/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General

>Current /AHSG/ OP pasta with streaming, model and sat link updates compiled from threads the last 12 hours.
pastebin.com/RMCKWgb2

>Streams
youtube.com/watch?v=hf-d_TqyAkQ
youtube.com/watch?v=t8yB4qL1fAU
youtube.com/watch?v=d_5jj3pb4GI
youtube.com/watch?v=gVLif01G5cg
youtube.com/watch?v=kzV9yaN-2W4
ustv247.tv/watch-weather-channel-live-stream/
player.streamcomedia.com/HTML5/znstv/
tunein.com/radio/1540-AM-s44834/
znsbahamas.com/

>NOAA Hurricaine Dorian: Current Advisories, Key Messages and Forecasts
nhc.noaa.gov/#Dorian

>Models and Info
emc.ncep.noaa.gov/gc_wmb/vxt/HWRF/index.php
wunderground.com/hurricane/atlantic/2019/tropical-storm-Dorian
ventusky.com/?p=28.9;-78.7;4&l=wind-10m&t=20190902/00
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
windy.com/?27.303,-76.157,6
spaghettimodels.com/
ndbc.noaa.gov/

>Sat Images and Feeds
weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=subregional-Florida-14-96-1-50-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined
rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/

>Tropical Storm Related Info and Links
markdownshare.com/view/117ee113-1ba5-4701-8363-428d24551db9

>Preparations and Safety
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
weather.gov/safety/hurricane
ready.gov/hurricanes

>Twitter Feeds
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/TropicalTidbits
twitter.com/hurricanetrack
twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic
twitter.com/RyanMaue
twitter.com/NWS

>Previous Threads
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/AHSG/

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youtube.com/watch?v=qkCrtsk2LMw
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washingtonexaminer.com/news/unpredictable-hurricane-dorian-keeps-looking-worse-for-florida
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

This thing is going to fuck Toronto

fuck off you americucks with your gay ass cloud thread. Just fucking move inland you dumb shits whats a the big deal. peak muttism at its finest

Cringe

twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1168742321837543424

holy shit

>the longer this stalls the worse it's going to get for Florida
>the longer this stalls the worse it's going to get for Florida
>the longer this stalls the worse it's going to get for Florida
>the longer this stalls the worse it's going to get for Florida

youtube.com/watch?v=qkCrtsk2LMw

^^^^^^^^^ niggers gonna bitch

Hurricane Dorian just railing Bahamaniggers assholes for 2 straight days got me believing in Poseidon.

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Weird how in Hurricane threads Canadians turn into great frens and good shitposters, while the usually based Aussies turn into fags.
Must be the coriolis effect

dont buy any cheap used cars this month boys

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Why is Jow Forums always wrong?

>Said it was going to hit Florida
Doesn't
>Said the NOAA was wrong
NOAA got everything right

It's a sad day for Jow Forums.

>IT'S NOTHING THOUGH LOOOL

Latest IR
Eye looking STRONG

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Ain't gonna do shit.

Needs to move its fucking ass
No one predicted this stall

When is it going to become a Cat 5 again and hit Miami?

The pressure systems do not lie though, and another user said this was predicted a week back

I swear you can put gigachad and angry basedjak over any image and it will be funny

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WESTWARD HO

they're just jealous that the northern hemisphere gets hurricanes and typhoons while they're stuck with generic cyclones

How can a hurricane be stationary and is it theoretically possible that it could stay in this position indefinitely?

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0alm Beach is the furthest South its going to hit, sorry

That's fine and all... But STATIONARY
Fucking move!!!!

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Tranny fucking is based and redpilled

My vacation to utah got cancelled and this bitch dorian isnt even fucking DOING ANYTHING
DAILY REMINDER THAT LABCOATS ARE FUCKING RETARDS
SCIENTISTS ARE GAY
IMAGINE BELIEVING CLIMATE CHANGE WHEN THEY CANT EVEN PREDICT WHAT A HURRICANE WILL DO

It just opened up a bit and may weaken a little more but that new eye is just about to close off and this thing is primed to get its act back together and possibly restrengthen like nothing any of us were expecting.

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All the models predicted the stall you dumbass

Hurrichads vs cycloneletts

Yes it will drain the ocean

No one is arguing it isn't stalling
Further, it's already impacted Florida, just not with its core.

Looks like a hydrogen bomb went off.

damn stronk

This now feels like a stock market thread

literally nobody did

Guaranteed at least half the population is dead.

Theoretically? How about literally.

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Trump stopped the hurricane!

>There haven't been stationary storms before, must be government super technology
There have, Dorian isn't special, just annoying. I pray every day for lizardmen uprising but all we get are random acts of nature with valif scientific explinations

Any chance this storm will strengthen back to cat 5?

3.5 hours to movement

Really? Disappointing but I'll take it.

Could be kino

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Great Red Spot happennig????

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youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M

thread theme

REMINDER
stationary for 11-17 more hours
>stationary for 11-17 more hours
stationary for 11-17 more hours
>stationary for 11-17 more hours
stationary for 11-17 more hours
>REMINDER

No

Way hey and up she rises

I feel like such a shitty person for treating a hurricane like it's fucking entertainment while people are suffering and dying.

asked in the last two threads. No idiot damn

It has to start moving ASAP. Like right now.
It’s sucked up all the warm water and is now basically killing itself by standing still.
Niggercane GET TO WORK AND MOVE IT!

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>another user said this was predicted a week back
Show it then. Seriously, if you claim that your sure the stall was predicted days ago then just post the model.

Everything that is underwater currently.

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I've Been hearing this new eye.. Gonna get stronger... since fucking yesterday. Is it a meme at this point. It has to be. Has it even had an eyewall replacement?

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WAAAY HEY UP SHE RISES

“This is unprecedented,” said Jeff Masters, meteorology director at Weather Underground who used to fly into hurricanes. “We’ve never had a Category 5 stall for so long in the Atlantic hurricane record.”

What’s happening — or more aptly, not happening — has been an ongoing battle between high pressure systems that push storms and low pressure systems that pull them.

redditor from toronto here. how could this storm affect me?

Space is fake so I don't give any consideration to made up planets. Has this shit ever happened on Earth?

Florida is fucked

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There are 7 billion people on this planet. We can make more.

>niggers
>people
cringe

Then go back to plebbit you fag holy shit

Dorian is dying.

Eye wall replacement weakens the storm but stabilizes it

All happenings have a body count, such is the price of Jow Forums.

Really? lol

FUCK BAHOMOS AND FUCK TURNISTS
I BELIEVE IN YOU, DORIAN

I wish.

It was supposed to make its turn Monday. It has not. No one knows why its still stationary.

Does he get reelected cuz he stopped it?
Or does he lose votes for stopping it?

kek
never change /AHSG/

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a cold front is closing the gap it's going to move inland.

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It's been going through it for the last 24 hours or so. It's just starting to finish up now.

I guess it was right. The thing about hurricanes being the spirits of angry niggers.

This one has sat around for two days and hasn't done shit.

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Any chance Dorian will become category 5-kun again? UwU

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When I was a teenager I wanted nothing more than to see Lia's tits
That video just makes me sad whenever I see it

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>space is fake
>doesn’t even know if this planet has ever had a permanent storm
IQ below 95 detected. Are you a spic?

neither

Hasn't that storm been weakening finally?

I'm bored, anyone want to join my social club on d i s cor with me? Voice chat and talk about the hurricane

HEyakKn

>No one knows why its still stationary.
Literally everyone knows why

Exactly what I expected a dumb nigger to say.

Well to be fair hurricanes are pretty fucking entertaining. After the storm when your whole town is fucked is what sucks. I sat thru Michael, I live less than a mile from the coast. I wouldn't have missed it.

is that blue a cold area?

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Right
Wrong

Anything yet?

From 29th of August

>Landfall over Florida, which most models predict, is expected to happen Monday, but the far-reaching effects of the storm will hit the shore sooner. Some models show Dorian could stall at or near the Florida coast, which could dump extra rain on a specific area, before heading north. Others have shown Dorian traveling across the Florida Peninsula and into the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico, where it could recharge.

washingtonexaminer.com/news/unpredictable-hurricane-dorian-keeps-looking-worse-for-florida

It's stationary because it's stuck in a no mans land now that the high pressure out to sea has weakened and the high pressure to the west isn't that much

They wouldn't be half as bad if they came through in November or something when it wasn't so hot.

Yeah it’s actually almost gone now
Reptilian weather mod tech isREAL

EWC completing see you too

I get what it is. But what's there to stabilize? Seems pretty stable the past 36-48 hours. It's just over land. I know the eye is technically offshore (according to Google Earth) but it's been over land all this time. would this storm being stationary in open water have it degrade this much?

They should just rename the hurricane to Nigger Obliterator, because that's what it is. Just fucking rails Bahamas for 2 days straight and then is projected to just fly off into the sunset while gently kissing FL goodbye. Absolute kino.

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904 bros , near the river, we are about to be flooded. You have one day.

No

Its down to 125 mph. Get fucked.

...

yeah

It isn't moving until 4-5am

Kek!!!!!