/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - gaping hole edition:

Bro you need to chill out. Take a walk or something man. Might need to talk to someone bro your vibes are way bad my man.

>hrrr drrr hey man i cant handle the truth
lol you stoner faggot I would gut you with just a bowie knife if i could

That gif needs to be updated

get a load of this spic pretending to be (((white)))

Bro the hate is not your fault. I know there is good in your heart bro. Your just out of your element and your angry. Its all good bro your hate is my love.

>drumpf bahamas
>lose everything to hurricane

>drumpfs america
>lose house to hurricane
>go to shelter
>get shot

It just started raining in my neck of the woods. I love that gloomy could like rain when tropical systems approach. Its next level when you get stoned during a hurricane.

sodomites are so depraved, at this point these threads need to be deleted

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EVERYONE IN HERE!!!!!
Make subtle merchant jokes, christians are already quite butthurt from last wave.
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Florida anons, only way to ward off the evil Dorian is to post OC brappers. Bootyholes keep you safe. Ignore this and end up like Freeport.

>didn't even paste the general
You nigger, fuck this.

my wifes boyfriend said we should evacuate ive packed my switch and a case of soi is there anything else I should consider taking

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Dumbass thats just the first death we know of. You never get an accurate death toll until months later. I remember reading reports katrina killed 64 people. It killed 1800

Why does a fucking weather thread have to be about porn?
Cumbrains and degens

screw this namefagging thread splitter, stay in the current thread

It's the equivalent to an EF3-EF5 tornado

Are you the HPV infected ass eater from the last thread?

First for EZ DZ

But seriously...how many of you have ever eaten ass? You dont know what youre missing. The risk of HPV is worth it.

no that would be me. still here user.

fuck you and fuck all porn posting kike golems

im glad i evacuated honestly. I know you guys are joking and saying its nothing, but who even knows at this point. I'm just happy to keep my wife and her son safe if it does turn more westerly towards Miami.

You're either a virgin or a nigger.

whats the death count in Bahamas?
any reports coming from there?

bump

>mfw I live on a sailboat

Landlets btfo

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6 million

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You can get an HPV vaccine these days. You'd have to actively be trying to get infected.

me too, 45ft hunter class

1, unconfirmed.

one death? bs

We are just trying to help you user, but you have spurned the brapper blessings. Prepare for the Freeport treatment.

Anyone want more updated CB pics?

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Should I fuck a tranny?

>washingtonexaminer.com/news/8-year-old-boy-is-first-reported-death-from-hurricane-dorian

bullshit post proofs

Im in Tampa and have been praying for a decent storm to come my way. I understand HURRICANE BAD but i lobe inclement weather and theres something almost spiritual about a storm so fierce it can knock a house down. Not saying i want to ride out a Cat5 but i want to experience a good storm. Have been near-missed many times over the years but would love a 2 or 3 to come over my house.

are you a queer?

Should I go surf at Cocoa Beach today?

bump again

80% of the world has hpv. Come on user, join the cool kids club

K

No. Brappers are pure, trannies are evil.

why is it so hard to believe some people live on sailboats?

Yes

I didnt know I had it until recently.
So I cant get the vaccine because I already have it?

I like all the leftyscum on pol. They come to try to infiltrate and leave supporting Hitler. Many such cases.

last night multiple sources were saying high numbers of death.
what be going on here

Make sure to bring some Beyond Meat patties so you can BBQ for the wife’s son!

Most of us don’t associate with derelicts.

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sailing is the ultimate redpill man

How did you find out you have it? They generally don't test for that

Yeah. Havent you fuckers ever seen Captain Ron?

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I fucking know that guy

ok now come the fuck on

I love that movie!

Lack of info / fog of war sort of situation. Nobody really knows.

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It is when it’s a hobby, not a poverty forced living situation.

This thread might not be going as fast as the faggot's split thread, but it can get to 300 replies and the bump limit all the same!

Don't let thread splitters win! Even if their thread reaches the bump limit first, we'll show them that this thread can stand all on its own!

bump!

Based
I went on a dz formal last year

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yes youre right. they generally dont. me and my wife went for a checkup and the doctor told her she had it during a pregnancy screen. so i tested myself after that and there it was.

Were from the south though. The doctor we saw told us clinics in the south dont normally test for that and hes annoyed how widespread the lack of testing for HPV is.

im not a man of materialistic needs.
neither is my wife
or out dog
If you think a small living space is forced poverty, then it shows how little you know

Did you pick her up from synagogue?

>x marks the thot

I tease user. My wife and I have considered it as well. Just ruffling feathers. I have a captain’s license and there is no better place than on the water.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT GAPING HOLES AND EATING ASS

I’m hungry user

THIS IS A KIKE SPLIT THREAD MEANT TO LITERALLY DIVIDE ANONS
ABANDON
>ABANDON
ABANDON
>ABANDON
THIS IS THE REAL THREAD
SAGE AND LET DIE THIS THREAD

THAT THREAD WAS MADE WAY AFTER THIS THREAD YOU THREAD SPLIT SUPPORTING FAGGOT

ANYBODY WHO CALLS PEOPLE KIKES WITH ZERO EVIDENCE IS MOST LIKELY A KIKE HIMSELF

Stfu kike glownigger

bump!!!

the proof of it being a kike thread is in the piss poor low effort can't even copypaste faggot OP
kys with hot rebar in the ass

bump!!!!

Agreed. I'm going to the real thread. Sage.

WOOF

Beach or theme park. I can't decide

These are going to be the two most interesting streams, I'm thinking.

St. Lucie Inlet:
youtube.com/watch?v=TLASOp8vgoc

Cocoa Beach Pier (this one is might be interesting if the pier comes apart, surf's already up):
youtube.com/watch?v=sXXaMSLAtVI

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How high do you have to be to think this is not a bad idea.
If you were a God would this act alone be worthy of a Hurricane.

You realize it's satire right lol. You stupid bitch

Is kefir bro in here?

Email me at the temp email and I'll link you the ebay and etsy page. I don't want 4channers ruining her store and leaving bad reviews.

[email protected]

>Hurricane
you dumb fat fags are worthless. i hope Yellowstone and hurricanes will wipe your mutt arses permanently i.4cdn.org/gif/1567273094202.webm

>her son

cuck detected

So it will definitely make landfall?

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Nevermind :(

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0% chance

But the coast is marked white in this map:

Not even one ass itt.
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