Israel Army in RETREAT

They have fled and placed mannequins in their place

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>jew jeeps
glad i sold mine for a terrorist toyota

Dumbass

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Pampers Army

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I'm at the Dave Matthews Band concert at the gorge in George, WA. There's a lot of fat people here.

OY VEY AMERICA PLZ SAVE US!!!

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That neo-colonialist welfare state shithole can't fight for nothing without murrican help.

Get ready to fight your own war for once Israel. You fuckers deserve whatever comes to you.

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This kills the evangelical.

they put the mannquins there to mock them. they know they won't do shit so they have put mannequins on the front while they bulldoze some more houses in the west bank.

Jew army in disarray after Senior commander killed. They are running like chickens with their heads cut off and wetting their army diapers

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Surrender is imminent

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They're coping so badly they had to pretend like this was some kind of psychological operation where Israel was only PRETENDING someone died.

IDF on suicide watch.

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>they put the mannquins there to mock them. they know they won't do shit so they have put mannequins on the front while they bulldoze some more houses in the west bank.
Nah Israelis are fucking cowards.

>jews flee the front lines to destroy some old lady's house and call it a victory
Sounds about right. Can't wait for the israeli cowards to get curb stomped.

>Hezbollah kills 1 commander
>whole army dissolves

So THIS is the power of Jewish people

>it only looked like they killed our commanders because we pretended they killed our commander so that they would think they killed out commander.
Is this peak jewishness?

It's like that F-16 that got shot down a year or so ago and they said a bird flew into the jet engine.

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Kinda surprised they sprung for mannequins, figured they would go for the cheaper option of US troops.

Ahahaha jewish cope is the best hahaha

>It's like that F-16 that got shot down a year or so ago and they said a bird flew into the jet engine.

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>psy-op and mislead your enemy
>announce your secret plan to the entire globe

Yeah I'll take Jewish schizo cope for $400, Alex.

WW3 About to happen or in the current phase to happen?

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How come people only remember the six gorillian and not the rest of the 70 - 80 million who died during WWII?
It was like 4% of the entire world population that died

these are the same people who will glass the world when they lose the war

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oof

OY VEY YOU SHOULD GO TO PRISON FOR JUST THINKING THAT!

What if it's not a psy op against Hezbollah but a psy op by the IDF for the Israeli people because the Government doesn't wanna admit to israel's citizens they lost a soldier.

This is what happens when your whole army is being carried by US, same thing with Saudi Arabia's troops

Because. Levites. Look it up.

of course, they have already sent orders to the U.S. military to send some good goys to die for israel.

Implying they have the amount of power they have led us to believe they have
It’s all psychological. They’re weak without our fear

>>Hezbollah kills 1 commander
>>whole army dissolves

Thats all it takes. The women, gay and retard troops all give up. Which is what their whole military is made up of

youtube.com/watch?v=9TyxxLHfBwE

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That's what I insinuated, they must be really retarded if they believe an army would announce their scheme like this.

Probably only Israeli boomers will buy it kekek

The United States isn't gonna defend Israel this time. You're on your own kikes.

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Nothing happens

GOD BLESS ANYONE THAT OPPOSES THE JEWS

I don't believe memeflaggots.

Kikes are sheep to bigger kikes

They're too pussy to retaliate so they are saving face by saying no one was killed.

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Hello Rabbi

Hopefully Israel has a civil war and gets invaded simultaneously.

bibi's gone this month. Should be some interesting times.

Israel military and Mossad have always been shit at combat. Psyops is what they are truly the most adept at (aka lying). You will often hear how Mossad is > SEALs/Delta/MARSOC but that is not even remotely true.
"God's chosen" can't even defend themselves from 12 year old Palestinian kids with rocks. They'd be doomed without U.S. intervention. Such superiority
*sarcasm
>t. intel veteran that grew tired of fighting their wars for them

based

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This pic is recycled from three days ago Mahmoud. Try again.

That's cool and all but Australians can't even handle a species of flightless bird, in a serious war do you want the guy who jobs to an oversized turkey or the guy who actually wins shit occasionally?

Lol. '48, '56, '67, '73, '82
Face to face and raped the fucking sandnigs. Utterly raped.

Cue
>but muh 2006
nigger you were 3. You don't know shit.

>Lol. '48, '56, '67, '73, '82
You live in the past because in the current century israel can't succeed at all.

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Sure bud, sure.

They are going to rape the fucking shit out of the ayyyyrabz. Again.

Get ready for a war without US support.

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Shut the fuck up armypampers

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1. Cut and paste the following.

Israel is our greatest ally! We must stand by them.

>glass the world
>fewer than 100 warheads
Plus the jewish diaspora would likely get shoah'd

>they put the mannquins there to mock them

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Would you trust IDF girl with your life?

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um, cant find a single case of face to face war with the jews? They fucking beat the shit out of Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon and Syria.... at the same fucking time.... on multiple occasions.

I like how they put it on fast forward when they climb over the wall.

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Can't fucking wait for Israel to get wiped out

That'll probably happen anyway

As expected.

disgusting

This is true. If you look at Orthodox Jews a lot of the flock really are just sheep to rabbis. And their kids get raped by rabbis too and no one says anything.

>Flaring elbows out doing pushups
Never gonna make it

You should see the way JIDF copes when I post pic related

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With what? Nukes? Right, like anyone on the planet can use them, at all. Forgot about ayyys disarming them just by their mere presence? They wont allow it.

Checked and Kekd

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INB4 Trump sends a few more billion of US tax payer funded aid to Israel

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checked.

is he/she ok

If you convince your enemies to blow up your armored vehicles, you win.

pathetic

Kike memeflage is obvious

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>rocks vs shields, body armor and automatic rifles
Palestinians clearly had superior firepower

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Those rocks must have contain powerful tecnology, what other reason they were able to defeat Gods chosen?

>concluded the pranks

lmfao

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Just got a little of that superior IQ spread out over its field jacket. Other than that it's ok

Can anyone please explain why they all run like they don't know how to?

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The absolute state of these fucking faux men

>oy vey an army costs how much?!
>I have a solution
>...
>conscript army

Kek

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Australia is a faggot nation

>Kek
Entire Israeli platoon taken out by a tire, gravity, and a slightly sloped road.

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>ISRAEL uses GAS
>It hurt itself in its confusion!

absolute cringe

You stupid nigger, I'm American.

Why are they bunched up that closely. One grenade and they're done. Are these boots on their first training patrol?

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