/AHSG/ - ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL #504: O LAWD HE COMIN EDITION

any...minute...now

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=CHe9ks62m9s

Attached: 1551915841585.jpg (720x568, 33K)

WHERE MY 321 BROS AT?

Attached: 0901191935_HDR.jpg (4160x2340, 3.31M)

because you arent allowed to own white man land

A juicy nothingburger.

bring me my brown pants

Attached: 1547860917854.jpg (758x644, 64K)

Attached: 1540915073540.png (445x811, 487K)

Have any of you Florida anons got like a big superdrome type of arena you can get you and your families safely to?

rum and coke
pub subs or pizza

a tendie pubsub, you cretin

10k+ may die
This is gonna make Harvey 2yrs ago look like a joke

my fucking house bong boy

fuck off cunt i bought my land fair and square

Attached: its good to have land.png (1013x767, 1.53M)

post yfw it shoots straight towards florida

Attached: waifu3.webm (640x900, 2.57M)

Attached: 1564591147488.jpg (1125x2000, 197K)

>tfw dad is working in the coastal part of Savannah
What's the word Savannah bros? Is there anything to be worried about?

TELL ME ABOUT THE STORM LADS! WHAT IS IT DOING? AND WHAT WILL IT DO NEXT?

Attached: WEEEEEEEEE.webm (1280x720, 1.42M)

I call it my house, must bring your own liquor

>it's still gonna miss miami
Feels good living in 305.

Attached: 1548712171279.jpg (1280x720, 96K)

Praying for millions to die.

Attached: 1567189638107.png (500x497, 114K)

mommy

Attached: hurricanee.png (938x720, 1.08M)

;_;

Attached: IMG-20190901-WA0188.jpg (899x1599, 95K)

Latest reports are wind speed is decreasing now, movement falling to 3 mph. It's stalling over Bahamas, meaning the pressure fronts will easily turn it North soon.

Coastlines are on "hurricane warning" only because they consider anything above 75 mph as "hurricane force" winds. Florida will NOT see any catastrophic hurricane conditions, just flooding.

This is the scientific consensus. Doomers who desperately want a happening don't have a shred of evidence to support their claims, and arrogantly go against hundreds of professional meteorologists around the world, all smarter than anyone here.

Attached: 1562303868955.jpg (794x756, 412K)

What are the chances this just fizzles out after wrecking the bahamas? Miami here, hoping for TS at most

Attached: IMG_20180810_231754.jpg (1125x1574, 189K)

Social media and women were both mistakes.

Dont be a fag. More like 10M+

please hit miami

You're not welcome here
I hope the storm destroys your house

Attached: 1518153873278.jpg (992x748, 199K)

Tampa reporting in

Attached: 1524076021225.jpg (225x225, 8K)

Yes I have a shelter under the concrete in a movie theater parking lot

Pussy, meme the storm back to the Bahama's.

It's all going according to forecast. Storm has slowed to a crawl, ridge will weaken and it'll begin to turn north well off the Florida coast. 100 hurricane generals all for a literal fish storm (bahamas getting hit doesn't count). Stay seething happeningfags

Attached: 1458047423959s.jpg (250x181, 9K)

wheres this from

keep dreaming

Attached: congrats from the 3 eva girls.gif (498x338, 1.71M)

death toll in Bahamas?
over 10000?

tell that to dorian nigger
you picked the wrong country

fuck off cunt, I've been respectful to all whites ive met and i always piss off niggers

Holy fuck
I barely use two hashtags when I'm shilling my craptacular pics on insta

I love social media during times of distress.

twatter

IM 40 MINUTES FROM ORLANDO AND PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT THE STORM IS GONNA SMASH CENTRAL FLORIDA DIRECTLY, SHOULD I EVACUATE /FLO/NIGGERS

Attached: C41B5247-3B79-4C03-9CE9-1D7D1D356BFE.png (540x543, 266K)

my man

Attached: 1567351330135.jpg (1044x664, 166K)

space centre btfo

twitter.com/BillKarins/status/1168309285480292354?s=20

Attached: file.png (1011x977, 1.94M)

Threads moving so fast that no one will realize this is what Florida justly deserve for letting all the Yankees in

Why? So my family can get raped? No thanks.

not my choice, employers forced me to move here

I live in Ocala how fucked am I?

15k

this hurricane is make or break for Desantis. so far he seems weak.

>glownigger damage control units detected

>i've been respectful to whites
>moves to their country and buys a house on it, driving prices up

Attached: file.png (2048x1536, 2M)

Coconut rum and Pepsi is awesome.
Thank me later

it's white man's land, and god is punishing the spics and your like for taking it. by the will of god and publix I sentence you to death

Aww man. I remember seeing that documentary. Those poor guys.

yea its now, you have to add it into sentences....

Direct all energy to hit the boomer fortress known as the villages.

Attached: y3C5t-1013091.gif (499x300, 746K)

>leaving
Oh please. It's just a little wind and rain. Anyone that runs or dies is a coward and a pussy.

Attached: 76C8F93C115C4D09A48D70D6894F7FAB.jpg (1024x655, 59K)

So honestly does it look like it'll track further west before hooking north???

>I'm respectful to whites
if you really want to show respect you wouldn't come here
you'd stay home

Attached: Balalaika visits 4chan.jpg (620x349, 60K)

>west fucked by earthquakes
>east by hurricanes
it's just perfect

Nothing ever happens
It will turn north
No happening

Attached: 1564662770977.jpg (300x300, 77K)

if get we will rename it Tyrone Bignigdick

Attached: misakisan.gif (500x282, 581K)

Attached: randy_marsh_covered_in_ectoplasm[1].jpg (635x477, 31K)

>centre

Go back to shilling in /ptg/

>ruining your liquor with soda

Attached: 1550179171871.jpg (640x636, 23K)

You will live to see the crowning of the first Emperor of Publix

Yeah, Glad I not on those islands today.

This better turn into something I'm tired of waiting.

Attached: broadcast-television-television-set-woman-watching-tv-circa-1960-1950-BKD2BY.jpg (1183x1390, 203K)

enjoy your light summer shower.

whatever floats your boat
I'm drinking bacardi black and coca cola
I prefer Havana Club 7 years or Maestro though

Im moving in 3 years, calm ya tits. If I were I would focus on tyrone and jose hernandez shitting up your country whilst I fund my political party in India

I grew up in Miami, and my parents are still there. Is Miami going to be hit badly?

always do your best.

PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
>PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
>PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
>PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
PLEASE HIT FLORIDA
>PLEASE HIT FLORIDA

Attached: 7dy62a7tw5931.jpg (518x621, 86K)

Did he live? What is the documentary called. I would really like to see it.

user checking in from 239. I hope this storm keeps coming west and gives Florida the big benis.

Attached: FB_IMG_1567081004239.jpg (750x734, 35K)

In honor of the new thread I removed most of the static and the map overlay but kept it in b/w. The filter used was ZA General IR Enhance. I don't know what its for but it really brings out the different clouds in the vortex. I am very happy for this much viability in such a shit image.

Attached: NOAA150901ZAENHANCE.jpg (1040x759, 297K)

Must be nice having a leader who actually cares about his people

why is publix so much more expensive than kroger and walmart, even for the same items?

Here we go

Attached: BestCaseScenario.png (781x461, 336K)

Is it really going south or is that a meme?

Just stay in Florida
Nothing will happen and you could even go to work Tuesday goy

Attached: 1544830171770.webm (640x640, 1.76M)

Nah it's gonna miss us.

I ruin my bourbon with sugar and lemon juice

too keep nigs out obviously

I second this
May the storm teach you a very harsh lesson

Attached: Zeruel blowing shit up.gif (399x272, 1.45M)

how about a good old fashioned. I got me a bottle of Maker's Mark for just such an occasion