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Timothy James Byrne here in my padded cell in Stoke Mandeville.

That's what you get for noncin' those teddies you fokin nonce.

Based Blair is going to run to become Labour leader, and his golden ticket is a cohesive anti-brexit policy. We will enter the second era of esoteric blairism
Think of all the blood!

Is this a leadership bid?

Tony Based

He’s saying they shouldn’t have another election but rather another referendum

Obviously labour will win the next GE on Oct 30th

The fuck happened to Timmy's Twitter? Did the men in white coats have it erased?

a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics

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its over mate
best to just forget it ever happened

Everyone is intimidated by based Tone

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B...but where will I get my daily swipe down viewing now? I feel so lost.

Punished timmy
A man denied his sundae skool

Hi bongs

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Can you be sectioned for wanking on your kitchen floor?

If so we are all fucked t b h

What are your predictions for the result of the next GE?
>3-way coalition

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youtu.be/nSUy2JIvUOI

Tone says it will be a comfortable Tory majority

kek

Tone is a fearmongering asshole
Nigel Farage will have a spoiler effect on the Conservatives, leading Labour and LibDems to win more seats
>Labour-LibDem-? coalition

He hasn’t updated it yet...

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1168251175155720194

youtu.be/Q8HKnLlKMZc
The vile turds won. What freedoms does the white man have left if he cannot fuck a teddy in the comfort of his own home? He is now a political prisoner. We couldn't protect that beautiful post wank smile.
F

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills watching Victoria Derbyshire

>the lad arguing that the longer haired cats didn't come from north africa (because of the climate/fur related problem) was right
That was me

>thick furred cats come from the cooler parts of the near east like turkey and some cats like the norwegian forest cat are thought to be a mix of anatolian and siberian breeds.
That was my point

>IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO

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Maybe they arrested him because his wanking licence expired?

Calm down Sargon

test

Oh thank fuck, it's loading now. Was saying content unavailable

moobs

Ooh, spicy theory hombre

Seems like a desperation move.

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Ahh it appears my permanent ban is over, thank jesus I was about to do some jobs around the house

If Tony become the labour leader again, just remember to chant 'Tony Blair is a war criminal'

Clearly pecs lad, post body or you getting mogged by stacked tony

>war
>criminal
Lmfao, tony is based as fuck and crushes our enemies

Tony is always the first on my fantasy gallows that I daydream about every night while falling asleep.

Who is the institute for government? They’ve been all over tv this morning, I bet they’re a shadowy Jew organisation

This pic explains.... a lot. I'ma gonna move my stove away from the cupboards.

o7

You don't even own a cupboard you LARPer

I had a rat problem in my big shed, luckily a family of stoats has moved in and the rats are toast

Flooded the country with pakis
Dragged us into a war on (((america's behalf)))
>based

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RATE IN A CAGE

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How many Pakis you killed mate? Bet it’s less than Tony “Wrecca of Mecca” Blair

Why aren't you saving tim?

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im all in like last night

wanked 6 times yesterday lads

I got a mouse running around that's ignoring my traps

not gonna lie i've not had sex in like a week

cumbrain syndrome

and by a week i mean a month

Exactly, he deliberately changed the demographic make up of the country with massive immigration at a factor that’s larger than any invasion of the last 2000 years while saying he was going to curtail immigration. Where was the fucking mandate to do that?

because im in skye house??

Try a half filled bucket of water and provide easy access to the top of the bucket.

Wrong artist and album ffs

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Here in Texas we call cabinets cupboards interchangeable.

How do you guys get over the fact that the girl you love has, since you last saw her, kissed and had sex with a guy over 300 times? I was thinking about her in bed last night struggling to sleep and it felt horrible to imagine her lying contently beside her boyfriend, in love with him and grateful for his love.

Done that the little shit is smart

WHERE WAS YOUR MANDATE TO RAPE LITTLE GIRLS TONE YOU FUCKING TRAITOR

Shame that we never got to see his final transformation into the Clown Prince of Crime
Coordinated Jow Forums attempt to break him out?

clearly i know that, its the message that counts

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that's what i thought you cupcel

Oi, showing be of the license please. Needing we are to check your are having authority to be posting this memes. Bend over for probing please.

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fix me

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hahaha im laughing at you so hard right now

Your hangover has made you delirious mate. Tonibler carpet bombs Slavs and pakis
Seethe more

Wonder what tim's doing right this minute....

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Well normal people just have sex as well, rather than seething about other people having sex

>"right, stop messing me about and let me record my singing guitar playing videos you coward"

Hey I still own a cupboard. It's an antique im storing at my parents while at college

youtube.com/watch?v=HKVvmfasK7E

*cumbrian

Kek, accurate.

painting a portrait of Karen Carpenter in his own shit

>over 300 times
how the fuck do you know that you bell

Why are nutters always attracted to the carpenters? Are they secretly the edgiest band ?

Warbling Maybe it's you to the other inmates

>Nurse, he's rambling on about the builders again, get me more antipsychotics

Get a big coke bottle, cut the top bit off before it tapers in, push the top bit into the rest of the bottle with the neck facing inwards, put some peanut butter or something inside the bottle, also give some way for the mouse to get in, tilt it or something

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REMOAN!!!! REMOAN!!!. Why are shit weasel spunk trumpet remoaners such as the biased broadcasting corporation and Owen Smolett such undemocratic fuck pigs.

He just needs to get a cat. Not one of those nigger cats from Africa though, a pure blooded Nordic forest cat with a higher IQ

Brexit party- Lib Dem coalition

Or a Tony Blair, that cunt it based

Jews invented the cat though?

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All I’m saying is, niggers shit in the streets right? There’s sand everywhere, cats shit in sand, ergo they are street shitters too

THINGS

When you fill your cat toilet with sand your essentially making an African street, your cat sees this little part of Africa and immediately wants to shit on it

So do we