>you have to bring in a doctors note proof of being sick to miss a day of work
>you get injured in the job,you see a insurance doctor paid by the employer who will play games like you have back pain, he will tell you to put on your shoes
>they have people watching your house and they get your phone and internet records
>insurance doctors often times play mind games
>they have a doctor paid by the insurance who evaluates you and they overlook symptoms saying it was unrelated to your case
>they send injured workers back to work hurt and their problems get worse
>the put gps trackers on your car and follow you
>jobs often times have “wellness rooms” with exercise equipment
>they have cameras there and lets say you benched that day and you tear a tricep trying to catch your fall
>they will use that tape and send it to the insurance doctor and tell him it was the bench press that tore it
>they have nurses who check your blood pressure, if its high and you mess something up at work and get hurt or break something, the documentation she of your bloods pressure will come into play
>you had a surgery 20 years ago and feel nothing today
>apply for job
>they get your records through gray areas for background check
>you dont get hired
>hr finds ways to “help” you by covering the company butt and use those things to trap employees
>insurance adjusters deny your treatments
Things euros dont know about USA
Overtime is mamdatory. Your lunch break has a 5 minute warning bell before the end of the break to let you know you're supposed to start working again. If you're not working when the second bell rings you get a write-up.
All of these issues are completely untrue once you stop working nigger tier jobs you fucking worthless nigger.
gen x parents let (((doctors))) skin their child's penis like a bunch of stupid sand people and then everyone acts really surprized when kids shoot up schools like a bunch of stupid sand people
Anyone ever take fluoride tablets in school?
nope
isn't that rat poison?
Manufacturing jobs you don't get "weeks" of vacation time, you get vacation hours or days, but not until you've worked there a year and three months. The three months is because your first three months you dont really work there, it's a probationary period, and if you miss two days during that time you're fired. You don't get sick days, you get points. 8 is common. Each full day of absence without a doctors note is a point as long as you call in an hour hefore your shift starts. If you call in late it's 2 points. Being a minute late is a quarter point. Being six minutes late is a half a point.
nope. it's insect poison.
sensible thing to give children.
get a real job faggit
No u
>Silver spoon queers detected
Everybody starts somewhere you Boomerfied sheltered fucks
>little sister died
>tfw used up all my FMLA on my car accident
At my job its anything more than 2 days off of work consecutively that requires a doctors note.
did you fell asleep at the end of the post?
>you have to bring in a doctors note proof of being sick to miss a day of work
is mandatory in europe too
When they say inflation benefits the economy, it actually means that inflation benefits the financial sector, incentivizing every other sector to become more and more endebted, because inflation disincentivizes saving.
Lmao stay poor then faggots, if you can't figure out how to not have a job that isn't shitty in this day and age you faggots deserve it
America is Jewish consumerism in over drive. Americans on here like to think they aren't cucked because they can have a gun which makes up for the fat that a rabbi stole the tip of their dick but really you have been zog bots for a while
>Thousands of dollars medical bills for small injuries//procedures
>Like 20% of your elected officials have (((dual nationalities)
>Every war in the middle east is literally and Israeli proxy war to defend muh greatest ally
>Fewest days off per year in the Western world
>Your president gives the Jews everything they want for free including his daughter must be a great deal for them
we don't have union thugs dictating when and where we can and can't work
almost every single person is in many thousands, often tens or hundred sof thousands of dollars of debt. we are tax cattle on a free-range tax farm.
You forgot to mention how terrible your annual leave is. I spoke to an american couple in japan and they thought I was unemployed when I told them I had been there for a month. The man only got 20 days leave a year after working at his company for FIVE years (before that he didn't get any). The woman got half that off a year, don't know how long she had been working at the same company.
We have butter on tap at the cinema.
Shushes too and refills on popcorn
Our fast food medium drinks is their large, our small is their medium, our kids sized drinks are their smalls. This is for the same chains like McDonalds, KFC, etc.
synthetic butter
No it isn't sunshine
All foreigners please do not listen to OP. He works some garbage tier job where he obviously got caught trying to scam workers compensation.
Things cucks cucks cuck cuck cuck
my gf has a big fat ass and spots me when I go to the range
Nice country you live in mate...
We just say "I'm sick today" and just skip a day or 3 without visiting a doctor
Fucking NICE
Of everything you said before, this is straight out the most terrifying
Yes, fellow worker deserved his punishment. (Oh boy, if I keep this up, I hope Mr. Shekelberg will let me get by with only 4 hours of mandatory anal duty overtime instead of 8!)
Ever applied for Social Security? It's much, much worse. Unless you're homeless, illegal alien, or have a prison record, it's almost not worth the hassle. Hiring a lawyer does help.
This guy is unemployed
Jew usury
The fun never ends!
Moar
>works on my machine!
Fucking retard.
>insurance doctors often times play mind games
>they have a doctor paid by the insurance who evaluates you and they overlook symptoms saying it was unrelated to your case
Your case isn't valuable enough to worry with "mind games". And other complaints that are not related to your work injury need another appointment paid for by you or your insurance, not workers comp. Also, you probably need another doctor as most workers comp docs are orthopedists.
>they have cameras there and lets say you benched that day and you tear a tricep trying to catch your fall
>they will use that tape and send it to the insurance doctor and tell him it was the bench press that tore it
I know how you tore your tricep based on what exactly is torn and what you describe. My pay is not different based on your diagnosis. The general protocol is to check for definite tear or other internal derangement. Without definite sign your case worker will likely opt for physical therapy for a few weeks to see if there is any improvement. If not, then we can document that conservative management was attempted and failed, and thus an MRI is warranted, and only then are you cleared for surgery.
>>you have to bring in a doctors note proof of being sick to miss a day of work
What shit job is this? Sounds more like public school.
>Union worker
And you pay them to do this to you, faggot.
Is this a thing in every cinema?
Since the 80s, yes.
I think American companies have strict corporate law because most Americans do the minimum amount of work required for any fucking job
Most American drone workers function at barely a 10% level and simply wait out the clock until they can go home and smoke weed
I honestly don't understand why companies still continue to stay in America
yes it is and the last time I checked you pajeets ain't in Europe anymore
ugh god americans are fucking cringe. I hope the mexicans keep crossing your border and polluting your gene pool cause even the white people are stupid over there
sounds pretty dystopian desu, when I was sick I just send a text message to my boss saying I have a hangover and she just replied with "get better soon user :)"
I work in corporate offices and this is absolutely true. American (white) collar work ethic is pathetic. I wouldn't say it's only 10%, but maybe like 20-25% on average.
lol toyota
Jesus. Im so glad I wasn't born in the shithole that is muttistan, fucking hell
Depends on the company and the job. I've worked for places where it's 60 on/off (days) and some where you get four months a year paid vacation. Most of them are 80-160 hours of vacation and sick leave a year. This doesn't count Federal holidays.
>why aren't all 100% people working in 1% best paid jobs?
American retard.
this is disgusting. wtf is wrong with Amerimutts man?
It's warm butter faggot.
this is the most disgusting thing i've seen/read in this thread
This, americans are fucking dumb af, like BRO JUST DO LOGICS AND BE MILLIONARE OR JUST HAVE A GOOD JOB ITS EASY M8, when they themselfs have shitty rights lmao
...
i bet the rate of people that have put their mouth under that thing is higher than the rate of people with a bmi of bellow 20
It's just a condiment dispenser that is common for fast food places.
There are many things i did not know about the USA and i was really fucking shocked when i discovered its all true and real:
>bed bugs ---- what the fuck are beds bugs? i heard about this in a hundred mutt movies, never had the slightest idea what the fuck bed bugs are supposed to be.
>pink-eye, what the hell is pink-eye?
>tipping
>walking in shoes inside your house
>laundromats.... what the fuck? you cant afford your own god damn washing machine? you have to go all the way down to some basement and wash your shit with a hundred other people?
>anne franke --- who the fuck is anne franke? never heard of her until american movies. So you're spending the first 15 years of your american lives memorising this jews diary ---- are you people fucking insane?
>scientology
>mormons
>flat earth
>the average american is as tall as an office water dispenser, Holywood created the impression that americans are tall. Turns out the actors walk in men-heels
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
this shit is something that most yurolanders don't understand/something i still don't understand despite seeing it in real life in canada
infinite free refills for your high fructose corn syrup water
>>walking in shoes inside your house
this shit is incomprehensible to me
>>mormons
unironically based and redpilled
they thought that niggers were descendants of cain that survived the flood till a couple of decades ago
didn't allow them to be priests because they thought they had the "mark of cain" (their black skin)
so you agree that all these literal bureaucratic kike-commie regulations are fucking stupid? sweet. btw the only jobs for which these regulations apply are the kind literal retards (sub 90) do.
We did the liquid pouches up through third grade.
Not legally required to give sick days or vacation. I had one job that gave us 2 vacation days a year.
Now I have 4 weeks of vacation a year. Taking more than 3 days at a time is a huge headache and 2 departments whine and bitch. Plus when I come back, I have to make up all the work, so what's the point?
Niggers do flock to the cinemas for some reason
How do other countries deal with yearly taxes and tax returns
?
>pink eye
Conjunctivitis. Frankly it's typically when you get shit in your eye and it gets infected. Not a major health issue, just ugly to look at.
>(((Anne Frank))(((Movies))). Hmmm. Every grade school kid gets the distinct pleasure of reading the piece of fiction.
>laundromats
Yea, they're miserable, but a necessity in places like college dorms or apartments where you don't have the luxury of having a washer and dryer.
>225196108
>walking in shoes inside your house
this shit is incomprehensible to me
#Me too
>How do other countries deal with yearly taxes and tax returns
dunno
ask someone that isn't a neet
>mfw as a unionised welder in Finland
That image has to be shopped. The poles look like Space Marines compared to the dwarfmericans.
do you go to sauna with boss finfren?
Fly to the USA someday, bro, you will laugh your ass off how tiny americans are outside of their Holywood imaginary bubble.
>you have to bring in a doctors note proof
If you are claiming a work injury or an illness to skip out on your assigned work time you have to prove it or you get fired because no one trusts them
>you get injured in the job,you see a insurance doctor paid by the employer
This is required by law and is seen as a benefit to the employee (thanks, unions and commie liberals!)
>they have people watching your house and they get your phone and internet records
>the put gps trackers on your car and follow you
eonly if you are suspected of insurance fraud (i.e. claiming to have an injury you don't have to get paid for work you're not doing.) watching idiots is more expensive than paying them until it isnt. duh.
>insurance doctors often times play mind games
They are literally only there to make sure you are eligible for injury pay, not to make you better. Expecting them to heal you is legit stupid.
>they send injured workers back to work hurt and their problems get worse
If the injured person is actually injured they will prevent them from going back to work because they then become responsible for further injuries. If you are legit injured on the job and lie about being better to get back to work (because you get paid less while on leave) you get fired. No one is FORCING anyone with a legit work-place injury to go back.
>jobs often times have “wellness rooms” with exercise equipment
CYA to mitigate the costs of Obesity claims. Yes, fatasses would claim workplace injuries due to being FAT at their desk job so now if you are fat the company can point to the gym and say it's your problem.
>they have cameras there and lets say you benched that day and you tear a tricep trying to catch your fall
>they will use that tape and send it to the insurance doctor and tell him it was the bench press that tore it
If you are injured at the gym at work you get the same coverage as if you got injured by a falling box, you retard.
give us some storys binland :DDD
A Spaniard calling Americans dumb. You can’t make this shit up.
This is put here so you can come in and get beetus in one sitting. Order a small fry next time you go and a large soda and stay for an hour chugging it. Sometimes in the theater we mix it with melted butter, it's kind of like a sweet and salty action. Don't hate until you try it.
It also explains why in America there are so, SO many little hobbits pissed off on women, because they demand men to be of certain height.
lmao.
america is truly the height of human civilization
This is a gore thread now.
>Things euros dont know about USA
en.wikipedia.org
That list is just for 2019. Why Americans refuse to get civilised?
You forgot the most important one...single ply toilet paper in the company shithouse.
Where did they say they were union, fuck head?
>Mixing butter with drinks
Based.
cause getting civilized means killing all the niggers
>niggers are stupid not playing this game with us
That shit only happens to them. They pay for it.
It's mostly niggers anyway, who cares.
>cause getting civilized means killing all the niggers
Nobody would have a problem with that, worldwide.
Is that pay stub supposed to be impressive?
remember the times union used to say fuck you to the kikes and leave the trash in the streets until they get their gibs
remeber when unions used to tell niggers to fuck off nad that only whitey can get in
the degree of kikery done to the unions is actually insane
jews have a problem with that
3 or more injuries is a terrible metric for 'mass shooting'.
>1,219 people were injured and 335 died
How many car accidents have three or more injuries?
>36,750 deaths
How many stabbings were carried out in England from March 2017 and 2018?
>285 deaths
>285 dead in England due to stabbings
>335 dead in all of the US due to mass shootings
Ban guns!
I agree. The unions are all kike bullshit now, enlsaving the lowerclass.
Mmmm creamy dude. Wonder what butter in cream soda would taste like...
I remember the definition is 4 or more people seriously injured or dead (exclude the shooter).
Nobody would compare their country with Britain, it's a 4th world Islamic nigger shithole, nobody cares about them. Britain usually is compared with some African countries like Congo or something.
We get six days self certified leave then it’s nhs doctors note.
So you get 5 sick days and some change in case you're late...not bad
Also, dont call off unless you're actually sick and dont be late if traffic is an issue leave earlier...problem solved
Take your job seriously and you won't have problems
Don't you get 5 days sick leave a year no questioned asked? In the movies they make it seem like all you have to do is just call in sick and that would be the end of it..
What with all the corn syrup, you sell that shit labeled as honey
I’d say you have some issues America...
Stop spreading them though.
>three months both of faggot celebration
>we had daily events during June, including lectures by a 60 year old dude in sailor outfit and an Asian wig about “female prostate cancer risk”
>there are mothers tons on every floor of the building where women who recently gave birth go to milk themselves
>half the people are fucking smelly indians, 75% of the people in the building are “peremenant contingent”
“Real jobs” are just different flavors of bullshit.
You know things are bad when Poland of all places starts roasting your ass.
The US military is not an accurate representation of the US citizenry. The people who join our military are sociopaths and psychos who want to feel powerful and legally kill people, and that kind of anger usually comes from being a tiny manlet, who are minorities. Everyone back home is huge.
>they have people watching your house and they get your phone and internet records
>the put gps trackers on your car and follow you
What the fuck? Does this actually happen?
I've had gps when I did delivery driving for Advance Auto Parts but that was installed on a company vehicle.