/AHSG/ - ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL #498

5:00 PM EDT Sun Sep 1
Location: 26.6°N 77.3°W
Moving: W at 5 mph
Min pressure: 910 mb
Max sustained: 185 mph

>Which Model is Correct?
strawpoll.me/18576351/

>Pastebin
markdownshare.com/view/117ee113-1ba5-4701-8363-428d24551db9
(Updated periodically)

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
windy.com/?27.303,-76.157,6
spaghettimodels.com/
tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

>Radar, Sat Images and Feeds
smartmet.bahamasweather.org.bs/radarcomposite/
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=dL8s3wNr3BI
youtube.com/watch?v=vGimsBVpuN8
youtube.com/watch?v=ol4Bt-0TgV0
youtube.com/watch?v=rk_GoTxJf-g
youtube.com/watch?v=hf-d_TqyAkQ

>Previous Threads
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/AHSG/

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youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

CATEGORY 6 SOON

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niggers

DORIAN is going Straight up the Chesapeake

Amerifag here... how fucked am I?

twitch.tv/gatekappa/

multistream get in here

firehouse>publix=quiznos>subway

Latinas are AHSG approved

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weed > cocaine > booze > nicotine > opiods

You didn't add weather underground :(

Movement: W at 4 mph
Wind: 185 mph
Pressure: 910 mb

This thread brought to you by Jersey Mikes

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Florida will be punished by GOD for taking in shitoricans and cuckbans.

What is the name of this scale?

post more latina ass

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FUCK NOT THE BLUE CRABS.

Will we get a Category 6 in our lifetime?

based

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check'd

fist fuck florida first

how are those final preparations coming along Floridabros?

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Do you get Boars Head or Publix cuts? Cause that’s probably why your opinion is shit.

18z GFS running now

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Everyone! Point every fan you own to the west!

do you guys toast your publix tendie subs???

It's not going to hit me but im still afraid to open the Dinty Moore beef stew and sardines in mustard sauce.

I think I'm okay with potted meat.

fuckin canadian fags i swear.

Done Mikes way

Cat G storm when?

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taking bets on how many weeks the Bahamas will be without power

hope Mar-a-lago isn't damaged

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why don’t you here about any gays dyin in hurricanes, only straight males?

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Florida about to get dabbed on.

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You can get boars head anywhere, dumb florida niggers thinking it's exclusive to publix.

you're just jelly I can walk to the weed store and buy weed

do the deli people at publix actually know what a miami dolphin sub is or do you just order the chicken tender sub with BLT on it? i don't want to look like an idiot when i ask for it.

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Quiznos has all but fucking disappeared...what the fuck happened to that place? That shit was everywhere ten years ago

6,392

Hard to believe it's a category 5 fish storm

>weeks

1 Month at least.
Meanwhile on that Bahamas radio station they keep thanking the US for help.

bad corporate franchise policy

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chicken cheese steak aint bad desu, jimmy johns has some fire tuna though

nobody actually cares about gays we only pretend to so we can look woke

Cockroaches

It's on the menu and I order with the Publix mobile app, fuck waiting in line.

am i supposed to know these people

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"oh fuck what's that giant wall of ocean coming our way?"

their gimmick was that they toasted their subs. how long was that supposed to stay interesting or unique?

Quiznos is just shittier subway but more expensive. Panera bread stole the premium market and Quiznos died. However Panera is now also shit so it will die soon too.

poorly managed itself into bankruptcy

Tallahassee here. Riding it out with my fraternity. Not even leaving.

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>50,000 people will have their entire island submerged with no hope of evacuation
>fish storm
technically yes but only because dorian is removing the land

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place was pricey as fuck and they gave you nothing for it. Seriously fuck Quizos.

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Threadly reminder that HWRF is /ourmodel/

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no, just infer its about her being physically abused

>just order the chicken tender sub with BLT on it

Here is the depth chart for the area in question...thought it might be helpful for the people that know more about storm behavior. The water is fairly deep all the way to the Florida coast once you clear Grand Isle.
charts.noaa.gov/OnLineViewer/11013.shtml

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>tfw floridian listening to the weather experts tell me the storm is totally going to turn north any second now and over the last day it's turned into a giant cat 5 rape train heading right for me and all the models are slowly getting more westward
they are literally telling me not to evacuate as this death ball heads to me

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Those fucking rats ate the whole place.

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please tell her to khs

NOAA is intentionally fucking up the track predictions to make Trump look bad for cutting their climate research funding. There will be no turn to the north, it will continue west through the state, devastating a huge path through central Florida before entering the gulf and restrengthening. This is why Trump mentioned Alabama and other gulf states. NOAA is intentionally ignoring the high pressure systems that will prevent the storm from turning north.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ

50,000 people used to live here, now it's a fish town

you niggers prolly eat at Blimpy

>There are still people on the beach in Miami

I fucking love this state and its people. Fuck a hurricane. Never change.

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>blimpy
fug

what do those numbers mean?

~30 minutes to go before NOAA19 does a pass over Florida. Over the next few hours we should get some fresh satellite images for those who are interested.
Also, if anyone cares, I set up a raspberry pi outside my window with a temperature, humidity, and pressure sensor. Sadly I am somewhat far away from the hurricane but I wrote a quick script in python to collect the data every five minutes and will graph it after the storm to see if there are any interesting patterns that develop.
If you are interested in that type of data you can get it from all the ham radio weather stations available on aprs.fi

Innsmouth?

if you're worried and don't have commitments this weekend there's literally no reason not to evacuate, just pack your shit and take a vacation, you can always "evacuate" to vegas

>goes slow as fuck over deep cold water
Shit is gonna weaken so hard.

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Miami is getting nothing

>Blimpy

kek I forgot that ever existed.

what are you using to make these? ae? I like them

Can someone explain how a storm with 18 5mph only move at 5mph?

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Save it, still a couple months of this bullshit left

I forgot the goofy picture with the tracking

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i used to change the channel whenever that commercial came on, i couldn't stand listening to it and resolved i would never eat there in my life
good times, although i eventually did anyway and it was pretty good

Depth of the water in feet

You’re not the only one fren. What part of FL you in? 904 here

c'mon dorian! RISE UP TO CAT 6!

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>Can someone explain how a storm with 18 5mph only move at 5mph?
can you explain your sentence?

the winds are in a big circle, that's why the storm is round

>it sounds as if it's too late for you

Bahamas has the best radio

they have power?

321 here

why are these threads:
90%shit like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
9% reposts from older threads
1% other stuff

nvm I forgot that im on Jow Forums

"damn it, we prayed to Poseidon yet he still sent old bay after us."

You mean deep warm water right? That's the fucking gulf stream it's going into ffs. In fact I have no idea why I all the forecasts still have it weakening.

1 to 3 feet all the way out that far? are you kidding? thats crazy, you could walk between islands

I just used a Melania someone else had made the eyes transparent on and stuck gifs underneath. Spent a whole afternoon making them, fun times.

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Jersey Mike's>all