/AHSG/ - ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL #520 - PRO SKATER EDITION

>Hurricane Dorian Overview
3:00 AM EDT Mon Sep 2
Location: 26.6°N 78.1°W
Moving: W at 2 mph
Min pressure: 916 mb
Max sustained: 170 mph

>Which Model is Correct?
strawpoll.me/18576351/

>Pastebin
markdownshare.com/view/117ee113-1ba5-4701-8363-428d24551db9
(Updated periodically)

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian
weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=subregional-Florida-14-96-1-50-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined
windy.com/?27.303,-76.157,6
spaghettimodels.com/
tropicaltidbits.com/recon/

>Radar, Sat Images and Feeds
smartmet.bahamasweather.org.bs/radarcomposite/
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/NWS

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=KSG96hLu16U
youtube.com/watch?v=dL8s3wNr3BI
youtube.com/watch?v=FGEHykTzINI

>Seasons Covered:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Atlantic_hurricane_season
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Atlantic_hurricane_season
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Atlantic_hurricane_season

>Previous Threads
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/AHSG/

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Zero deaths, minimal damage.

Never forget

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holy fuck Bahamas already at 15000 death toll

BEWARE, THE STORM WILL GO THROUGH A PERIOD OF WEAKING BUT MEANS THE CHANCES OF A HAPPENING FOR FLORIDA ANONS ARE GREATER! (larger wind field.)

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One min till update. I should get some sleep.

digits and I die in my sleep

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What is the estimated time for the Florida spics to be annihilated?

noaa update soon, pray for 1 hour drop of pressure of atleast 10 mb

LOCATION...26.6N 78.1W ABOUT 40 MI...65 KM E OF FREEPORT GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND ABOUT 125 MI...200 KM E OF WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...165 MPH...270 KM/H PRESENT MOVEMENT...W OR 270 DEGREES AT 1 MPH...2 KM/H MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...916 MB...27.05 INCHES

>weakening
>stalling
>it's over

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reply "stay snug starship!" or no more snug hurricanes will come to you this season

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based remembrance user

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9bkgRQbLs

Got a better breeze going down here in Charleston than last night. Feels good man.

This will be my last OP of the night

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why does the NHC say it's 125 miles away but radar shows it being

>it isn't a scam if other people fell for it
Wew, lad.

G R O W I N G STRONGER EVERY DAY

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WHATS THE HOURLY UPDATE

Masterpiece

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>1 MPH

Wew, no wonder it is weakening. No fresh warm water too fuel it. Move faster you lazyass goodfornot

Still same pressure and it's been ass raping Freeport. I still have hope. Hopefully when I wake up to the 8AM update I'll see a new eyewall and 175 winds again

>mfw some of the Bahama anons in the very early threads are probably dead now

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I didn't believe it at first myself, but it looks like the hurricane is turning northwards.
Sure we all had a few laughs about the NOAA but seriously, it's about time we started trusting the experts opinions instead of being a bunch of ignorant ninnies who don't understand Science.

I'm sorry to say but it looks like Jow Forums is wrong again.

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Bless us with destruction.

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(You)

white people are responsible for this

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Hurricane Dorian will be added to the Trump curse list.

DO IT DORIAN, DON'T HESITATE
CAST FLORIDA IN TO THE FIRES OF DESTRUCTION

F

Now I don't have to worry about that fucking timeshare anymore.

*recorded Atlantic history

They're in a better place now.

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>listen to the experts!
>what about the latest HWRF and Canadian Model runs?
>not those experts!

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>French
>White

Lol, reading the news. Some winds, nothing special. Fuck off Americans but most importantly, fuck off Happening faggots.

>26.6N
>Moving W/270°
It's moving North.

Florida is fucked.
Hurricane wont turn north.
All the smart money is moving out of the markers right now. Damage might upwards of $300 billion.
This could be the catalyst that sends the US into a recession.

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>1 mph

>hurricane expected to turn north

happening over. go to bed

I'm in Orlando. How worried should I be if this fucker pulls off a direct hit? I'm the opposite of an anxiety-prone person but this absolutely fucking menacing storm is keeping me awake and its 4am. I'm worried about my girlfriend too, she's about 20 miles east of me.

>W/270 1MPH
it's not moving

forgot pic to convey my feelings

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F

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underrated

>Irma
>Maria
>Wilma
>Camille
>Allen
>Katrina
>Matthew
>Ivan
>Rita
>"No hurricane in atlantic history has ever rapidly intensified from a high-end cat 4 to a high-end cat 5"

Digits decide where it hits

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it's been expected to turn north for about 5 hours now.

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I'd drive over and kiss her goodbye, user.

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Collapse after Florida is demolished and the country goes UN mode

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You might want to look into a backup girlfriend.

ETA in CET?

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Very. This could push your shit in even if it misses a direct hit.

Post yfw Dorian dissipates before hitting florida, but another hurricane comes afterward and finishes the job

>mfw they create a brand new category just for this hurricane

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We only have like a few decades of accurate data to go on.

>Dorian about to sample Florida

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how long before the US coastline is no longer inhabitable? these storms are just gonna get worse every season.

>not believing in hurricane meme magic

Fucking checked and RIP FL

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digits and everyone in this thread has a nice day tomorrow

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Merde

HOURLY UPDATE AS OF 4AM EDT

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this is why the euro model sucks

The eye is growing ever so more elliptical

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fucking sniper laser on his abdomen

Direct hit on Miami, cuts across and builds strength in the gulf before coming back across Florida and clapping Orlando. I want maximum head crush from the tabs model.

23 foot high storm surge, and their advice is to stay in your shelter...which is underwater now.

Look at the big beefy outer one though.

The entire state will be under water.

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>6969
woah...

GOODBYE FLORIDA
youtu.be/Es1uNda4p8o

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>moving 2mph
>170mph
Fuck it's getting weak now. Probably won't hit till Wednesday or Thursday at this rate. Another nothingburger

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I have been having dreams about huge waves. Now I know why.

if that happens can I get some insurance money

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>she's about 20 miles east of me.

more like 20 feet beneath the waves lmao

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Fuck you guys :(

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Wtf is this boomer talking about with 80-foot waves? He’s watched too many movies.

KEK

>models don't factor shallow warm water all through the Bahamas
>cell is now powerful enough to dab pressure systems that multi million dollar computers predict it will make a 90 degree turn up the coast

This storm will once and for all prove that Jow Forums is better at hurricane prediction than the 'experts'.

It's going to slam into the Fort lauderdale coast and be absolutely catastrophic and the only people who saw stbis coming are a bunch of Internet weebs.

Stay safe FL anons.

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Very. Get your girlfriend and her prep supplies, and bring them back to your place.

She should have gotten the hell of dodge, and you should have bought her a weeklong stay at a motel somewhere safe.

>40-60ft waves on the coast
wtf that is a tdunami

It's not gonna hit the US ofc. It was Bahamas that was the happening this time. Stop being so selfcentric.

mfw Sarasota and Bradenton are spared in that scenario

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You do understand this will make the hurricane a CAT 3 yes? I can reintensify back to a cat 5 but at best it'll do 160 MPH. More likely it will reach 140 MPH at the fastest. If you have a rolly chair, spin around with your arms and legs in to your body, then streach your arms and legs out away from your body. If you notice you will slow down quite a bit when you reach your arms and legs out. Well when a storm has a larger eyewall, the same type of thing happens.

You are probably not gointg to like having a ERC.

I'm too tired to lie to you and keep you in good spirits

Just have her come over and weather to the storm with her.

wtf nigger bring her to orlando. i have a gf on the coast too and shes coming over to ride out the storm

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if you leave, you're double fucked

Let's hope. Glad to see many based bradentonians. Hopefully we are mostly infinitychan refugees and don't actually lurk this shithole.

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Hey, this place may be a shithole, but it's our shithole

This. The hurricane has stalled and is going to just become a seastorm soon. You can see it's already well on its way north and by this time tomorrow will likely be over the ocean.

Remember the proverb 'facts don't care about your feelings'.

So it's nothing now? Boo I wanted Florida to go boom