/watch?v=2ybjm3IV0BQ

why do boars have a thick coat but pigs in northern climates dont?

Is that are Alice?

f for #aretim

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yep
pipe down brainlets

don't make me start posting pictures of native african cats

Yeah it’s good

wotsits desu

Is he going to spend Christmas in the looney bin?

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He'll be back.

god i wish that rubber duck was me

Really shows how much we've declined since this was made.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
they're building deanoboxes next door

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>aylsebury

southern puff

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not sure, just hope he doesn't disappear from his twitter completely. Genuinely care for him
let's hope so


love ya timmy

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"all cats have a common ancestor originating in egypt"
>DURR WHAT ABOUT LONG HAIRED CATS!? HUHUH YOU MONG!!!
"... they share the common ancestor with all the other cats"
>THEN WHY IS THEIR HAIR LONG???? THATS NOT SUITABLE FOR A DESERT IS IT!?!??! HAHA DURRR
"the long coat was bred over generations through selective breeding..."
>UHH YEAH WITH CATS FROM COLDER CLIMATES!?!?! DURHHH BTFO!!
"that doesn't change the fact they share a common ancestor from egypt..."
>DURR LOOK AT THIS CAT WITH LONG HAIR! IMAGINE IT IN A DESERT HURUHRURH IM SO SMART
"mate..."

LMAO.

Oh fucks sake it’s literally a building site

How up to date is the satellite image?

Kek

google maps is always out of date

around my town there's like 4 sites they've started building deano estates on

oh ffs

He'll be back. Watch.

oh poor tim

>Karl Jow Forumskington

Like my old Grandad used to say, life is a river

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really hope tim's in Stoke Mandeville and then he can give updates on/from the ward

Looks like the aerial shot is from around 2012. You can see the building site in some 2012 street view pictures in the area.

pigs descend from boars you brainlet
the difference is caused by domestication and selective breeding

bet it stinks bruv

it says 2019 in the bottom right

>updates on/from the ward
They run a tight ship there. Dont expect updates.

it's still a building site in some summer 2018 street views so who knows could still be there

Pretty sure its entities having biological processes mate. You granded not a biologist i take it?

well someone needs to tweet him to smuggle the phone/camera and charger in somehow

If that thing is still there he is going to be livid. He will accuse them of putting it there to "mess him around" and will not cooperate with them willingly.

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Tim's never getting out of the nut house.

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>entities having biological processes
what does that even mean? you're just chatting shit

looooool

Poor bastard. This might be a long stay.

stop picking on his grandad.

>granded
tight cunt.

Hope he gets to spend Christmas with the bears, or else we'll have to send him Christmas cards so he'll feel less alone.

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I doubt it

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Definition of life mate:

>Life is a characteristic that distinguishes physical entities that have biological processes, such as signaling and self-sustaining processes, from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased, or because they never had such functions and are classified as inanimate.

Biological processes like camels burrowing the desert an that.

We need to give the navy seals Tim's location and building floor plans so they can put together a raid and rescue him and get him onboard a c130 to the US.

Apparently a neighbor went round to check on him this afternoon and all the bears were in the flat, but Tim was gone.

Can we contact the hospital and tell them that Tim has to go to the US because of the Geneva Convention?

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You wish

How did he have such a big packet with such a small dick?

youtube.com/watch?v=1-Yrj7BWe3I
forgot link

>You granded not a biologist i take it?
He had no formal education, but a broad knowledge on a range of subjects.