/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General #509 - CHAOS Edition

>Hurricane Dorian Overview
10:00 PM EDT Sun Sep 1
Location: 26.6°N 77.8°W
Moving: W at 5 mph
Min pressure: 915 mb
Max sustained: 185 mph

>Which Model is Correct?
strawpoll.me/18576351/

>Pastebin
markdownshare.com/view/117ee113-1ba5-4701-8363-428d24551db9
(Updated periodically)

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=subregional-Florida-14-96-1-50-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined
windy.com/?27.303,-76.157,6
spaghettimodels.com/
tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

>Radar, Sat Images and Feeds
smartmet.bahamasweather.org.bs/radarcomposite/
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=dL8s3wNr3BI
youtube.com/watch?v=vGimsBVpuN8
youtube.com/watch?v=ol4Bt-0TgV0
youtube.com/watch?v=rk_GoTxJf-g
youtube.com/watch?v=hf-d_TqyAkQ
znsbahamas.com/

>Previous Threads
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/AHSG/

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Dorian please dip south and smite Miami.

My butt itches.

Torontofag here. Fist fuck Florida.

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lol this storm is a fucking disappointment

DORIAN is going Straight up the Chesapeake

Rolling for cheap tickets to florida

Pls no

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DORIAN WILL GO SOUTH AND HIT MIAMI DIRECTLY

can Dorian grind through Miami first please thanks

Sound off Jacksonville or your Dorian will kill your mother in her sleep tonight.

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why the fug are they evacuating Jacksonville? it's supposed to be 100 miles offshore right?

>DEATH TOLL : Immeasurable

DUUUUVAAAAAL

t. broward

100% white rural Canadian. Your tiny little hurricant is a fucking joke. We have bigger flash storms and dust storms than this nothing burger. Still hope you drown in it though

Where you hear this user?

What the fuck no it need to go back into the ocean

dubbins and a slut nig id

FISH STORM

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Toronto fag here. How fucked am I?

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Cause only niggers eat that garbage.
Go to Checkers like a real man.

you should see the wobbles much easier if speed up

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TRUST IN FOLES

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BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO WORK ON TUESDAY YOU MONG

Hey, you're me!

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Are my fellow floridafags ready for this? It sure is raining alot.

any patches for /AHSG/?

Not even panicking yet
>GO BOLTS

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Dust storms?

fug off cunt.

- love from the westside.
Because yankees dont know what the fuck to do in the face of media hype

Orange Park

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Wow that sure is turning north.

Burger King died when they changed the recipe of their chicken nuggets some time in the early 2000s

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Fruit cove here

Its moving at 5mph thats literal human walking speed, what the actual fuck

How is it possible this storm has maintained its intensity for so long with an eyeball replacement cycle? Dorian confirmed for hypercane status

NEXT UPDATE INCOMING IN FIVE BINGS, /ahsg/

IF IT'S STILL THE SAME W 5mph/185 mph HORSE SHIT, SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE FISHY

>eyeball

>just out walk it bro wtf

Dorian confirmed gay, getting dicked by the bahamas

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lol why are you guys still posting here? the hurricane is going to turn away from the us before it hits the mainland. it's literally nothing

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They had a fantastic choc shake. Checkers is def tasty.

11PM update in 4 minutes!

mayport reporting in

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Florida bros how many hurricanes have you been through? 7 here not including this one

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Can we petition to get this thing renamed to Chad?

>2017

Checked. Stay away from Melbourne.

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lol youve never experienced a single hardship in your life have you? dont worry. your time will come.

Dorian is upset that everyone mocked him for having such a queer name.

This is why you do not bully children, lest they become savage, vengeful adults.

has the winds gotten faster or slower

Go get maced by a cop.

>sideways posting.
Why don't people from the south understand how to use technology?

we are the thunder!

All of them for 30 years. Some of my earliest memories are of the sky moving sidewise as Andrew passed overhead.

faster

Florida man reporting in from the Holy temple of Hurricane avoidance that is Tampa.

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200mph

Eyeballin' your sister's pussy, I reckon.

Where to get update pls

UPDATE SOON

That's from Irma.

JACKSONVILLE! (also D.C cause I wanna see Trump BTFO)

god you are autistic

No, C was already taken. Maybe try next year, but you have to ask in advance.

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Same. Storm is slowing its westaward movement. Its about to be a full on fish storm.

The weather predictions don't know what will happen because they've never had to predict an Atlantic landfall this powerful before from a hurricane that doesn't even have a need to recycle its eyewall because it's so powerful, this thing shows absolutely no signs of weakening even after they said for days that it should've been down to 120 by this point, what's probably going to happen is that the high pressure system in the North Atlantic is going to linger just long enough to force Dorian to rake right across Florida and come out in the gulf, it'll turn north after that and sink New Orleans, this is Andrew V2: climate change boogaloo, Katrina is going to look like a fucking joke.

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>Dorian is upset that everyone mocked him for having such a queer name

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HOLY SHIT 860MB AND 210MPH WINDS WTTTTFFFFFFFFF

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11:00 PM EDT Sun Sep 1
Location: 26.6°N 77.9°W
Moving: W at 6 mph
Min pressure: 914 mb
Max sustained: 180 mph

Andrew, Frances, Jeanne, Katrina, Wilma, and Irma. Gordon might count since he dumped a lot of water. So 7.

Andrew hit on my 5th birthday, that's the first I remember. No idea how many since but any that hit the east coast.

Someone shop a penguin into the drivers seat.

Storm weakens, speeds up.

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be right back lads, gotta go skin some chickens to keep my red dead online weekly challenge streak up

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WTNT35 KNHC 020257
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BULLETIN
Hurricane Dorian Advisory Number 35
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL052019
1100 PM EDT Sun Sep 01 2019

...CATASTROPHIC CATEGORY 5 DORIAN MAKES LANDFALL ON THE
EASTERN END OF GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND...


SUMMARY OF 1100 PM EDT...0300 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...26.6N 77.9W
ABOUT 55 MI...90 KM E OF FREEPORT GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND
ABOUT 135 MI...220 KM E OF WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...180 MPH...285 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...W OR 275 DEGREES AT 6 MPH...9 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...914 MB...26.99 INCHES

LATEST UPDATE: DORIAN STILL HEADING WEST. HAS NOT SHIFTED TRAJECTORY. MEDIA IS LYING SO MORE FL RESIDENTS STAY AND DIE.

Wind speed down to 180 mph, movement increased from 5 mph to 6 mph, still moving west. Pressure is 914mb. But don't worry, it'll turn north any second now. :^)

Lol guys im from Missisippi and im not even scared.

Dade fag here, it's all quiet here I don't think we're going to get it bad.

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>Dorian swooced past Puerto Rico.
>Mfw if it hits Orlando it will kill even more Puerto Ricans than if it had slammed the island.

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With all this craze about Popeyes Chicken sandwich why the fuck can't Wendy's bring back those spicy nuggets. It's basically the spicy chicken sandwich they still sell..

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Good, that area is blue

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Ooh, one MPH faster! This might take a while. Imma microwave some popcorn anyone want some?

hello mike

post blue eyes or you are a nigger

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It's out.

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Get their mozzeralla sticks they are good... the tacos taste like cheap microwavable school meat though. The impossible burger was good but I think their gone now. They did something to their food that makes you burp and fart that specific flavor and feel gross the rest of the night if you eat the onion rings or burgur. Its worse than that same feeling you get from mcdonalds

Finally, I can go down to I Drive without listening to riced out Hondas burning out and spewing the single beat their entire musical history consists of.

source???

Kek

I want to die please just let me die

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