/AHSG/ - ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL #519 - THE VORTEXICANE EDITION

>Hurricane Dorian Overview
3:00 AM EDT Mon Sep 2
Location: 26.6°N 78.1°W
Moving: W at 2 mph
Min pressure: 916 mb
Max sustained: 170 mph

>Which Model is Correct?
strawpoll.me/18576351/

>Pastebin
markdownshare.com/view/117ee113-1ba5-4701-8363-428d24551db9
(Updated periodically)

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=subregional-Florida-14-96-1-50-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined
windy.com/?27.303,-76.157,6
spaghettimodels.com/
tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

>Radar, Sat Images and Feeds
smartmet.bahamasweather.org.bs/radarcomposite/
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=KSG96hLu16U
youtube.com/watch?v=dL8s3wNr3BI
youtube.com/watch?v=FGEHykTzINI

>Seasons Covered:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Atlantic_hurricane_season
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Atlantic_hurricane_season
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Atlantic_hurricane_season

>Previous Threads
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/AHSG/

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WATCH AND WAIT; NOW CATASTROPHIC CAT 5...
Dorian strikes with record fury...
CRAWLING...
200+ MPH GUSTS...
THISCLOSE; NEXT TURN CRITICAL FOR USA...
Mandatory evacuation ordered in Palm Beach, including Mar-a-Lago...
COMPUTER MODELS...
CONE...
SATELLITE...
DETAILS...
VIDEO UPDATE...
'Small deviation of track could bring intense core onto Florida coast'...

On Sunday, Dorian’s maximum sustained winds reached 185 mph (297 kph), with gusts up to 220 mph (354 kph), tying the record for the most powerful Atlantic hurricane to ever make landfall.

That equaled the Labor Day hurricane of 1935, before storms were named.

The only recorded storm that was more powerful was Hurricane Allen in 1980, with 190 mph (305 kph) winds, though it did not make landfall at that strength.

digits and it happens

The hurricane is starting to turn North. Just as predicted by the models.

The NOAA models have been shown to be highly accurate, as predicted. The fact that many are surprised at this shows a shameful level of ignorance amongst many posters in this thread.

Meteorologists are highly educated professionals who dedicate their lives to understanding complex weather systems, they are more intelligent than a bunch of doomsayers on the internet.

Once again Science wins.

For those who disagree with my assessment above, please do not feel entitled to question and challenge my conclusions about the impacts of climate change. However, while I accept the legitimacy of your arguments, your efforts are counterproductive in the long run, as they will only lead to more climate change denial – further fueling false climate change believers.

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FUCKING NIGGERCANE DONT FUCKING TURN

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Somewhat fresh OC. Anyone have the PNGs for AHSG helper?

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>w at 2(two) mph
WTF Jow Forums YOU SAID IT WASNT GONNA TURN, WHAT GIVES

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get a load of this FAGGGGOTTTTTTTTTT

BTFO DOOM FAGS. ASS BLASTED GLORIOUSLY.

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Any moment now....

>starting to turn north
>literally still moving at 270

Hurricane Dorian, a powerful Category 5 storm, roared over the Bahamas on Sunday making landfall on three different islands with punishing sustained winds of 185 mph and gusts that reached speeds of 225 mph.

> Dorian proved to be a historic hurricane, the strongest ever during modern record-keeping to make landfall in the Bahamas and, with sustained 185-mph winds, it's now the second-strongest hurricane, by wind speed, ever recorded in the Atlantic basin. Dorian now stands behind only Hurricane Allen, the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic basin. Allen thundered over the Gulf of Mexico in August 1980 and achieved sustained wind speeds of 190 mph before making landfall near the U.S.-Mexico border.

Keep praying for Dorian, focus on the Miami landfall.

Digits decide what happens

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GOODBYE ORLANDO

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>parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, everybody Ive ever been friends with live in Brevard county
guys...

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CLEAN UP FLORIDA DORIAN

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It's going straight up the Chesapeake.

show your real flag.

CENTRAL FLORIDA FAGS REPORT IN

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Everything in the south east dies.

Annular hurricanes are just terrifying to look at.

Watch what happens when it gets as close as it did before when it got BTFO and moved backwards. Same will happens til it cruises that line of BTFO that has been made.

>175
Only dented after pushing Bahamas shit in. Now we see who wins computer or nature

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for it to turn it will have to get to 0mph at 270 and 5mph at 360

>live along florida's atlantic coast
>non-salary

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Nature finds a way

I just don't see any way that shit happens.
It's not turning north.

Nature's destruction is righteous and based
Grind what you will into the Ocean

Je ne veux pas ma mere a mort

321 Beach fag here, ocean already much higher than normal

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wtf are you even talkimg about nigger

the 3 am update will be extremely important. This is the one. If it does not turn left in the next update, it will not happen

you mean 4am

AHC WILL UPDATE NEXT AT 5AM YOU DIPSHIT

>For those who disagree with my assessment above
I don't disagree, but i think all those fancy scientists and their fancy models don't know what they are talking about. I can feel the wind and rain on my face and find it pleasant that my neighbor's old shack blew away.

>turn left
Its gonna go South?
Is it just gonna miss Florida and then head to New Orleans?

Have some faith, user. It's not over yet.
Death, destruction and TABS will come to you if you just pray.

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5 YOU STUPID FUCK, 3 HOUR SCHEDULE LAST WAS AT 2AM

It got a certain distance to florida.. literally went backwards.. That is the wobble you see. Watch what happens when it gets that far west again. Another wobble will happen nigger. BTFO.

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...

FAKE NEWS, NHC website hasn’t got the 2 AM yet, clearly a photoshop.

Dorian's theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=aYpM1EJRtSU

Zerstoren (Destroy)

>I want to tend to my things
and reduce the rest to rubble
Ripping, bashing
Crushing, picking
I go along the garden fence
And feel the urge again
I must destroy
But only if it doesn't belong to me
I must destroy
But only if it doesn't belong to me

No

>I'll take your belongings
I'll annihilate them
Sawing, stripping
Not asking, smashing
And now the supreme discipline
Pulling the head off a doll
Hurting, tearing, corroding
Destroying
But only if it doesn't belong to me
I must destroy

No

>I would like to destroy something
But only if it doesn't belong to me
I want to be a good boy
But the desire overtakes me
I must destroy
But only if it doesn't belong to me

No

>Ripping, bashing
Crushing, picking
Chopping and stealing
Not asking, smashing
Tearing, hurting
Burning, then running
Sawing, stripping
Breaking, avenging

>He met a girl that was blind
Shared pain and like-minded
Saw a star go from the sky
And wished that she could see

>She opened her eyes
And left him in the same night

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I fucking hope not. Last time all the niggers ran to Texas and didn't fucking leave.

THE HURRICANE IS AFRAID OF FLORIDA MAN

Time to start a new business in the Bahamas.

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I die

storm surge soon

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in melbourne and its fucking nothing outside. nothing

cannot even begin to fathom what must be happening in grand Bahama right now.

i'm in south georgia am i boned?

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Is anyone else eagerly awaiting whatever dumbass tweet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will have in a few hours?

there is an hourly statement update lad

>If it does not turn left
The models show it turning right from the direction of its path.

Why isn't it going north? I have been watching a lot of different streams with good explanations that line up with what I already know that explain why the models are predicting that. Some of the models are changing now, but that is just because the storm itself is defying their T=0 conditions. The most logical explanation is that something about the forces directing this storm defies all of the most advanced weather models in the world. There's some yet unexplained phenomenon at work.
I'm afraid this is going to be very bad. Unlike some of you sociopaths I do care about Bahamians and A. Florida Mann.

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Heads north by daybreak (4 hours) or I will be cucked by a gorilla

Tha's rassis.

New much larger eyewall trying to form

it has not moved east, what the fuck kind of crack are you smoking you utter hypernigger

Because the high pressure keeping it from going north is staying stronger than expected. The more south and west it goes, the longer too, the stronger the high pressure ridge is.

LINK?

who here /tampa/ and comfy

Same here in E. Texas. I could use some rain.

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Every time I see a fucking Saints bumper sticker I'm reminded they're still here

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>Same here in E. Texas. I could use some rain.
Rain makes Corn
Corn Makes Whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby
Feel a little frisky!

>am i boned
Wanna be?

I feel for the bahama niggers but the coast can suck a fat cock. Hope they get obliterated.

t. central fag

Throw some nukes into it so it gets more energy.

i don't see why anyone cares about that tard and why you do

Any recent streams or clips from Grand Bahama other than the airport being flooded?

>Is anyone else eagerly awaiting whatever dumbass tweet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will have in a few hours?

She will blame hurricane damage on racism, the NRA, Trump, Christians, global warming caused by production of red MAGA hats, and of course the female wage gap.

WOBBLE CONFIRMED, STILL WEST BOUND!

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no. i can't even figure out how my pc is breaking

lol. I thought I was safe from her here.

Still predicting it will hit New York City on Saturday US time.

nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCUAT5 shtml/020656.shtml

Well, there's probably hardly anyone there anyway at least.

Go west young hurricane
haven't you been told
CommieFlorida full of niggers, kikes and the old

checked

It's making a slight move North right now, whether that continues or not we'll just have to wait and see.

hoooooooly shiiiy

It's headed for Houston.

Reminder that Dorian is generating loads of electricity and charging the systems around it as it moves.

If they post anything besides sadness of the destruction they literally deserve to be raped to death. I hate when they politicize any mass death event.

on the bright side, the storm is now 1 pixel further from hitting me

This is the funniest argument on the internet tonite.

It's not that I don't care about the individuals. It's that I see situations both as their local event and as their historical one. This is pretty fucking hype in some ways.

How can you tell? I just see a swirling mess.

It did a loopty loop.
It's going to hit Miami and then loopty loop and hit Fort Lauderdale, then loopty loop and hit West Palm Beach.
Check em.

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what times the next update? 1am pst?

I fucking hope. Drive all the niggers back to New Orleans.

seems like it but still hard to say

fuck off

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Buddy you'd be surprised

GAMMA DORIAN

>September 2nd
>1 CAT 5
>1 cyclone formation very likely
>2 low pressure systems forming

It's going to be one spicy season boys holy shit.

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HOLY SHIT GUYS, BIG IF TRUE!

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Latest from GOES-16
Straight as an arrow

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