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Every cool wine aunt is a bloated alcoholic that ends up being a obnoxious cunt who borrows money from your family and refuses to pay it back.

My cousin is a bloated wine aunt, and so far shes 6 grand in with me.

I literally have this aunt. She’s 49, childless, addicted to xanax, food travels. She is a total alcoholic. Anytime children are around, she gets super bitter and has openly said around my cousins with kids present how HAPPY she is she never had kids. Failed relationship after failed relationship. She is a total wreck.

Her "career"

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white women are repulsive and i look forward to the ever increasing numbers of suicides among them as they age.

This makes the cool wine aunt sound like she’s living a great life. Nothing tying her down and an excess of money used for vacations?

I read that as erotic for a sec.

Ladies, imagine this. It's thirty years from now and you have no kids. You're the decrepit great aunt that occasionally comes to family events for a brief visit before leaving for increasing periods of existential dread. You have no sense of fulfillment and a suspicious amount of cats.

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If you ever admit to lending her another cent, I will come kill you.

Where did this phrase come from?

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the tweet in the OP coined it.

Wtf is wrong with you?

A lot of cool wine aunts will get a job out of high school or college and just work for 25 years straight. They are too stupid to have even looked their 401k’s (.so they got lucky) and retire at 48.

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I wouldn't even let my best friend borrow $20. After you lend money to someone, it always sours a relationship with them

Women are horrible with money. Once their youth fades they struggle to pay their own bills and because they lived off credit cards years prior they are debt ridden. No more exotic vacations, only cats, Walmart franzia wine boxes and a shitty cold apartment with date “live, love laugh” decoration.

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Not spending 500k which is what bringing up a child costs roughly these days and investing the money

Strangest description of a cat lady I've ever seen

>suspicious amount of money
lmao
sounds like a scratch card pipe dream

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>cool wine aunt

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divorce clearly.

>cool wine aunt
is that slang for 'fucking loser' ?
wtf is going on with american women

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I’m not seeing the downside to being a wine aunt in this thread.
>Freedom
>Money to spend
>Global travels
>Different cock every night

Replace cock with vagina and that’s the exact like that most of Jow Forums cries for not having.

>Not spending 500k which is what bringing up a child costs roughly these days
The a lie propagated by jews in order to prevent whites from breeding. If it's that expensive then how are newly arrived third-worlders having so many children?

it's funny because she literally counts on another sibling having kids for her

Life*

>Not spending 500k which is what bringing up a child costs roughly these days and investing the money

We are talking about WOMEN, they spend that money on cats, clothes, shoes, alcohol, and vacations.

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Because no one jails them and takes away their kids when they leave it alone for 15 minutes. And once their kids start asking for shit, they just beat them and again, no one jails them and takes the kids away.

t. Will die alone

More like skinny fat if they have a cocaine addiction

Probably, but fuck it. I’ll enjoy my life and dip out.

so instead of believing that the figure of 500k per child is nonsense you choose to believe that there is a conspiracy among law enforcement and society to arrest white parents who discipline and raise their children frugally and permitting others to mistreat theirs to the point of physical abuse. Good goy.

Yes

How does Tyrone's dick taste when your wife allows you to eat her out?

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source for that?

You have one life on this earth and that's it. Why would you not want to start a family and do good in this world instead of all this short term dopamine bullshit like drinking and watching netflix. I don't understand how we got this bad. Long term > Short term experiences.

>Seeing the bright side of an independent life implies cuckoldry
Good one fren

Oh wait I didn't see the flag at first. Checks out. Just replace 'Tyrone' with 'Muhammad'

>t. childless fag
It's not a conspiracy you fuming retard, its the law. You can't leave your child alone and you can't so much as spank it in any Western country.
3rd worlders all have the same living standards, their kids won't stand out if they "live frugally". Yours will and it will hate you for making it the class loser and will ostracize you once its grown up.

Years of climbing the corporate ladder by flaunting vagina and demanding "equality" and voila...cool wine aunt with a suspicious amount of money

>getting married
enjoy losing your shit

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as long as goyim don't breed the jew is satisfied with whatever rationale you decide to use.

>being such a faggot that youd marry a not trad woman
Its like you want to live a miserable, depressing life.

>not signing a pre nun
Retard

>cool wine aunt.

an oxymoron.

There is no existential dread. There is no misery. There is no snotty teenage girl with Tyrone's baby. No maladjusted, possibly dangerous, unclean young man playing video in the basement and peeing in bottles.
There is a paid for, well furnished home, expensive late model automobile, money for needs and wants. Low stress, high security.
My wife and I are living this life. I come here for the lulz. Why the hell would I want a passle of demanding, life sucking crotchfruit? I hate them.

Are women who focus on career actually wealthier?

I'm sorry its like that for you. I've had my brother borrow a few grand from me and he paid it back just fine.

What is life without family? Most people are bored of everything at 25 now. Traveling from tourist trap to tourist trap and having meaningless sex gets old pretty fast.

>giving 6k to a stupid pozhole
what the fuck is wrong with you

The only calculation of wealth of women can have is the amount of children she has. Money only has worth with men

kek

imagine thinking prenups work and any halfway knowledgeable Chaim Shekelstein can't rip it up in court
>having children will make you happy
Wrong again nigger. A shit ton of parents hate their kids and a not very small % end up killing them.

Agreed with meaningless sex and life being better with family. Traveling is up to you though, if you go to a tourist trap that’s your fault. If you want to visit France, stay in Normandy, not Paris. If America, stay in the south or midwest, not NY or California. Ez vacation is ez

Cool was where they went wrong.

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>wtf is going on with american women
your cousins are fucking up our country. Tell them they either use their right to return or lose it so they gtfo

Women striving to be in the workplace.
Just remember, when you see a childless woman, or a married woman with kids in your workplace, she is taking away resources from another man who is looking for work or trying to support a family.

They'd rather siphon from males via taking work than siphon from males by being at home all day. Think about it.

>sodomite is so depraved he has convinced himself that cuckolding himself biologically is the ideal path for his "marriage" and that the primary purpose of marriage and biological existence is undesireable

Your wife will leave you eventually. Feels pretty good.

Women don’t commit suicide that much. I was an EMT for a long time and 80% of the obvious suicides I saw were men.

I don’t think women feel guilt/shame like men do.

The point is, after you've been to every continent you've pretty much seen it. The novelty of travel wears off at best in a couple of years in my experience. Eternal vacation sounds more like hell than paradise to me.

I personally don’t know any women who focus on their career. It’s easier to spread your legs so of course they take that route.

And I’m sure the ones that DO focus on their career typically don’t make that much since women never want to do study engineering/CS/in demand trades

No, they feel guilt and shame but it's misplaced.
Women lack honor.

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Hot damn, sauce on top left?

Wtf is top left pic from

Well yeah, once you’ve been to every continent lol. Most people haven’t done that yet though. I still need to walk the Inca Trail in south america, check out some parts of australia, and vietnam. Even then though, just hitting the continent doesn’t give you everything. I’m an amateur historian is why I travel and I plan my vacations around historical battle sites. So for me, almost all countries would have something to offer.

>and twelve cats

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I had a boss like that:
late 40's, alcoholic (sometimes came to work drunk), smoked like a chimney.
Fucked around when she was younger
Settled down, got a divorce, gets alimony
Also collects trust fund money from her parents
Didn't know why she worked a wageslave job.
Tried to hit on older black men employees.
Totally miserable and horrible attitude
Loved Chelsea Handler.

this is how 30+ year old roasties deal with not having a family, this is how they cope, they lie to themselves and try to promote their depressed lifestyle to others so they can sink as low as them, heres a little advice on women... they almost NEVER mean what they say or know what they want, this is why men little listen to women for a long time.

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>I’m an amateur historian is why I travel and I plan my vacations around historical battle sites.
That's a sensible reason for travel at least. I like history too.

sounds like the fanbase for whitney cummings

Being a literal prostitute.

> they’d rather work than leach
Terrible, truly awful

>Freedom

Freedom to waste your life on pointless hedonism

>Money to spend

Money to waste on pointless hedonism

>Global travels

Meaningless traveling to waste your time on before you die with nothing to show for your life

>Different cock every night

Women want long term relationships. They are incredibly unhappy without them.

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Nope. Both 63 years old. Different generation. You are full of shit and don't know your ass from your elbow. All of you deserve the torment your choices will bring you.
I loathe young people, especially millenials. Laugh everytime you complain you can't afford a house. Go breed those urchins, dumbass. Have fun.

You missed the point, and the slight humor.
Women don't belong in the workplace whatsoever.
The government loves the extra tax revenue, though. (((they))) would be starving for shekels if 50% of the tax revenue disappeared.

>suspicious amount of money

Escorting recruitment advertisement?

You sound bitter and unhappy.

You're just an evolutionary dead end. Doesn't matter how happy you pretend to be, nature doesn't care. People like you won't be around much longer.

It’s fun to know your geonome will die out, and mine will live on. You’ll never experience the emotions of bringing someone else into this world.

If they enjoy it then fuck it. I personally can’t understand why they wouldn’t want to start a family but I’m not going to sit here and complain about how their life somehow bothers me. Why does it matter what roasties do?

people have only been around for 10k years out of hundreds of millions that the earth existed, who gives a shit? your grandchildren will most likely be black and brown so i'm not sure you'll love what your line evolved into either, if your kid don't become fags and trannies like half the white kids do, especially from conservative households

> women shouldn’t work
This is jewish subversion, women worked in all euro countries as weavers brewers and other jobs that required small hands and long waiting which freed men for more physical jobs. Jews in the victorianpushed women out to push men into factories and break families, destroying private home industry to ptomote kike run corporate economies

That sounds honestly like a fairly liberated woman. Good for her.

she sales herself in those exotic countries

>All of you deserve the torment your choices will bring you.
>I loathe young people, especially millenials.
> Go breed those urchins, dumbass.
You sound troubled and bitter.
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