Brit/pol/- Red wave edtion

>Boris Johnson calls emergency Cabinet meeting as rumours say he is clearing decks for a snap election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419187/Boris-Johnson-calls-emergency-Cabinet-meeting-TODAY-ahead-crunch-Brexit-vote.html

>Letwin, Starmer & Grieve bid to control Commons & stop NO Deal in 24 HOURS
express.co.uk/news/politics/1172745/brexit-latest-brexit-news-boris-johnson-brexit-deal-no-deal-vote

>Hula Hoops factory investigated after employee brands it ‘filthy, disgusting and covered in tar-like goo’
thesun.co.uk/news/9840178/hula-hoops-factory-investigation-worker-filthy-disgusting/

>Greggs to open 1,000 new outlets
proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/901633/greggs-could-open-another-1000-stores-in-the-uk-according-to-ubs-901633.html

>Mum arrested in front of her children for 'misgendering' tranny serial litigator
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-front-children-calling-19120272

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Firefighters tackle late night Binfire in Sherborne
somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/firefighters-tackle-flaming-bin-late-3273160

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Will he go full Timmy after a cliff-edge-no-deal-apocalypse-Brexit?

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you can own guns, anyway its safer than living in a city by fart
varg used to have guns but the french police took them away after he said bad words about muslims on youtube

Funny that Timmy doesn't have twitter location enabled in his latest tweets and now he's replying to comments for the first time in 10 years to humour meme posts. I'm thinking hacked

Uh oh... Cummies

Better take those turkey twizzlers out of the freezer if I want to cook them for dinner later.
Back in a sec.

Why do communists and fascists play fancy dress in uniforms an hats?

Boris isn't gonna do a deal with the Brexit Party because the lib dems and lab are splitting the remain vote.

if lib-lab do a non-aggression pact at the last minute, brexit is over.

Because it's fun?

you expect your leaders to run about in tracksuit bottoms ? fuck off stormzy

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Meghan Markle believes her own larp. She's lost

Corbyn will never do a pact with the LibDems. His pig headedness is saving Brexit right now.

yea got a bad feeling he wont and Nige will unironically fuck brexit up

In all fairness to him didn't they get the best election result they ever had and the only local representation they ever had under him?

I just assumed they'd wear something smart like suits and tie. Communist like Mao and North Korea dress more like stormzy if anything

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>…he who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived.

if boris wins before the deadline, he'll bring back theresa's brino treaty.

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>Meghan Markle believes her own larp
Is there some context for this or are you skizo posting

Nick Griffin is living in Hungary
>claims to be ethno nationalist
>now mixing with hungarians

I unironically think "Joey Essex" is an agent.

UPDATE III: The Brexit Party has released a statement saying it is open to a non aggression electoral pact with the Tories, if Boris completely abandons the Withdrawal Agreement beyond the backstop.


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1000 new Greggs stores what a success story !!!

yea perhaps but i just see the vote getting split otherwise and getting a shit brexit

He's more likely to win post-Brexit, with all of the pakis, africans and poos coming in replacing the eastern euros with what he could offer more to. I don't know why he's trying this hard if he hasn't realised it yet

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Timmy was put in the loony bin because he knows the secret to stopping Jezza once and for all.

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user...I....

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Poles as just as bad.

I say, gosh, I mean crikey, you just bloody-well reverse that Brexit right now, do you hear.

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id rather live in a country with oban as my leader t b h

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Hooray! All the laid off steel workers can get jobs making shit sandwiches and vegetarian sausage rolls!

Yes but not as cunning

Possibly hacked as well as sectioned. I know he revealed his passwords by accident in one or two of his videos.

That's a cover story - he's been bought off and is starting a new life.

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Lads I was sceptical before but I now genuinely think it's happening.

Couldn't sleep last night worrying about Tim and imagining what they are doing to him now. Bastards.

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What is?

Based Jezza says 'let's fucking go"
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1168544562954067970

Erection

Now, she's got a royal baby there will no talking to her.

I bet he hasn't jizzed on the floor once since they locked him up. The monsters.

>tfw catch tim and btfo brit/pol/

your move

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Has this guy been sectioned yet?

Is this 5d chess?

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How many jobs are we talking? 30,000?

holy shit, what a mess this has all been

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Based Jezza

Boris has so many outs, it's ridiculous.
They don't realise that they've already been beat.

Spicy

this is what will happen

>no early election
>reeeee
>brexit finally happens
>followed by early election
>tories lose
>BXP make gains
>labour win

EU regs caused the end of the Cornish pasty being sold, the red tapes gonna get cut and business will be booming lads
Who else is looking forward to a Greggs Cornish pasty?

Deep down he wants brexit, and probably wants to see the blairites get wiped out in an election

This. It seems no matter what (election before or after brexit) the Brexit party is going to steal a load of votes from conservatives

>Jeremy Corbyn has told Sky News he will back an early general election in any circumstances
>in any circumstances

what if it meant he got his head chopped off. would he vote for it then?

He was banned from Hungary iirc

bxp will stand down after brexit

Yeah. The norf meds down souf are looking after him though.

so no deal + corbyn
the venn diagram for the all smiles set will be fascinating

Doesn't Orban like him?

i wouldn't be surprised if nigel takes a "brexit may have finally happened but I'm going to remain in politics and campaign to be PM" stance

leave vote is coming down on boris's side. remain vote still split.

boris has outplayed everyone including r nige.

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He has throat cancer so I doubt it

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Will Tim get released? I feel as though this is just gonna reinforce his delusions about being conspired against.

nige already stood down once. he only came back because of the traitors blocking the ref result.

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WELL i guess we'll be jumping back on the UKIP boat eh

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Yes he will probably be released after a few days

Sargon for PM

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No idea, apparently he posed a "security risk" or something, might've been shit to do with his previous dealings.

Still can’t believe that actually happened

Anybody know "Joey Essex"s real name?

looks like a walrus in human clothes

Joseph Wessex

there literally were do-gooders conspiring to stop him interfering with himself in his own rented flat at 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe HP13 6PQ.

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Con: 311 (-6)
Labour: 242 (-20)
Lib Dems: 21 (+9)
SNP: 52 (+17)
Plaid: 4 (-)
Green: 1 (-)
Others: 1

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Wouldn't the be masses of overseas wars for Israel if he were in charge? Plus he just attacks feminists/women 24/7 so I don't think he would be suited as PM desu

>They took the flat off him and shut him down.

Karma for terrorising those poor builders, the vile turd

Is it happening?

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lmao of course it fucking would

Dave Yorkshire

One man alone can’t win against the might of the industrial system. Sad.

>Joseph
Chavs wouldnt name their kids with such a trad name.
>Wessex
Ridiculous

>The Brexit Party .avi's in the comments complaining that they don't get any seats
kek

>HURR DURR WRE TAKEN UR IFONE CHARGER M8 CUZ U MITE NECK URSELF
>*ignores shoe laces
Ffs

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what would the cumbrian version be?

Nige played himself, he's said they are open to a non aggression pact, providing Boris does things he drops all attempts at the withdrawal pact.
Not that a withdrawal pact will happen with Boris's opposition to the 'backstop'.

ay! thats me lyk. terreh newcastle's me best mert.

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it is.

6pm - snap election announced

I thought the plan was snap election to drop the DUP, then sell out N.I.

Nadiya Penruddock

industrial incinerator

lol the only way they can get seats, if boris forms a pact with them

Joseph East Saxon

Darren “6 pies” slate