Americans and Germans

Personally, I don't hate Germans; I admire their work ethic, their philosophers, their history of unification, and their contributions to the sciences. But I feel that Americans and Germans tend to be at each others throats a lot. Aside of the nuisances of LARPing hyphenated-"Americans" that like to pretend being German and boomers with the whole "Nahtsees were bad but letting Communists rule the world was fine", I can't really think of a reason to hate them outside of World War I.
Why can't burgers and schnitzel get along?

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>Why can't burgers and schnitzel get along?
We can. Easily.

Doesn't seem that way right now. We've been at each other's throats since they unified.

Very easily.

I like you burgers. You have great history and FREEDOM is awesome.

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You know, if it wasnt for the fucking lack of technology, we may have sided with the axis had we known what you guys were dealing with.

Our grandparents and great grandparents were fucking brainwashed because kikery controlled the airwaves, the radio, t.v., and newspapers. Had we known you were fighting for your people, trying to rise up against the destruction, degeneracy and degradation of your society we might have fought on the same side.

The wrong side won WWII. The victors get to shape the fucking story, so of course the suffering of the german people during that time was memoryholed. I'd apologize on behalf of our retarded grandparents if it actually would do anything...

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Fuck man, I love Kebabs and they make the best ones in Germany. Lots of good mosques also! Germany is the best!

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All the good breeding stock died in two world wars.

>Why can't burgers and schnitzel get along?
We can. Most of you are German by ancestry anyway.
Fun fact: The German word for citizen is "Bürger"

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You hate us for... WW1? Nigga what? What have we done wrong in WW1?
And we can't get along with each other because you're a nation of materialistic pragmatists and we're a nation of idealistic pragmatists. We hate each other because we're very similar in some regards and extremely different in others.

>We can. Most of you are German by ancestry anyway.
Wrong.

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In addition, the kikes owned the banks, the medical centers, the schools, night clubs, resturants, fucking on and on and on and on. Your people were being systematically replaced, and instead of trying to do detective work by ourselves, our fucking retarded country just jumped right into it the moment pearl harbor happened

The germans even literally sent messages to us telling us to tell people not to board boats - BEFORE we joined the war, but our kike allied media pulled that off headlines REAL quick because god forbid we found out the "muh natzees" werent as bad as everyone fucking thinks, and that they were trying to make something of themselves and fucking rise up.

The wrong side really did win the war, this is the worst timeline.

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>What have we done wrong in WW1?
We lost. That was the starting point of everything bad.

Bürger in denial.

>What have we done wrong in WW1?
You brought us into the war. Some argue it was inevitable for the US to enter the war but I'd say we could have easily avoided it had you just not sent the Zimmerman Telegram at least.

German who can't read.

The fuck are you talking about?

> their philosophers
please let's end this shit. german philosophy is basically idealism. sometimes in the form of pre-idealism, like herder, sometimes as post-idealism, like heidegger. and idealism is pure religious chattering, not rational philosophy.
the germans only had one great philosopher: schopenhauer. as for kant, he was a good intentioned man but his philosophy is no more than pseudo-science.
> their contributions to the sciences
historically germans do not excell over the other europeans in the scientific fields.

You’re a nation of leftist faggots who also love globalism in all things. Thats why we can’t get along.

Literally this

Any germ left is a Yid

Same goes for french Yids

yeah, because they lost the fucking wars and the kikes got to decide their fate you fucking brainlet.

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is that a thing? OP is Hans on a vacation I think. the US and Germany are neither close friends nor enemies, just kind of a meh relationship that barely stands out

And your opinion about Nietzsche? Nowhere near the edgy nihilist people think he is.

Odd since the largest amount of white Americans (40% or so) are descended from German immigrants.

wikipedia is not a source lmao

you mean Germanic
Germany didn't exist back when Europeans mass settled in North America

>OP is Hans on a vacation I think
What would any self-respecting European be doing vacationing in the US?

If and when there is a WWIII, if we go to war with germany AGAIN, I'm calling massive bullshit this time. We have the technology to find out what kinda bullshit reason we'd be going to war with germany again.

There hasnt been a 3rd world war because the fact that technology has advanced to the point it has means that the powers that rule the world can't just easily shape a narrative and trick a bunch of braindead retards into dying in a foreign land.

The last time that happened was 9/11, really. And that wasnt even a world war.

I believe I can speak from experience on this as The US/German relations are ongoing in my household daily. You see, I married a German grill.

On the surface there is much similarities between our culture and theirs, however there is one fundamental difference which, I feel, encapsulates the struggle perfectly, with regards to governing styles:

American: Anything not expressly forbidden is allowed.

German: Anything not expressly allowed is verboten.

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why not, it's far away from home so that you feel like an explorer but you don't have to deal with third world living conditions, gross gook food etc

>American: Anything not expressly forbidden is allowed.
>German: Anything not expressly allowed is verboten.

Perfect analogy.

So what? That doesn’t excuse or change the way things are now. Germans on Jow Forums may rage against Jews and American degeneracy but Germans everywhere else in all other forms of media rage against America because drumpf and rage against bongland for daring to upset the EU. Germans are far more leftist and pro globalist on average than the average burger. That’s why we can’t get along in general. Blame whatever you want. That won’t change how things are.

You installed Lenin, starting the USSR and ruined the rest of the 20th century. Read your own fucking history kraut

I'd love to know how you know ANY of that.

Wikipedia sources a plethora of other sources. All of it is sourced.
dentonedp.com/sites/default/files/files/Amer Community Survey Updates/Social USA ACS_17_1YR_DP02.pdf
Do you honestly believe every single German was only from Germany? There are Germanics all over Europe.

After doing this you had the nerve to complain about communist and Bolsheviks you put in place.

>American: Anything not expressly forbidden is allowed.

German: Anything not expressly allowed is verboten.

i've heard this meme quote with a variation of every major Euro nationality, starting with the Brits
but a lot of strange things are banned in the US as well like drinking beer under 21

he was the priest's son in the end. as a moralist , and he is above all a moralist, he failed to understand that democracy/communism was not mainly an expression of the aristocracy's sickness... that the populace was not "begging" for their rights... but they were goinfg to impose their force, as marx wrote in the communist manifesto. so, technically, communism springs out from a warrior morality, not a slave morality. he doesn't solve this specific point. again, his idealistic lack of consistency played a major role. also, i don't give a fuck about his wertherian euphoric prose, im not 15 yo anymore.

On Jow Forums as in the world wars, we can't get along because we keep making the mistake of siding with the Brits and getting misled by Jews. Honestly fuck the kikes and fuck the limeys.

THIS.

Have you ever looked at any European msm? Ever talked to Germans outside of Jow Forums? Perhaps irl? Germans as a whole are much more liberal in all things than the average American. That’s the culture of current year plus 4 Germany.

Lenin was send after the US entered the war. Also your Wall Street funded the communists.

I disagree with the warrior morality, but it's too long ago that I've read him to argue. Thanks for the insight.

Yeah, and that's partly OUR FAULT.

Take your shitty welfare niggers in those bases out of my country NOW and then we may talk

What the fuck are we supposed to do, invade and get rid of them?
Convince the U.N. that they're all terrorists?

I mean those welfare niggers in uniform you station here. Even worse theyre trannies too nowadays

70+ years of constant liberal/culture shaming propaganda, a constitution written to ensure that globalist liberals will always maintain power, and no small amount of Jewish meddling can do that to a nation. Modern German is not the natural apogee of Teutonic culture, its an aberrant corruption of German culture and what Germany should be without Judaic meddling.

> "The theoretical conclusions of the Communists are in no way based on ideas or principles that have been invented, or discovered, by this or that would-be universal reformer. They merely express, in general terms, actual relations springing from an existing class struggle, from a historical movement going on under our very eyes. The abolition of existing property relations is not at all a distinctive feature of communism."

marx wrote this 30 years before nietzsche wrote human all too human. his stance is clearly a machiavellian/hobbesian, not moralistic. so, how does nietzsche answer to it? he just doesn't. he keeps chattering about how beautiful it was before so to avoid the most difficult issue, which was the major task for an individualist like him, (or me, or you i presume).

Take something as simple as Vehicle modification. You can go absolutely berserk with car mods here in the US and still get through inspection with only some things getting you red-flagged.

In Germany, any deviation from factory, has to be period specific, and on a list of approved aftermarket upgrades. Anything outside of that will get you failed at inspection time, unless you pay out the shekels to get each individual part numbered and labeled by the inspection agencies.

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Somewhat yes tho germany has been pretty liberal since 1848. It doesn’t matter tho. That’s the culture now and it clashes with American norms. That’s why we don’t get along so well. Idk why you’re having difficulty understanding that different cultures often do not get along. Especially when their values clash in most issues.seems like pretty obvious stuff.

ooohhhh. yeah I got nothing.

I agree.

>constitution
our "constitution" has an article that gives an instruction how to get rid of said "constitution" in favor of a new one
strange isnt it?
oh and it was written on Villa Rothschild

My grandfather was stationed in Hanover in 46.
He was a cook in the RAF.
He was also in Libya, in 1943.
Germans are alright.
You don't need to feel guilty about your wwii past.

That's because Americans know nothing about Germans.
We don't get along, it's like two alphas in a room.

>GERMANY YES

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Kike detected. Opinion discarded.

>alphas

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t. needed American trucks to beat us

is someone angry?

Germans make outstanding US citizens. Just outstanding.

cope harder kraut. and you stopped being relevant after 1945. and now with merkel you gonna drown in shtskins
why would i?

You had been supporting our enemies for years. It was only rational to assume there was going to be a war between us. We didn't do anything wrong about that and it was only bad luck the Zimmerman telegram ever was released.

Lmao, coming from the nation that gave half of Europe to the Soviets

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Remember, germany. These are the people in your country now.

And food, and medicine, and spare parts, and planes.

It's funny how you needed every single other nation of Europe to support you to even get an economy that could remotely be considered close to ours. And you still can't build up a military to defend yourself.

Very, very true. In that regard, the US culture really is superior. It treats it's citizens as adults and only prohibits things that really hurt others or are an uncontrollable danger. I wished for such laws over here, but people rather want "mommy government" to care for them. In America, you're even allowed to fly a lightweight plane, YES, A FUCKING PLANE, without license, because those regularly only hurt yourself when you fail, just amazing. I'd love to be allowed to do shit like that.

Just like Putin is going to keep inviting in Asiatic trash, kissing Chechen ballsacks and giving privileges to every dirty turkic and Siberian minority that bitches loud enough.

Or are you one of those cucks like Dugin who thinks this is a good thing?

>destroy country so its people starve
>brag about throwing them a few scraps in order to glogohomo their country more easily


Mutts have neither shame nor honour.
Btw Haile Selassi , King of Ethiopia, donated more to Germany than the mutts after the war. Im not even making this up.

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This is why germany turned to shit after WWI

>why do they hate us
t. Ami
go choke on a burger

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I have shame AND honor. I fully understand what happened to germany. Not every murrifat is a brainwashed zog kike shill lmao

Well, that's because you have four times the population and twenty times the landmass of our country, no wonder your economy is stronger.
Oh, but the part about the military is wrong. We could, but nobody wants to because it's a waste of resources. Realistically, none of our neighbours is going to attack us anytime soon and modern Germany unfortunately doesn't want to act aggressively. That doesn't mean that said money is spent wiser, though. It's rather wasted on refugees and the 50000th holocaust memorial.

we should withdraw all troops from Europe. sadly, this will never happen until the boomers die off.

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I was agreeing with you dipshit, I'm not proud of being on the wrong side of the second world war but I'm also sick of Ivan's idiotic posturing.

i prefer chinks and russians over americans because the us are ruled by jews

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We are a occupied country and all our culture is being forcefully americanized since 50 years.
There is nothing German about CocaCola, McDonalds, Mickey Mouse or Taylor Swift.
Just go away! We don't want you and we don't need you!

because

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>implying russia isnt absolutely BRIMMING with kikery

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You can't trust people with cut up dicks.

Based&Truthpilled

Stalin Shoa'd them well and proper, it just doesnt get talked about alot in the west.

>german work ethic
they are lazy as fuck. the things they produce are solid and high quality, but never saw workers that would make a break after 0,5 h of work. except in germany (east germany to be precise, don't know about west)

yep, best kebabs are in germany

Those God damn baby dick cutting grease slurpers!

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Work smart not hard, idiot!

We dont work alot beacuse we get done in half an hour what takes a pole an entire day.

Right kraut literally German jews.

>We don't want you and we don't need you!

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but we hate your for fucking everything up 2 times in a row.

funnier fact:
you had elections this weekend and one of the partys in saxony had the slogan "Mut-Bürger" on their bilboards
>mutt burger

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It wasnt our fucking fault, or grandparents were brainwashed retards who just believed the media. We didnt have fucking technology back then like we do now so we had no way to know that the whole thing was a fucking setup.

Yes, we fought on the wrong side. We can't fucking apologize more than we already have retard.

they are socialist petty micro managing fearful leftwing shit eater embracing climate cult faggots and need to die.

our* grandparents

no, the ones i saw were working long and slowly, they just took a lot of breaks

OP is retarded. The US doesn't regard Germany as anything more than part of the general concept of "Europe." This hyper nationally-conscious internet sphere is restricted to the autistic spergs of Jow Forums and Jow Forums. Ordinary Americans might see a slight distinction with regards to the UK (or as they call it "England") but Germany is just another European country, which we regard as faggy, leftist, socialist, etc. And they see us how everyone sees us.

If anything there's a slight association with "nazis" but I'm pretty sure the average American is actually conscious that this is an unfair stereotype. We're not fighting with each other at all as ordinary citizens. Of course their government is massively at odds with our government right now because they're still pro-EU and globalist while we're at least ostensibly riding the right-wing populist wave. Godspeed AfD.

Oy nigga, wheres you meme posting license `?
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