This may be the stupidest thing ever but I don't have anyone else to really tell

You'll need to get a license for that.

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You can do it. I believe in you

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Get some practice hoopin' a knife in case you end up doing work in the yard for killing some chomo!

Don't be stupid. If you're serious, you'll end up quickly in jail as a best case scenario. Worst case is you'll end up seriously hurt or permanently injure someone else which you may end up regretting for the rest of your life.

Your going to be gang raped by Muslims in prison. Good luck m80

You will get stabbed to death.

Enjoy.

Niggers are on Jow Forums

Wouldn’t you get nicked as soon as the bobbies saw a masked man walking around on camera? Not sure you could really get away with it, mate.

Not if he's smart & stealthy. He's got this.

Learn Parkour. Learn to be fast & silent. Don't fight, take people down from the shadows. Wear armor & a disguise.

>09/01/19
Sound advice

Don't listen to the black pill fags. Any hope your neighborhood has lies in the hands of its inhabitants. Which is you. God speed eurofag.

4-1 number superiority MINIMUM
Otherwise just build dossiers

If you’re going to do it, carry a backpack with a change of clothes (shoes too). Swap your outfit and ditch the backpack and old clothing when you’re done patrolling. Try changing the way you walk when you’re in disguise. Even if they can’t see your face, your gait is a unique identifier.

Look into starting a local Guardian Angels chapter.

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Absolutely this.

It may sound like just a LARP, but there's nothing LARPy about wanting to protect your neighborhood when the larger society breaks from traditional values and abandons its people.

Be agile, fast and silent, and don't confront people directly unless you know that the circumstances are good enough so that you know for sure that you'll win and still hide your identity in doing so. A little bit of mail (armor), underneath your shirt could be very useful to ward off stab attacks while you're "on duty" or even just minding your business. And always have a change of clothes, shoes as well, so you can quickly go "undercover" in your normal outfit, and also don't forget to change the way you walk when you're disguised, as your gait is a unique identifier.

These are good contributions that other anons made, anything else?

>dress yourself in full hijab and expose the biggest christ cross you can find
>wait for angry muslim
>beat the shit out of him
>Run away and get off your black dress.
>Profit?

>I've decided to become a super hero vigilante as a sort,
Older than 18 to post here matey.

get SIA loisence and be a bouncer.

Well then you best be the rare exception. It's a requirement for this to be long term.

Good luck with CCTV

Godspeed user. Ily

Your glowing bigger. This is just post about an attack you feds/Jews are planning. Just like how convienent the Texas attack happened and just before you glow niggers ask if anyone is planning an attack. Fuck off we are peaceful people on this board that bounce ideas back and forth. Go fuck your mother fed. Leave us traditionalist peaceful people alone.

You won't do anything you nigger.

Join the police and get paid to beat the shit out of cunts. You'll have legal backing, too.

How well do you know your town? Do you ever just walk around it? Do you drink in everything that goes on? Do you go to places you normally don't go, where other people normally don't go?
Are you fit?
It's not illegal to defend someone who is being attacked. I have. I wasn't prepared. It's a rush.

>all these newfags who haven’t seen this thread before

Come on guys please do better. Lurk more before posting

>/thread
anyone who puts this on their own post is a massive faggot

The law doesn't apply to criminals, kid.

Well, you already fucked up by telling people this. I sure hope you’re not posting from your computer. I hope you’re behind 7 proxies AND a vpn AND through TOR AND from space.
So aside from you getting arrested by the thought police, vigilantes aren’t respected. If your identity is released, you’ll go to prison. Beating people up and doing patrols with weapons is a good thought in theory but it only creates more tension and violence. I suggest putting up flyers everywhere about a neighborhood watch with a “see it, report it” type deal.

Fucking tea and crumpet glowies now too, can u feds fuck off.

Imma do 88, you're gonna do 88
Imma do 88, you're gonna do 88
Imma do 88, you're gonna do 88

I suggest you join a chav gang and start beating up packi rapists and kebab merchants instead.

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This is a good way to start your own gang.

light mosques on fire

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Honestly, you should just get some boys together and get into fights. You'll see if you've got what it takes.
As well, don't wear a fucking larp mask - you'll lose a bit from sight and hearing. Just get a coughing mask and paint your face up.
Or maybe don't do it.

You could stay really busy by getting all the non-whites out of bongland

Okay Bongman, what are your powers? You wearing a cape? Make sure you at least have a utility belt of gadgets before you go out there. If you need help with graphic design for your Bong Signal and motif I'm sure there are people here willing to assist.

Tip: don't underestimate the amount of resources that will be destined in catching you.
They don't want to give you justice
The surely don't want the people to make their own justice
All that surveillance it's not for stooping rapes, stabbings or acid attacks
A mask will not be enough, keep anything you plan between you and your friend, the less people who know about it, the better.
Don't bring your phone.

Why is Wes Watson so fucking based?

You just swatted yourself. Look at the bright side, your cops will negotiate with you till you agree to be imprisoned. In the US the cops would kick down your door at 2:00AM to shoot your dog and anyone who gets in their way.

Remember, the glow-niggers think this shit is real.

Watch Death Wish 3.

>neckbeard directly into chesthair

99% of crime isn't solved by patrolling. Any evidence you collect on criminals would be inadmissible due to the chain of custody.

90% of crime is domestic and social, mostly relating to drugs and alcohol. The vast majority of crime happens over the weekend due to this fact.

The vast majority of serious crime happens to people by people they know.

Maybe you spend four months in the cold dark wet streets until someone gets mugged or assaulted. Huge group of people beat you up or stab you or more likely, they simply outrun you.

Or you find a super dangerous area where post code gangs and drug lines mean you get avoided (for fear you are a police officer) or beaten up.

Also, one man? You could be beaten up by a gang of teenagers if there were enough of them.

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>/thread
Not so fast.
>OP roams the streets of Luton on Celtic war chariot
/thread

Anyone that's discouraging this individual from pursuing his caped dreams is certified fag and should not be listened to

Jails and hospitals make the best secret lairs tho.

I highly suggest you watch Kick-Ass

Also Rainn Wilson as the Crimson Bolt in Super

Yes. I hate saying "watch this movie" as it stinks of Libtard, but unironically watch "the Equalizer". Improvised tool & traps using common items found at any hardware store are your friend. Between a hardware store and a drug store you can equip and field a while team of superheroes. Especially in Britain where more conventional weapons are out of reach. And disguise - you don't need to wear a skull mask. Learn about stage makeup, break up your outline to BTFO of the Londonistan surveillance state.

Put mothballs or rocks in your shoes, or wear shoes with uneven soles. Throws your gait off naturally - just need to practice moving around with it.

Sit down, hold still & watch your mind; train your mind. Nothing lasts. Good luck out there, you're never really alone.

reallifesuperheroes.com/heroes/

1. dont use a ficking mask what if cops show up, they will think your the issue and bad street people are slick talkers.

2. Get the gay larp mindset out its the wrong place for thus type of thing

3. add aluminun and plastic in the inside of your hoodie to stop stabs

4. If your not an intj dont do it

Don't be loon mate.
youtube.com/watch?v=tlIRns021jg

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He will become Loiscense Lad and throw sharpened loiscences like gambit to take down his enemies

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Just become a cop retard stop larping and plus you get paid

Do it but film it and put it on youtube at least
Why not if you dont mind any and all repercussions including jail time death or public ostracizing
How great would it be if we could get liberals and conservatives fighting like some diy batman shit in the street
The future sounds entertaining

Start catching pedos on the internet

Reallisticaly you should not consider close combat your primary weapon. Actually that should be your last resort and only for self defence purposes. Instead your primary weapon must be long range and silent:
Reallisticaly you should not consider close combat your primary weapon. Actually that should be your last resort and only for self defence purposes. Instead your primary weapon must be long range and silent:
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There is nothing wrong with vigilantism. Violence, not "individuality," is the axiom of life. Might makes right. Heil Hitler.

100% chance of this.

I've been around a lot of crime, been involved in a lot of crime, and have suffered because of being in and around this environment.

Here's whats going to happen. You'll either:
a) Get stabbed the 1st time you fuck with anyone that isn't a 14 year old selling pot.
b) End up arrested and face additional charges on top of whatever shit you manage to do because of vigiliantism. Jail will be very rough.
c) Fuck up someone connected to a Cop, end up framed, go to jail. Jail will be very rough.
d) Get singled out after a period of successful vigilante activity. Group of dipshits will murder you.

The only reason Cops get away with doing what they do is because fucking with a Cop is serious No-No due to how intensely the investigation will be handled, and how utterly assfucked you will be by the legal system.

You're going to end up fucked up, dead, or in jail. Don't do it retard.

This
Read Hunter by Pierce

This user is right but wrong. You don't wear a mask but I would wear something very noticeable. something that would stand out. Like a huge neckalace or a Wig, an obviously fake mustache, goofy fucking shoes, a reflective jacket so you look sort of like an employee of something. If you do this anyone who tries to describe you will immediately only recall whatever your distracting garb will be and not a good physical description at all.

If you have super powers I say go for it.

You at least need a Batman style utility belt. You can use your smoke bombs to confuse your enemies and to not be identified by all the cameras

I am making fun of you but I really hope you do pull this off

>Cops show up
If he's still there by the time they show up he's already fucked up. In and out in 2 mins, know the response times, keep a scanner on him to know if the call has been made. And in Bongistan he'd be considered a terrorist regardless, they're an Anarcho-Tyranny where criminals are rewarded and protected by the State. He should resign himself to going to prison if he does this. Not saying he shouldn't - but that's the reality of it.

ok

A cop in a tyrannical dystopian shithole like the UK? How about "No" - he wants to fight crime, not aid & abet it. If he was in a small town in the US or somewhere else still fairly unpozzed I'd agree, but the UK and the EU in general or beyond the pale.

Look into PCP-based airguns if you go this route OP. Still illegal, but silent & untraceable - and you can build one capable of dropping a man at 200m our for less than 100 bucks from hardware store parts. Or a crossbow.

The whole reason I want to do this is because I have given up on the justice system, folk hard working all day come home to be robbed or assaulted, dealers (weed meh just don't smoke near underage or sell to them) openly selling coke and heroin on streets and feral spice junkie ghouls plauge the high streets scaring families and people away

I can't tell if this is cringe or retarded

>OP follows back criminal, staying out of sight. Has planned the hit carefully.
>Garottes criminal silently in secluded spot
>Evac area within 2 mins.

If he's careful he'll be fine. Serial killers can operate for years without getting caught.

This. Livestream it.

Hey I appreciate your concern but I think a Russian environment is vastly diffrent to mine, and people need to drop the police nonsense, I will be long gone from the scene by the time they get there after being called me by me on a burner or something, I will just need to be fast and stealthy, who knows maybe I could come to an understanding with police one day, me handing them big guys. Etc

Buy a gun and you will pretty much be a god in bongland. Go to Jow Forums and ask them how to get a gun under the radar in the UK, you don't even have to use it, just intimidate them.

All of that is only an issue if he wants to report them to the cops & let the criminals serve time legally. But we know the UK cops don't enforce laws on criminals, and tend to prosecute the reporting party instead for "Racism". His goal should be to simply remove the threats more directly. Like Dexter, only cleaner.

>Find paki criminal pimping child out
>Learn patterns, including residence
>Remove kebab without being seen
>Repeat

Easy peasy.

The cops aren't on your side though. Get that right out of your head now boyo. They're the enemy, nothing more. They won't come to any understanding with you - they run half the gangs out there. You'll be removing their pets. Don't call anything in, simply eliminate the threat.

You'll need a hell of a lot more than basic boxing. Take a judo class. Also, you're going to get arrested.

stabbed/burnt with acid

for gods sake stream it!!

You're gonna get shanked or melted. But i actually admire you for wanting to do this. Here's what i think you should do. Train, get ready, get equipped, but don't do anything yet. You're a basic boxer? A lot of your criminals are too. And a lot know more than just the basics, some have been trained by the united states (not just letter agencies, and not just overseas). So you're at least a year of training and fitness away from being able to beat them. You don't EVER EVER EVER want to be evenly matched, and they will have weapons, disregard for human life, and years of practice, not to mention numbers. You're right to want to take action, but you are not ready. Be patient, the time will come. Wait a year, and don't miss a single day of training.

t. Marine.

So Himizu IRL but with a mask?

but i thought zoomers were b-b-b-b-b-b-based?

Fuck all the hand wringing, let's invent shit for him to use
>razored bowler hat and curare-tipped pub darts
>stone tomahawks, dress up like a Comanche cheif
>rusty pipewrench and a hard hat
>ski mask and an Irish flag w/ spear tip
>some rubber smock thing to protect against the inevitable acid attack
>blond wig and heels. Claim to be a woman but go by the name "Mohammed the Remainer". Police will just let him go

>I suggest you join a chav gang and start beating up packi rapists and kebab merchants instead.

Baz and Abdul are united in stopping pooftas

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Criminals are much tougher than you. Try this, and within a year three guys will catch you, and hold you down while they take turns hacking your face open with a box cutter.

You can't singlehandedly do the job of an entire town's Police force. This is a job for the cops, and since your government doesn't want your cops to protect you, it's time to revolt against them.

Be sure you get a good walking stick before you start taking long walks at night to ponder the meaning of life.

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You know sometimes i've often thought about doing super hero work, and have been thinking about having little emp blasts to take out cameras.

Many years ago, female friend of mine’s bf was actually as deluded as you and embarked on the same retarded journey: dressed all in black, hooded and armed with a telescoping baton, he took it upon himself to patrol the streets of the LES of Manhattan looking for scum.

Remember Batman’s first foray? Same for him, and deff same for you, schizo

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The thing i hate is that because so many faggots suck the cock of the government for security, countries are turning more and more into a nanny state with surveillance everywhere. If this were but a few decades ago he could've easily hidden his identity and do vigilante work