BULLETIN Hurricane Dorian Intermediate Advisory Number 37A NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL052019 200 PM EDT Mon Sep 02 2019 ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND CATASTROPHIC WINDS CONTINUE OVER GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND... SUMMARY OF 200 PM EDT...1800 UTC...INFORMATION ---------------------------------------------- LOCATION...26.8N 78.4W ABOUT 25 MI...40 KM NE OF FREEPORT GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND ABOUT 105 MI...170 KM E OF WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...150 MPH...240 KM/H PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 285 DEGREES AT 1 MPH...2 KM/H MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...938 MB...27.70 INCHES
The only consolation prize to be had here is that when the "big one" finally comes about and hits FL, literally nobody will be prepared because they'll think of the last 20-30 times nothing happened and shirk it off as just another nothing burger. Max casualties, max comfort, etc., etc.
Sales will hit all-time lows, gas stations won't even sell out, and relief efforts will be chastised as inadequate (even though they'll be the only ones prepared) because they will not be able to handle the sheer VOLUME of emergency callers. The people have set themselves up for the next "disaster" to actually become a full blown disaster.
And to the >it'll get stronger, r-right g-guys??? >florida's coast isn't clear yet have some dignity. You're just embarrassing yourselves, even more so when you start posting >s-see, nothing burger haha >i was r-r-right all along, y-yeah
Rolling for TABS, I fucking dare Dorian to hit Tampa!
Eli Cruz
SUMMARY OF 400 PM EDT...2000 UTC...INFORMATION ---------------------------------------------- LOCATION...26.8N 78.4W ABOUT 25 MI...40 KM NE OF FREEPORT GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND ABOUT 105 MI...170 KM E OF WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...145 MPH...230 KM/H PRESENT MOVEMENT...WNW OR 285 DEGREES AT 1 MPH...2 KM/H MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...940 MB...27.76 INCHES
Landfall in Orlando Mouse raped by multiple F5 tornadoes. Screencap this.
Luis White
there can be 10-15 ish in a busy season.
Jayden Clark
2 more at least
Leo Reed
its at the point in the year where the'll be one or two more named storms, probably one has hurricane potential
Jace Edwards
As many as it takes to push sales.
Jacob Garcia
east-central yes
Christian Lewis
These farpberries taste like farpberries
Anthony Kelly
Reminder:
Faggots here will refute mets, NHC, models, news, and their own eyes to COPE with the fact they wasted 8 days on a fish storm. It is stalling and starting to go north while weakening just as predicted. Retards will deny science to role play online.
>285 DEGREES AT 1 MPH >MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...940 MB >IT'S OVER
Enjoy your wall Ameriturds, maybe it can stop the hurricane
Joshua Jenkins
And Lucifer said Kill all Americans
William Gonzalez
Yea....but not because of the hurricane
Ethan Wilson
Rolling for Tampa/St. Pete. We need a deep cleaning.
Jose Jackson
which this isnt
Kayden Flores
>the wet crotch
Jason Richardson
dude that was an awesome insult! rock on pedro
Samuel Murphy
I was scared and having trouble sleeping anticipating a cat 5 hitting my town but now knowing it will be hitting north of here makes me feel cucked. Thinking of driving out to Port St Lucie and making my stand on the beach.
Its still moving at 1 mph very well could continue west at some point soon
Jose Watson
> sniffing her own wet crotch
Luke Davis
The season is mostly over, sure there are some September storms that may take until october, but if anything breally bad is going to happen it would probably have to be already formed off the coast of Africa
Logan Parker
Based
Julian Foster
imagine being this retarded
Jacob Bell
>could continue west at some point soon says increasingly nervous man
Joseph Cook
slight shift north and all the shills come to life. Predictions have been off the last week and now with one shift north you fully trust them again? pathetic
Carson Miller
The best we can hope for is TABS. Who knows? We might get lucky.
Elijah Thompson
East Orlando fag here. Of course all we're gonna get is a little rain. Fuck this boring ass shit baka
Andrew Adams
seriously, why doesn't the populace of florida just move to the eye of the hurricane, and walk with it until it dissapates
Wyatt Kelly
I want it to hit St. Lucie's powerplant so it has more strength, then level Mar-A-Lago and DC. What about you anons?
Leo Scott
so, mouseland aint gonna be ass raped?
Brayden Wilson
American female calling in to ZNS from the USA about her boomer parents drowning in their Freeport development.
I really want the time off of work so im hoping TABS as well
Nathan Wood
>tfw the right front eye wall of a cat 5 will never hit miami and then re-energize into a cat 5 in the gulf and have the right front eye wall strike houston or new orleans
