Aus/pol/ - we wuz range ban n shiet edition

>Eurydice Dixon's autistic killer jailed for life, has 'poor' hopes of becoming safe
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-02/eurydice-dixon-killer-jaymes-todd-sentenced/11469328

>Dead woman found wrapped in plastic suffered 'gruesome death', police say
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-02/body-found-wrapped-in-plastic-in-cockle-creek/11469876

>Game of Thrones creators finally address coffee cup incident (big if true)
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-02/game-of-thrones-coffee-cup-weiss-benioff/11469426

>Elderly woman dies after being pecked by 'aggressive cock' while collecting eggs
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-02/elderly-woman-dies-after-rooster-pecked-varicose-veins/11469394

>A doctor said this baby was 'well and happy', but nine days later she was dead - and that's a good thing!
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-02/mother-recalls-daughters-last-moments-in-sudi-inquiry/11470784

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theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/02/parliamentary-inquiry-labels-identity-politics-as-threat-alongside-rightwing-nationalism
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/02/peter-dutton-hits-back-at-labor-opportunists-over-tamil-family-facing-deportation
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-01/no-jab-no-pay-threat-prompts-increase-in-vaccinations/11468456
scribd.com/document/424067768/Jaymes-Todd
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt#Disappearance
abc.net.au/news/science/2019-09-02/indias-chandrayaan-2-mission-ready-to-land-on-the-moon/11464734
theguardian.com/us-news/video/2018/mar/15/several-killed-in-bridge-collapse-at-florida-college-video
youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI
9news.com.au/national/queensland-weather-warm-week-30-degree-days-brisbane-national-forecast/79700dc5-fb22-4eec-a955-04c3fea3d376
theaustralian.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=TAWEB_WRE170_a&dest=https://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/media/factchecking-qa/news-story/b5a3d2b4a0802c7fa6955469e78d353f&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCAD05A7F696C34B9
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>Parliamentary inquiry labels identity politics a threat alongside rightwing nationalism
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/02/parliamentary-inquiry-labels-identity-politics-as-threat-alongside-rightwing-nationalism

>Scott Morrison refuses to intervene for Tamil family facing deportation to Sri Lanka
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/02/peter-dutton-hits-back-at-labor-opportunists-over-tamil-family-facing-deportation

>'No jab, no pay' threat prompts sharp increase in vaccinations
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-01/no-jab-no-pay-threat-prompts-increase-in-vaccinations/11468456

Where are my fellow shitposters

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Fuck Mondays!

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University of Technology Sydney will allow women applying for degrees in engineering, IT or construction to leapfrog men with higher ATARs, as part of an effort to boost the number of women in STEM subjects.

UTS says it understands it is the first university in Australia to offer bonus points to women applying to enter its undergraduate courses.

In a statement on Thursday, it said men make up more than 80 per cent of engineering and computing graduates from Australia universities, even though women make up 58 per cent of all domestic undergraduate students.

The university has the backing of both the NSW Anti-Discrimination Board and the national representative body Engineers Australia.

UTS will offer 10 adjustment points to the ATAR of women students applying for all undergraduate degrees in the Faculty of Engineering and IT as well as the construction degree in the Faculty of Design, Architecture and Building.

STEM subjects at UTS had an ATAR cut-off of about 80 in 2019.

A UTS spokeswoman told Hack women will need to make the minimum ATAR for these STEM courses to be eligible for adjustment points; the points will then be applied to boost their chances of making the final selection.

UTS already applies adjustment points for elite athletes and performers, students with low socio-economic backgrounds, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders, or anyone who proves they've been significantly disadvantaged during the HSC.

Director of UTS Women in Engineering and IT Dr Arti Agarwal said previous measures to encourage women in STEM had not been successful enough.

Existing programs to boost the number of women in STEM subjects included mentoring programs and buddy systems, the UTS spokeswoman said.

Engineers Australia National Manager for Professional Diversity and STEM Justine Romanis said it was time to "flick the switch".

"We need to be disruptive - what we have been doing to date is just not working."

>and that's a good thing

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Why aren't high achieving women fucking livid when stuff like this happens. It really devalues their accomplishments.

that's nice, is the university doing anything to bolster men in university in general since they're less than half of total students. Also there are more areas of study women dominate from science, medicine and teaching, to practically ever humanities and art course. Men dominate in math, science and engineering (not even in math honestly, because if you're a sperg girl you usually go math)

They can put the entry scores to 0, but women aren't going to join IT when they know they're going to fail. IT has a social stigma, the jobs are shit (easily outsourceable), the only good thing about IT is that you don't need to deal with lots of women. If you add women to IT, you'll actually lose men from the occupation, just like science, just like medicine and teaching, slowly but surely.

>>'No jab, no pay' threat prompts sharp increase in vaccinations
Money talks and nothing talks louder than free gibs.

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What's for dinner lads?

Waiting to swallow the gym pill.

Jaymes Todd's sentencing remarks, interesting reading

scribd.com/document/424067768/Jaymes-Todd

I came thiiiiiiiiiis close to losing my shit at work last night and getting into a fight.

>Dickhead comes in stealing shit all the time
>Like he comes in with an empty bag and just walks out the front door with it full
>Gets aggressive at people when they call him out on it
>I'm having a bad night
>See this guys walking out again
>Call him out on it
>He looks at me like he's about to have a go at me
>I'm fucking fed up with everything and stare him down
>Decide if he gets in my face I'm gonna just punch him
>Guys just keeps on walking
>Wake up today knowing that if I had done that I'd be out of a job by now

Fuck I hate poor people.

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Did CIA kill our 1966 PM? Says he went for a swim in the ocean and never returned. No body recovered either

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Holt#Disappearance

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This should end well.

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Wait, why can't you bash him again? You should at least be calling the cops on him, he'll get the msg, it's literally the police's job to processes these cocksuckers, you pay taxes don't you?

Nah mate
It was the russians 'n sheeit

>reee the cops
You can’t even get a conviction for low level shoplifting anymore. It’s just a fine. Cops now have stopped caring unless it’s high end shit.

>abc.net.au/news/2019-09-01/no-jab-no-pay-threat-prompts-increase-in-vaccinations/11468456

Literally cheering on poisoning children.

I can't even tell if it's shitposting anymore..

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mossad sounds more like it

Spaghetti bolognese

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Yeh so, I was told today the Officer Corp of the ADF has been told to prepare for war with China within 5 years, according to my source the information they heard from this person was appalling, I’m not sure if our society is even up to it, two million Chinese colonists in our cities and another two million Parjeets who won’t lift a finger...

>abc.net.au/news/science/2019-09-02/indias-chandrayaan-2-mission-ready-to-land-on-the-moon/11464734
Streetshitters going to have another go at shitting up the moon

Well lads it finally happened. 5 years straight of the neet life and I've finally got a proper job. Day one and I'm already JUSTED. Money will be nice though, shitload better than centerlink.

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It weirded me out when I found out wogs never actually eat bolognese sauce with spaghetti

The walk from Flinders to Princess Park is bretty long, especially at night. I can't really understand how she didn't notice someone behind her from the north of the CBD all the way to Princess Park. Guy must've used autistic ninja skills.

Forced labour camps is your answer.

keep fucking calling them, if they bitch, say "It's your fricken job". Tell them you will keep calling until you do your fricken job, just say the guy threatened you as well when you asked him to stop.

who was range banned?

a woman designed the bridge in Miami that collapsed.
theguardian.com/us-news/video/2018/mar/15/several-killed-in-bridge-collapse-at-florida-college-video

Imagine actually letting roasties engineer anything important like a bridge or a railway, people are going to die because of this

steak

our society has been eroded by globalists and non-nationalists.

phone posters and normies who are retarded to get around the isp blocks because Jow Forums is evil

irl shitposting

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Where, how, what did your resume look like?

Well done fren. First week of work after years of neet I lost 5 kilos because I wasn't used to getting up and doing anything.

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>implying we'll go to war with the chinks
Our government will surrender on day 1 just like a bunch of fucking Frenchmen, either start getting ready to leave Australia or start learning Mandarin

>Dead woman found wrapped in plastic
Oh no.
youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI

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They eat it with tagliatelle or fettuccini, hardly that different.

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cheers mate.

Head IT at a school.

hate to break it to you bud, but white neets aren't going to lift a finger either. Don't expect those rejected from society to go out and waste their lives to protect it.

>waste their lives to protect it
>implying NEETS aren't wasting their pathetic lives anyway

yeah he was pretty determined, a full hour of stalking her and hiding behind cover and covertly pretending to roll a cigarette to avoid being noticed

>Hey you!
>Yes you the NEET over there
>Yeah we let males like you drop out of high school at 5:1 male:female rates without caring
>Yeah we gave bonus ATAR points to women to study in your field of interest
>Yeah then we let them not work full time and live off welfare with no real penalty while men want to work but we didn't educate them
>Yeah we DRAFTING NOW. Israel needs you to fight China.
>Of course we're not drafting anyone else lol u kidding right?

Theyve already lost, they can't do shit

Good. Let em try. Hopefully that kicks of the proper happening and we can get the West back turned back into something worth caring about.

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>"The risks that are associated with not vaccinating, and the impact of the conditions or the diseases we're vaccinating against, is a far more serious risk to their children than the concerns and the fears that they have about vaccination.
"FEARS"

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There's nothing wrong with injecting kids with mercury though

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use the CCTV to get pictures of his face and give them to the local police duh. You can at least turf him away from thinking it's a viable place.

>injecting kids with mercury though
It's just a flavouring agent, user.

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>tfw got the 15 wicked wings for $10

boys, this is a struggle to finish. im halfway through and cant eat anymore

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Yeah they're preparing for the flush phase

I got them for $3 from coles and 40mins in the oven

>However, for the reasons that I have set out at length, I have concluded that any lesser sentence would be quite inadequate in light of the enormity of your offending, and would fail to properly fulfil the important sentencing purposes of general deterrence, denunciation and community protection.
RIP in peace retarded autism bro. How'd he think he was going to get away with it?
>Broadmeadows
To think I share a train line with these retards.

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That's not autism he's a freak

Daily reminder to always make sure there's no cheeky chinks lurking in aus/pol/ threads

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9news.com.au/national/queensland-weather-warm-week-30-degree-days-brisbane-national-forecast/79700dc5-fb22-4eec-a955-04c3fea3d376

based, fuck the cold

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Do ya reckon bug spray actually works tho?

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Sarin gas is literally just Xtra-strength bugspray, perfect for exterminating those two-legged insects

OH TRUE TELL ME MORE ECKS DEE

>actually liking the heat

The fuck is wrong with you? The summer heat is by far the worst part about living in QLD

I meant ya copypasta

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Pay walled article from Australian Business Review
theaustralian.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=TAWEB_WRE170_a&dest=https://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/media/factchecking-qa/news-story/b5a3d2b4a0802c7fa6955469e78d353f&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium
>Throwaway comments made by Q&A host Tony Jones on the show about the ratings of Sky News After Dark are now the subject of a two-page correction request made by Sky to the ABC.
>The letter follows remarks made by Jones on last Monday’s Q&A, in response to a comment made by shadow immigration minister Kristina Keneally that the Sky After Dark platform was “growing in Australia”.
>Jones interjected: “It’s growing to a very small audience, to be fair. You’re probably talking about 5,000 people watching at that time…They can correct me on that. That’s a fact check you can do, Sky.”
>It will be no surprise to learn Sky indeed fact-checked Jones’s comments, on Friday firing off a letter to the Q&A host that CC’d four of the ABC’s top brass, including chair Ita Buttrose and MD David Anderson.
>Sky News boss Paul Whittaker says in the letter that Jones was wrong: Sky’s average viewership between 6pm and 10pm on Foxtel alone, Whittaker says, was, at 43,921, “more than eight times higher than the number referenced on the Q&A program”. It also receives a further 20,906 viewer average on its regional Sky News on WIN service, Whittaker says, making it a total of “12 times” Jones’s estimate.
>Whittaker has called on Jones to personally make an on-air correction on tomorrow night’s show, citing the ABC’s stated commitment to “accuracy” and a “willingness to correct errors and clarify ambiguous or otherwise misleading information”.
>The Sky boss even offers a proposed script which invites Jones to utter three words: “I was wrong.”
>Will Jones take Whittaker up on his invitation? All will be revealed tomorrow night.

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It definitely used to work, you'd post it when there were pro-chink shills in a thread and all of a sudden they'd completely stop replying, idk if it still works tho

archive it if you have the subscription

It was a link on jewbook

Whats up, mein niggers?

>Spain over Austria
>Portugal over Switzerland
>Croatia over Poland
>Denmark over Sweden
>Ireland over Netherlands
>Italy over Hungary
>Greece over Ukraine

close enough. Good job Aussie.

don't forget to support the boys in the csgo major

You lads swallowed the gympill yet?

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>tfw failed a 120kg BP after doing 3 reps of it a month ago
I guess my CNS is weak today or something

>tfw no qt3.14 gym gf

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Alright lads, hear me out.....

Potato Girl Bathwater.

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Workout pill - free weights, cardio and calisthenics. No gay gym environment with gay music being pumped in my head.

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steak. jus and a wee salad.

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Might have overworked yourself. A week off every now and then really refreshes the body.

Is that a man?

sounds pretty amateurish to me. no changes of clothing, no awareness of cctv ,no opsec... what a fucking idiot.

I feel utterly dead inside im so profoundly lazy i cant do anything which makes me extremely anxious every day been this way since childhood im fucked, I know some of you know this feel also

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>dns not isp
nigger plox

need moar kelp and cheviots

Lol, any declaration of war, and we’d instantly surrender without some serious dick swinging from allies.
>prepare for war
kek.

yes they do... the *.rythins fuck with their spiricules and they just cant aspiriate. fire works good too

It's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

This is what they stole from us....
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCAD05A7F696C34B9

It's time also for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

learning scum did this to us, not boomers. if people kept working instead of learning..

yeah, I think I need to take it a little easier

What fucked this country was the amount of useless cunts in parliament who undid the White Australia Policy, destroyed our manufacturing industries and imported all these fucking shitskins and chinks.

>learning scum did this to us, not boomers. if people kept working instead of learning..

>Yes Millennials!, you need to work instead of learn!, we need our boomer gibs!.

Unions destroyed our manufacturing industries tho

what benefit does learning even give? everyone i know is just pointlessly learning if they worked they would have money, Learning in 2019 is utterly useless

Unions destroy everything they fucking touch. Just what happens to these super funds they control. Sooner or later one will get drained dry.

My auntie is pretty high achieving. Super smart, studied and worked her ass off to get into & pay for Uni. She absolutely hates shit like this.

It should he illegal. It wont be though, just like dumb as fuck foreign students getting free passes & dumbing down our Unis.

didnt you ever think maybe theyre bringing brown workers in because whites are all too busy "learning" instead of working

>Why aren't high achieving women fucking livid when stuff like this happens
Because the low achieving women who think up these brilliant fucking schemes outnumber the high achieving ones.

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