Search entry level jobs on indeed

>search entry level jobs on indeed
>all of them have around 200-400 applicants
What the fuck. I thought the job market was booming - record job growth, lowest unemployment in years. Why is it so fucking hard to get a job?

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good firm handshake you little faggot. you didnt actually try.

Because businesses learned in 2008 they could go into permanent recession mode and cut perks and hiring in favor of contractors because the number of real positions and good companies is far outnumbered by their opportunities and inconsequential to their hiring tactics

>Looking for jobs on indeed
Found your first problem

As someone who has hired a few people for roles this is the #1 thing. If you have a wet fish handshake, it will be on the mind of the person employing you.

Low labor jobs will have tons of applicants

Are you white? Are you male? A nonwhite will almost never hire you, and neither will a woman. If you walk into an interview and it's a nonwhite woman you may as well walk out.

I'm not sure but it does sound like we need more foreign workers

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Probably because you're only looking at soigirl jobs that 3 billion Chinese and Indian people are also trying to get

>entry level jobs
>require 3 yrs min experience
>all these degrees
>just to clean dirty toilets
What the fuck?

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Ya just walk in, shake the managers hand and you get a job.

anyone of you could get an above minimum wage job doing construction of any kind but you're all soft and fat and lazy and want to work in offices with women. illegal immigrants who don't even speak the language can become wealthy and you could too if you weren't such a piece of shit. the picture is not related. you will never experience this. having a girlfriend/wife that is and doing goofy things with her because you're not willing to put in the work and if she found out you worked in an air-conditioned office she would cheat on you anyways

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I've been telling this for ages, as long as the masses are mentally whipped into accepting shit pay and no benefits because "times are tough" and they should "be glad to even have a job now" the job market will stay "bad" and "volatile" as companies love the fact they can just fuck people even harder and eke out that much more profits for themselves. All the while teabagging the very minions that got them there.

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Should I buy one of these then to prepare for that handshake?

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I ask friends/family if their companies are hiring. They usually are. Having someone on the inside is much easier.

Honestly, yes. If you are equal to anyone else that is being interviewed which happens a lot. The decision will come down to how the interviewer feels about you. And that can be usually determined as they say in the first few seconds of meeting, which is when you shake hands, and look them in the eye.

BECOME Contractor, fuck a JOB.

Lol, get some marketable job skills you little scrub. Get your CISSP and make 6 figs with no degree. Right now cybersecurity jobs are booming.

start your own Job
tools
phone
business cards
flyers (something bla bla maintenance FREE ESTIMATES CALL)
5 gal bucket
ladder
hose
truck
garbage bags

your going to put flyers on doors until they CALL your phone for free estimates

You can start with CLEANING DRAIN GUTTERS - your gonna BID on the job.

Yes mam your home I can do it for $45 bucks.. etc. Or I can do it for $100 etc. you judge your time VS the roof-line. Don't bid on a home you can't get to the TOP of the ROOF!!!

There I just TAUGHT you how to start your first business. You can get LEGAL and get a contractors license after you grow

USUALLY the little ol lady wants you to PAINT.. that leads to other construction jobs, if you got the tools.. your on your way!

As opposed to what? Glassdoor and LinkedIn have terrible filters for entry level jobs, and it becomes exhausting when 2/3 of their entry level listings require 5 years of experience. Or in Glassdoor's case, 90% of jobs simply have no experience label at all and are filtered out.

boomer alert!

Unions were the counter balance to corporate greed.

See any union jobs lately?

construction is the opposite of that.
You build it and then NEXT..
Build office networks. Finish with the PBX an punchdowns boom NEXT.
I will NEVER work for a company! lol

I got knocked back for a detailing job at a used car dealership. It was only for 2 days a week too lol :(

>What the fuck. I thought the job market was booming - record job growth, lowest unemployment in years. Why is it so fucking hard to get a job?
because some of these jobs aren't actually hiring, they are just required to post listings as a formality

Based advice.

That Bananna better be for LUNCH!
who would want to work for a shitty place like that. Good god. Work for yourself.

Study something that women hate. I'm in engineering technology. It is all nerds, the professors make jokes about genders and trannies every semester because half of the classes don't have a single female enrolled. And it isn't even hard, just lots of hands on stuff that women fail at.

GROW FUCKIN CARROTS!

> Getting entry-level jobs for university educated
> Not getting apprenticeship as smith, electrician or plumber

Found your problem.

Rent Farm land and grow beets. Work for yourself, sub contract the harvest or the whole fuckin show..

it's because they can smell your weebfaggotry

They know they can hire five illegal Mexicans for the cost of hiring one American.

aquire the electronics /electrical knowledge then go where they are building for work, go where people NEED this stuff done. Even a network admin don't need a degree if YOU CAN BUILD and OPERATE that network who fuckin cares if you got a degree.. NOBODY... that's the REAL WORLD!!!

Took me a year plus to get a part time entry level job with a STEM degree and two years prior experience. It's pretty fucking rough out there desu.

US real unemployment is currently at 21% (for july)

skinny little guys, you need shovel and pick! spend some years out in the field! When you can move 20 yards yourself a DAY your smoking lit and you can find work ANYWHERE!

LIFE is the fucking SCHOOL!

when I grew up they didn't have that retarded buzzword "STEM"
he they didn't have CALCULATORS until the $150 bowmar.

My First Calculator!

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As if crushing the hand of the HR roastie gatekeeper will get you anywhere.

It's all about contacts
Get on the good side of people working in your field and you'll see how the offers come on their own

Can you judge and visualize with a safety factor rock, granet,sand, dirt steel, cement, water? maybe you are the next DAM builder / engineer?

ESPECIALLY the older engineers DON'T LIKE THE COMPUTER SIMULATIONS! Because they are WRONG

If you don't got a job, it's cause you don't really want to work. IT's OKAY, but be HONEST about it.

If your absolutely retarded try making Jewlery. You know GLue Rocks onto Findings and put them on Chains.

do we make a hyper-autist Super state out side this reality and base our new world around the equivalent exchange of Energy straight from Source? leaving the normals with their magazines and text message apps?

What state do you live in? If it's Washington, close to Seattle I can get you one.

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The Mexican immigrants already have a monopoly on that shit.

>firm
It won't always be hr roastie doing the hiring. A colleague has turned down people for his team based on the handshake.
Always write a cover letter too, 2 or 3 sentences. Never just send a C.V

stop working faggot. drop out sign up kick back watch it burn.

And they're preemptively pooling applications for when an employee quits, they'll be able to pick the most qualified out of a large bunch. That's why you never receive a rejection email/call from 90% of applications.

I can't believe how many faggots got baited by this baby boomer.

socal

>be me
>on job search site
>lodge at least 10-20 resumes every fucking day
>0 responses
>change tactics
>dress up nicely go into stores and give my resume and availabilities
>"sorry mate you have to apply online"
>9/10 times I give a firm handshake and a resume they tell me we only accept applications online
I'm gonna fucking give up soon seriously, if I can't even get a menial labour or fast food job you know the economy is absolutely fucked.
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot it doesn't work like that these days you retarded boomer.

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Well fuck, sorry bro,

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>shut the fuck up you fucking faggot it doesn't work like that these days you retarded boomer.

Sorry mate but we can tell a beta cuck a mile off, and you my friend aren't going to make it.
And I'm in my 20s friendo.

>we
>beta
>cuck
I wish you would go back to your qoomer threads.

>we
Yes the people that are hiring your feelsorryforme ass

Never had a problem finding a job, I'm an IT student but this summer for example I have been a garbage man and transporter for cars. It were cool jobs bought myself an awesome '87 Thunderbird turbo coupe from the money earned

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I wish you stay a virgin forever.

WOOPS! Too late, not a prediction any more.

You'll love that car. I've owned a T-Bird per decade since the 50's, until they stopped production. My favorite were the 70's. BIG godfuckingdamned cruiser was a smooth ride.

Go back to /ptg/ you stupid boomer.

Man I can't wait, but I can only pick it up the 14th of septembre since my dad will be back from vacation by then.

14 loooooong days I can tell you, but then I will finally be the owner of the only 87' turbo coupe in the entire netherlands (with that closed front) I am so madly in love with this car, just with my current Ford Sierra

>entry level
>summertime
Found the issue

IKR, this is why I stopped bothering and just embraced the NEETbux life, while paying lip-service to wanting a local, part-time and tolerable job. Such a job does not exist anymore, it seems.

Hey bros, leaf here.
I want to be a car mechanic
What do

90% of jobs created in the past year were temp/contract/gig jobs
3% of the jobs created in 2018 went to native-born american men
77% of the jobs created went to women.
Trump's economy is a lie, and Trump is a failure.

its all about making connections lmao get involved and get your name passed around its the only way these days because there's too many people looking for the same job

What a disaster country when so many women are working outside the house

I've not only walked in to greet the manager cleanly dressed(dress shirt, and dress slacks, along with dress shoes), but I've followed back the next day over a position I was told was open only to find out it was not;manager did not remember me so it must have surprised him that some rando came to him to follow up about a position, but I was also able to acquire the number of manager's store owner to ask about said position to be told BY STORE OWNER that the position wasn't ever open. That shit does not work;having a strong resume;formatted to look professional as fuck, and using the correct buzzwords on applications DOES work. Every time you take an assessment you're either FAR RIGHT, or FAR LEFT on the scale. It's all bullshit. NEVER have I gotten a job through the method you're pushing. It's always been through resume.

Doesn't work like that at all. It's all about your resume. I've only gotten jobs when I've included a resume. DOES NOT MATTER if I list all my experiences they want the fucking resume. It's fucking stupid.

I actually asked my friend if he'd put in the good word for me;I'm a bigger guy than him, and he was AFRAID to say anything to his higher ups. It's not that fucking easy. I really wish it was. This is coming from someone who is used to working out in the fucking sun in a desert btw.

It sucks that Americans don't have factory jobs anymore

At any point I can literally walk into any factory in Russia and get a job that day.
It'll be less pay than American jobs for sure but it'll still be paid labor

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Figure out a different route. Take whatever shitty job you can get in the meantime, while you search for better job. Also keep working on self improvement and working out.

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this kek
> write a motivational letter and other shit for an job
> lick the boots for the minimum wage

there's also a terrible way of thinking that any job is a good thing. you can waste your life and earn almost nothing.
> reminds me of a boondocks joke: you are worse than a nigger, you're a mexican. you work hard and still ain't got shit