Brit/pol/ - Space Raiders Edition

>Boris Johnson facing a massive Commons showdown tonight as Remainer MPs try to block No Deal
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7421791/Philip-Hammond-slams-Boris-Johnsons-aggressive-threats-Tory-rebels-ahead-crunch-Brexit-vote.html

>Nigel Farage names his price for election pact with Boris Johnson: No Deal Brexit
thesun.co.uk/news/9851382/nigel-farage-price-election-pact-boris-johnson-no-deal-brexit/

>Election 2019 polls: Tories soar to 11pt lead over Labour but small parties are kingmakers
express.co.uk/news/politics/1173235/general-election-2019-polls-who-will-win-a-general-election-14-october-2019-boris-johnson

>Greggs sues Newcastle pub over burger made from their sausage rolls
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/greggs-sues-over-quirky-pubs-19166608

>Mum arrested in front of her children for 'misgendering' tranny serial litigator
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-front-children-calling-19120272

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Education helps ‘dramatically’ reduce deliberate fire rates in Dundee
eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/education-helps-dramatically-reduce-deliberate-fire-rates-in-dundee/

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theguardian.com/world/2011/feb/15/defector-admits-wmd-lies-iraq-war
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraqi_aluminum_tubes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger_uranium_forgeries
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Anybody got the edit with Nige's face?

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It's amazing the shift here. Suddenly most of you don't really care about Brexit at all. Guess Remain won.

>Election 2019 polls: Tories soar to 11pt lead over Labour but small parties are kingmakers
>UKIP: 0%

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WHO CARES?!

We’re becoming a minority in our own country, in every city and town. I don’t give a fuck about customs unions or light bulb regulations just STOP MIGRATION

Reminder to report Timmyfags.

I still miss him

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Grow up you fragile little goblin

Damn, who that sexy space bitch?

He was pro-EU

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We should import more Japanese or Korean people.

This is how stupid gamblers are. Paddy power wins every penny bet on this market

his spirit will be with us always

Keep up the damage control, Hans.

>getting myself on housing list
>mother tells me not to build my hopes up
>because I'm a single man
?

why didn't you vote for him you white niggers

My old man was on about that Peaky Blinders show saying they showing him in a really bad light. Whut? Dad's pretty red pilled, it's the fucking BBC what do you expect?

Unironically, remaining in the EU was better in that sense now we're going to get even more immigrants from Pakistan and India. Most of our immigrants previously came from the EU

>Lunch/Dinner
Various Charlie Bighams meals (mainly kievs), Pizza, Oven chips, Peas, Ketchup

>Sundae skool
Pack of wafers, Ice Cream, various toppings

>Tea zone
Tea, Biscuits and Milk

>For the table
Coke Zero, San Pellegrino

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Priority goes to families and single mothers, single males are always at the bottom of the list.

He was very organised bless him

where does this leave single females?

No. My uni is packed with zipperheads, absolutely rammed with them and they take up all the student housing which in turn increases rents across the whole city.

Do you think it's a random draw? You are at the bottom of the list lad.

30 Jul 2015 he ordered a salad

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if only you knew how Irish things really were

>yes i am enacting an incremental and sophisticated dialectic of national change
>right wingers couldn't possibly think like that

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Uh, actually don't know. Might actually be the same as single males (just single people)

Go to the sunbeds for about 4 hours and convert to Islam, you’ll be top of the list in no time.

I know it’s not in style, but I wear a moustache to commemorate Mosley, Franco, Pinochet, and Hitler. It’s my subtle yet turbo-masculine way of making a political statement.

Their culture is too alien compared to ours desu

Mate come on now. Single females will have priority over single males, we all know this.

You'll receive your pension before you get a council house

Turbo-autist more like

The fattest lad at my school was also in my year and a group of us brought him more than a dozen packets of space raiders at dinnertime, which he then ate right in front of us.

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just got a new job
no more aristocratic neeting :(
wagie in a cagie >:(

Pretty sure not as many single females apply for housing

We’ve already seen a change and we haven’t even left yet. Less German doctors and Italian qt waitresses, more Paki nonces and Nigerian drug dealers.

Oh no

That was their master plan. Muslims wanted to create an environment where non-Muslims would be in an inferior position.

>UK
>Island nation with a monarchy that dominated the region and focused on their Navy
>Hates the mainland

>Japan
>Island nation with a monarchy that dominated the region and focused on their Navy
>Hates the mainland

*bought

I know they're rarer, but single fathers housing?

Genuinely happy for you

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Jesus fuckin cingey Christ kys ffs

>German doctors and Italian qt waitresses
Wot?

Exactly, so when one of them does they need housing ASAP.

Sorry you lack the T-levels to make the cut, chinlet.

Maybe you’ll be able to eke out something thicker than peach fuzz by your 40s or 50s.

But what about the whole ''take back control of our borders'' thing? After leaving the EU, wouldn't we have more say on tightening them?

I had my mum tell me once to knock up my gf if i want to get a council house

>stockpile chemical weapons
Based off the informant "Curveball" who literally publicly admitted to lying about that
theguardian.com/world/2011/feb/15/defector-admits-wmd-lies-iraq-war

>The defector who convinced the White House that Iraq had a secret biological weapons programme has admitted for the first time that he lied about his story, then watched in shock as it was used to justify the war
>Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, codenamed Curveball by German and American intelligence officials who dealt with his claims, has told the Guardian that he fabricated tales of mobile bioweapons trucks and clandestine factories in an attempt to bring down the Saddam Hussein regime, from which he had fled in 1995.

>and manufacturer enriched uranium :)
Based off Colin Powell testifying about Iraq's centrifuge tubes, and Iraq supposedly trying to buy Uranium ore from Niger.
The tubes were actually used to make conventional 81-mm rockets, by the way and the supposed Uranium ore purchases were forged documents by SISMI lol.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraqi_aluminum_tubes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger_uranium_forgeries

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Bet you look like a right nonce, at least you had the decency to grow a red flag on your top lip

He said "less" so it went from 2 German doctors a year moving to the UK to 1. The "increase" in Indian doctors is from 5,000 to 5,200.

I'm talking domestic culture. Not geopolitics.

We already have full control over non-eu migrants, we can stop the poles after brexit sure

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>historical similarities mean two nations share cultural similarities

My industry’s very competitive so before I started my current job my previous employer put me on three months of ‘gardening leave’. I was basically paid to sit on Brit/pol/ and drink cups of tea. It was truly the greatest.

Single people are usually eligible for rental supplements not council housing.

Why has everyone abandoned him?

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>UK
Infested with nonces
>Japan
Infested with nonces

Theoretically yeah but the thing is everyone is pro immigration in parilment,so good luck trying mitigate the influx of foreigners. At least in the EU most of our immigrants were white

*koreans reeeing in the background

>lib dems
>everyone

Fuken this

I'm just using a line of thinking you Jow Forumstards usually like to make

fat cunt is already complaining that he only has cereal in the morning. fucking snob probably thinks he's entitled to eggs benedict and asparagus.

He's anti-semitic

I get cereal and toast, pretty comfy desu

We have and have always had 100% control over non-EU migrants a.k.a wogs

What a hysterical reaction. What is it, did your girlfriend threaten to stop pegging you if you tried growing facial hair again?

All we've talked about is Brexit for over 3 years you think this is a fucking game?!?!

>At least in the EU most of our immigrants were white
Imagine actually believing this.

>inb4 anudda extension
macron please put them out of their misery.

Post your facial hair then Mr manly man
Bet you puss out and don't

You shouldn’t molest kids user

Literally nobody cares about the antisemitism meme. Jews control maybe 1 burrough in London under FPTP.

No. A proper points system with quotas would reduce it.

he's racist

Remember when everyone was shilling Manawaga as the grand saviour of zimbabwae and now all the MPs are turning on him.

Kids at my school saved their pound dinner money and bought a 10 pack of Bennies, box of matches and then a packet of Spacies. Good old days, all for a quid.

No he wasnt fag, Fake history. The EU wasnt even a thing, He said to always remember your european identity. And believe in the european races.
Nothing to do with the modern joke of a shit fest "european union" (that isnt actually european).

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Well it's actually true lol
Now it's going to be a paki exodus to Britain.

Lads, do you think you will ever purchase a house?

>. The EU wasnt even a thing,
but he wanted it to be, even more integrationist than the current EU

So no difference then

Could we not just close our borders or let in Caucasians instead of becoming goblinas with perverted war criminals, and domestic financial domination matriarchs?

congrats. you've upgraded from paypal pussy to being able to pay for real life adultwork pussy.

>reel European Union hasn’t been tried
Lmfao, stop apologising for an adulterous Irish nationalist with a fetish for Italian men in uniforms with poor bladder control

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He advocated for a United States of Europe, same as Winston Churchill
USU is the end game of the EU

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Why did he have a fetish for italian men? Or uniforms?

Anybody got the Nigel Space Raider pic?

Do you maybe think a fascist like Mosley would have wanted to preserve the ethnic peoples of Europe in that union?

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Read My Life. It's clear on his position with regards to Europe.

>Arguing with a Hussein
No thanks

no user don't put such ideas in my head
i will be celibate til i find an appropriate orthodox church

I'm starting to think (dream?) this thing won't even pass tonight. Enough Tory rats are waivering even publically - and I won't underestimate 10+ abstentions from Labour leavers. Even if it does pass I think it'll be by less than 3 votes.