Nigger encounter stories

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Better with audio so you can hear the chimp noises.

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Just rub his chest and fondle his dick. Hell be fine

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That webm is one of my favourites. Very good entertainment

I’ve been asked 3 times this week (being the last three days so far) if I use a washcloth in the shower / do I wash my legs. Apparently some celeberity said it and now its a white-stereotype?
For a bunch of stereotype-sensitive fucks, they sure make them real quick.

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>Bhutan
If not a proxy, how is it there? It must be nice being around your own people and closed off to most of the world

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Tourist, proxy, or native?

Yeah, it's great
yes

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Hands down black women are the fucking worst. Went grocery shopping put my cart in the little corral as I was walking back noticed a couple of she boons putting their groceries in their car. When they were finished this bitch just let the cart roll down the middle of the road. I guarantee they would lose their shit if a cart hit their car.

>@ work
>webm folder

Living in your mom's basement isn't a job

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Kek

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I live in your mom's basement

Dragon King?

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Imagine dying because you twerked too hard

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I thought he was going to be electrocuted. Nogs are always getting electrocuted.

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should have shot and killed the coon

This one always gets me, thanks.

Yes I am

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Post more based Austrian

Monkey see, monkey doo doo

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> Be me, about 12 or 13
> Went to Rockefeller Plaza for Christmas Tree lighting
> Homeless Nigger randomly starts yelling as us and another white family to not be racist
> Mother turns to father and asks if he said anything to him (in an accusatory tone)
> Dad says to not worry about them; they’re basically wildlife. You don’t get mad at a lion for roaring and you don’t get mad at a homeless black person for acting crazy.
> Mom calls dad bigoted

Hipsters should appropriate that look as well to go with their gauged ears.

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RARE
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did she die?

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I remember when this was a thing in the black community. Good times.

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This video pretty much happened IRL, except it was my grandfather and I in Trenton.

I don't know looks pretty fatal to me

AND TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

yo dawg you owe me $15 an hour

that was a good day, nig got killed on sight

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What's the story on this?

Follow da riddhim brova

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Lucky fall actually.

The year was 1987. Junior High basketball game. My school was all white. The team we were playing was all black. We were ahead by one point with one second to go. They had to go full court. They inbounded the ball and dribbled down the court for at least 5 seconds. Layed the ball in the hoop and then the buzzer went off. And they won. And all of our gym bags were stolen from the locker room.

washcloths are for baths only. niggers would know this if they ever washed in water instead of lotions and cocoa butter

>nog says he's from NY and sheeit
>he'll bust some hillbilly ass
>gets in coma

I can believe, user, I can believe.

This was nice. Have a good day Bhutan user!

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That creature probably gets around $60,000 a year in government assistance.

U mean dat yous sposed to wash?

FROM DA HOOD TO DA WOODZ

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not luck. mad skillz

imagine the smell

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That only works in murica so yeah...

He's been around for a while now. I see him most days.

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Yeet.

>Be me, aged 12
>Bridgeport negros get bussed to school
>I'm playing paper football with my friend in cafeteria
>Football slides over to where negros are sitting
>They won't give the football back, so my friend picks one up and body slams him
>It's a shit show
>Sitting in principal's office (we are so fucked)
>Friend tells principal "I want all these niggers out of my school"
>Holy fuck we're getting expelled
>Principal says "I don't want them here anymore than you, try to get along"
>nothing happens and we skate
>Tell Mom what happened
>Mom says "Be careful around them, they aren't like us"
Thankfully, the busing ended and life went back to normal

Lurk moar

Webm is shit

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what???
this shit been a thing?

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He didn't relax

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WTF is going on here?

This is cool actually, parliamentary brawls are based. Everyone being chummy and sucking each others dicks means they're all on the same payroll.

>WORLD STAR!
>WORLD STAR!

Didn’t expect him to do that at all.
Caught me totally off guard.
Wow. Bravo Jamal bravo

Skinny bish trying to hang with the queen rhinos.

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Should have been some cartoon noises like
when he's running that tiddleiddleiddle sound then boing as he jumps then badoioioing as he breaks his back and then bird song sounds as he wakes up a bit

SNAKES!!!1

>Negroes
>Swimming

Figure it out

Shit in a toilet.

>Water
>Electricity
>Fire

All three elements are the nig worst enemy