Why would anyone want to live in Florida

It’s humid as fuck
There’s always hurricanes
Tons of old people
Grass that hurts to walk on
Alligators
White trash
Black trash
It stinks like a swamp
People there seem like reptiles
Etc

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I’m moving to Florida from Cali in 6 months. Am I fucked?

What areas are safe for whites people to live in??

I'm at the Dave Matthews Band concert at the gorge in George, WA. There's a lot of fat people here.

>why would anyone want to live

fixed it for you

I wonder this too. My parents own a house in Florida and they have to keep the air conditioner on all the time or the house will disintegrate into mold. Wtf man? Also I never see any young people. It's hell if you're under the age of 30 and white. Maybe Miami is better for the young men, I don't know.

Based

I hate living here

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Sanibel and Naples but the average age in those places are like 70. You better have a job in healthcare or senior Care if you want to live in places like that. Otherwise enjoy McDonalds

Orlando despite all the mutts,spics and niggers is a surprisingly nice place to be. That or try living in Tampa or Winter Garden.

Florida is a slight step up from Cali if you're from the shithole parts of Cali.

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>always hurricanes

No. aside from Irma the last major hurricane i remember was in 2004.

Because faggots like you don't live here.
Miami is a corrupt dirty shithole, it looks exactly like the South American third world.

No state income tax

No state income tax

I'll explain Florida

It's fucking hell on earth, especially the Zoomers. Haitians and Puerto Ricans are everywhere basically niggers, Haitians are incapable of reasonable thought.

The Mexicans are normally nice but not smart. The Dominicans ride fancy cars and their women are sluts, the white people who live here are fucking bluepilled as fuck.

Many whites are race mixers so many Hispanics fuck niggers on the side. So many fucking le 56% mongrel subhuman nigger abominations live here also.

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The house is just built like shit.

Publix, mother fuckers, Publix

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The fishing is fantastic
*sips*

I may be moving there for work. Don't want to but they're offering shittons of money.

The Haitians will attack anyone for any reason, they are normally so dumb they can't graduate. They also come to school high constantly, most of them date fat girls, most of them get illegal tattoos.

Additionally the P*erto Ricans are cocky as fuck, and they "sell" their women to everyone else. They constantly show me images of mutt Latinas and claim that they are the best women in the world.

Finally there are so many Jews here, mostly from Poland and they are fucking liars. I once had a friend of my sister who was jewess in my JROTC unit accuse me of saying nigger, she fucking lied. Also a lot of these Jews are gay or lesbians, many of the actual whites are homosexual, I know several actual communists.

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>gunshine state
>you have to be 21 to buy rifles
Not even New York has laws like that.

>Grass that hurts to walk on
Your feet sound too tender.

For years we’ve been contemplating the idea of moving from PA to FL. We should have years ago when you could have bought a 2500 sqft house for 60-90k.. Unfortunately the housing market has nearly equaled out now though(in the area we like)

But a few of the reasons for us,
Lower property taxes
No income taxes
Cheaper cost of living
Cheaper houses
No auto inspections or emissions
No snow
Mild weather 8 months out of the year
Always near a beach.
Etc etc

It’s worth it for me because I live in a state with the 3rd highest cost of living in America! If I can retire and get at minimum a 3-4 thousand dollar decrease in my cost of living I’ll take it!

No you fucking don't

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kek

Don't move here

I'm desperately trying to leave

Go North

>I’m moving to Florida from Cali in 6 months. Am I fucked?

Californian here... it won't matter where in Florida you go because you will be less fucked than staying in California.

Everyone born here tries to get out

i still think its better then phoenix right now, i mean yeah the hurricane shit sucks but atleast they get weather instead of just none-stop sunlight.

I wasn't born here

I was born and raised in NC I didn't move here until I was 15

I'm trying to get out of here, the army will take me somewhere else, hopefully to Kentucky

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unironically spot on

We are fucking FULL!!!!

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What parts??

We've vacationed in Sarasota for the past 12 years and absolutely love it.. All ready have a few work connections in the area, but it’s gotten very crowded and houses are no longer cheap.

We also like Clearwater, Hudson and St Augustine. I’m just not sure if I could handle the heat from June through August in my line of work.

I think it's what happens when the average age is high. No young man wants to live in a place where everyone is old as shit. Those Northern New England states like Vermont and Maine have the same problem. Everybody is old as shit so all the young people GTFO ASAP.

Here are your best options in order from best to worst
West Virginia
Pennsylvania
Alaska
New Hampshire or Vermont
Missouri
Louisiana
South or North Carolina
Literally anywhere else
Also avoid
Cali
Washington state
Anywhere near DC
Arizona or Nevada
Texas
Michigan
Florida

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You forgot the worse thing: Brazilians

Hopefully with all the Cali/left coaster transplants flocking to Florida lately it won’t be turned into a bigger shitshow.

Most Hispanics consider Brazilians to be higher on the spic totem pole

>West Virginia
gorgeous land ruined by junkies who leave all their shit in their yards, the most economically desolate state in the country, ugly women, don't move there

Pa and West Virginia suck,so your info is already flawed.

Im moving to the Tampa/St Pete area in another year or so. Currently in Philly and it's a shithole here

>West Virginia
Old farts with no jobs
>Pennsylvania
Eh, this one is ok.
>Alaska
No women
>New Hampshire or Vermont
Old people
>Missouri
Ehhhhh, I have no idea. There's Kansas City and St Louis. I have no idea what else there is in the state.
>Louisiana
Poor as shit; niggered
>South or North Carolina
All the suburbs look exactly like this. At least you picked states with work this time.

You should get better taste in states.

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>West Virginia
No jobs
>Pennsylvania
acceptable
>Alaska
no jobs (except oil work in the tundra which are full)
>New hampshire
soon to be overrun by massholes, no jobs
>Vermont
communist "paradise of the proletariat", no jobs
>Missouri
acceptable if you can tolerate a nigger infestation
>Louisiana
nigger what?
>South carolina
see missouri
>North Carolina
pretty based

>CA, WA, DC, AZ
agree
>Nevada
Where I was born. Based outside of Vegas but its truly sad what my homeland has become
>Texas
Where I currently live - only acceptable if you live outside of Dallas, Houston, Austin and San Antonio (I live in dallas unfortunately). Fort Worth is somewhat OK, and otherwise you have to live in the boonies where again... no jobs.
>Michigan
UP is based (no jobs), LP is nigger central (except the northern LP but again.... no jobs)
>Florida
see louisiana

If money were no issue, West Virginia or Montana would be my picks

t. My job for the airlines has taken me to each and every one of these states for significant intervals.

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Pa is based but not the cities
I'm aware of the poverty I would take white trash over Haitian niggers or P*erto Rican mutts any fucking day

> White flight in 2019
Big ouchie

The heat and humidity alone...just nah nigga...

>New Hampshire or Vermont
They have good gun laws though

My entire list was regarding the suburbs or rural areas
>Louisiana
Rural parts are based
>NC
>Based
KEK
>SC
It's for a desperate user, I lived here for 9 years it was pretty shit but the BMW factory in the northern part of the state pays good

Otherwise I don't know or care, I've never been west of Kentucky or north of Virginia

As a whole Pa isn’t horrible but winter 8 months out of the year, then torrential rain for about two months which leaves about 2 months of nice weather is seriously getting old.

Only a nig would complain about the cold

Here it's fucking hot all day everyday, I have to wear sunglasses all day because my eyes are very light. I would take PA over FL anyday

We live in the United States. Every state has good gun laws besides maybe Massachusetts or New Jersey.

Don’t forget Cubans and other spics

>Every state has good gun laws
Like California?

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Brazilians who leave Brazil are mostly white brazilians, because its expensive as fuck and niggers cant afford it

>>Louisiana
>Rural parts are based
No, they are not (Unless you prefer your meth cooked well done). Literally every stereotype of the south cranked up to a thousand. Arkansas is far superior.
>>NC
>KEK
Better than LA
>>SC
>Its for a desparate user
More or less agree.

>Vt
>good gun laws
not any more. NH wont in a decade or so.

Ill take hot & humid over biting cold any day of the week. Snow fucking sucks, it sucks even more the days after it snows when it all turns to ice and is usually colder and windy.

stay the fuck away then, fag

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Most of the spics who talk highly of Brazilians are Mexicans

They like your country because they believe your people live a good, free lifestyle. I believe this is because of your city/party culture.

AZ isn't terrible besides the shit tier weather in the summer.

>Vt
>Ca
>Ny
>Nj
>Wa
>Or
>Ct
>Mass
>RI
>De
>Md
>soon to be Va

Everyone else is OK

Είσαι αληθινός ήρωας
Και αληθινός ανθρώπινο φασόλι

The sun doesn't bother me so much as the cali exodus and the incessant illegal immigration dooming it to blue state status within 20 years

Central part of broward is nice, if you don't mind the large jewish population

Sorry user can't disagree more

It costs over 300$ a month to cool this fucking house, all of the homes in FL are made like shit. Also it is easier to get warm when cold, harder to get cold when hot.

A modern day apostle.

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Don't fucking come, we're full and hurricane proofed. Also we have rockets which means we won a technological victory in civ.

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>Thinking (((NASA))) or (((Disney))) are good things

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There are Publix stores in other states.

i don't blame people for leaving cali, it somehow has more expensive rent then honolulu or even i think new york in some areas.

>The jews
I know what you're talking about, mostly Polish here in Polk county. I fucking hate them so much, they are all fucking liars.

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Anti-Anglo Greekposter is one of my favorite anons.

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I dont blame them for leaving, I blame them for voting. We need concentration camps for californians

The chicken tender sub is from God himself

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5 Months of sub 30 degree days would change that for you right quick.

No he's a total faggot

Anglos are the masterrace

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Californians still have funs. You can buy a rifle and bring it home on the same day.

>black trash
>white trash
No hispanic trash? Really?

Yeah okay

What is the magazine capacity limit?
What is the stock regulation?
What is the waiting period for a class 3 permit?

Uh... how's this place compare to Florida? Currently in NYC and want to finally experience freedom

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I still can't believe people want to move there.

>10 day waiting period for all firearm sales

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_California

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Texas is based just avoid cities

Florida is probably worse off

IT'S FUCKING HOT- EMPTY- BORING- FULL OF MEXICANS- HILLBILLIES, FAGS AND BLACKS IN THE CITIES. TEXAS ACTUALLY SUCKS DICK

only acceptable if you live outside of Dallas, Houston, Austin and San Antonio (I live in dallas unfortunately). Fort Worth is somewhat OK, and otherwise you have to live in the boonies where again... no jobs.

Thanks to califags leaving cali it will soon be cali 2.0

>Their constitution doesn't guarantee the right to bear arms
Literally how

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Come to Delray, user. Majority of white here and the niggers all stay in their nigger places. Other than that, lots of cool places in Florida to stay. We have cities and we have swamps. Just don’t forget to get your conceal weapons license here because it’s super easy

Live in Pinellas County. Besides the yankees always telling you that where they're from is better it fucking rules.

>Greeks
>Turks

At this point I just want to leave this country desu

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If Queensland was American, it be Florida... but 10x more septic.

Some say Texas but that's just Darwin on a "Aussie night".

Wat?

Yeah as long as you don't do like me and do my final for English class senior year on the state of Israel.

We don't have state income taxes, fag

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Lots and lots of Mexicans. Hollywood paints a flattering image of Texas when the truth is that it's BEANED.COM. Every elementary school is littered with little Mestizo goblins and maybe one white kid who looks absolutely miserable.

Let's trade places brother.