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>Boris Johnson facing a massive Commons showdown tonight as Remainer MPs try to block No Deal
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7421791/Philip-Hammond-slams-Boris-Johnsons-aggressive-threats-Tory-rebels-ahead-crunch-Brexit-vote.html

>Nigel Farage names his price for election pact with Boris Johnson: No Deal Brexit
thesun.co.uk/news/9851382/nigel-farage-price-election-pact-boris-johnson-no-deal-brexit/

>Election 2019 polls: Tories soar to 11pt lead over Labour but small parties are kingmakers
express.co.uk/news/politics/1173235/general-election-2019-polls-who-will-win-a-general-election-14-october-2019-boris-johnson

>Greggs sues Newcastle pub over burger made from their sausage rolls
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/greggs-sues-over-quirky-pubs-19166608

>Mum arrested in front of her children for 'misgendering' tranny serial litigator
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-front-children-calling-19120272

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Education helps ‘dramatically’ reduce deliberate fire rates in Dundee
eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/education-helps-dramatically-reduce-deliberate-fire-rates-in-dundee/

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I hate this country. I don't care anymore. I'm sick of this. We /acceleration/ now. Vote labour.

karen

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Fuck me think May would of done better in that session

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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I've only been backing Leave to get this sort of chaos going, can we please, please, PLEASE have another GE now?
I want chaos and uncertainty ffs

Based Shropshire

What did they mean by this?

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Fucks sake every time that guy shouts in the background it completely erases my short term memory

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the future prime minister of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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If the election campaign is just boomers shouting about communism I'll vote for Corbs.

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HEARHEAR

Karen posting is inceltier

Shill labour, kill brexit. Chaos comes from upset. As of now, the largest upset comes from the disruption of brexit and a labour government.

Sick of it lads. Want my bird home now to cook some sausage and chips

>I
>Me me me
Why are MPs so narcissistic?

Flat pack the lot of em

'haha i draw shit-disgusting cartoons that totally don't reflect my soul at all or anything, how will bojo ever recover?'

For me, it's Angela Rayner

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I totally would partake in a threesome with Jess Phillips and Angela Raynor

I could suck on them milky balloons all day

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karenposting is older than you, you stupid nonce cunt

I forget Liz is an active Parliamentarian. I just think of her as herself on TW.

gave your bird some sausage earlier today lad haha

Nazis and shit innit?

Shit drawing though, if it weren't for the title it wouldn't have made sense

Isn't Diane Abbot the candidate for benefits for rising gamers and neets?

"Traitors to the east, traitors to the west, traitors in the north and traitors in the south. Whatever stands in our way, we will defeat it"- Boris Johnson

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Imagine having no job and using your neetbucks to travel to london and wave flags about while dressed like a mong

all the women in parliament are fucking stupid cunts

She’s too busy with my greasy saveloy

How do we stop brexit lads

Allowing women to vote was a mistake

Imagine if the Lib Dems get torn apart by Swinson welcoming social conservative Tory MPs

Doubt it. Shes not a fan of people of uh.. 'your sort'

Sort yourself out, lad.

HERE I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU

chuka and now this cunt, it's like a holding pen for shit MPs

nonce
The worst thing Hitler ever did was introduce Hitler into political discourse

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Let the next 40 minutes pass.

ELEPHANTS ARE DYING OUT

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Realistically we should imprison them pending investigation.

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missed it..

>Getting this rage induced and defensive over jap cartoons
Have sex

non muslims?

>tfw it's midday and you've only had a bowl of cereal

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I'm on a quick break - anything happened with Brexit yet?

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>that pic
wew. It isn't 2016 anymore lad. The flag on the plane should be UK, the pilot UK, and the wojak UK

The flags need swapped around and brexit written on the plane

Shill alt parties to conservatives to kill the Tories
Shill Labour to liberals to accelerate the inevitable Blairite/Corbynite split

why don't we just war it out like the old days? raise your armies and we will meet on parliament square and the devil take the hindmost

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simmering

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Its over

It's all a fakin disgrace

Non-anglos. Shes very racist. I love her i do.

Based goose.

If the rebels vote to extend the deadline it gives Boris ammunition in the election that the remainers have hijacked the referendum, that the speaker is biased, that many Labour MPs are going against their constituents, and turn attention away from the prorogation. He can also deselect all the Remainer conservatives. More constiuencies voted leave than remain.

If the rebels also vote to block an election it gives Boris ammunition again that the remainers don't really believe in democracy because they're refusing to allow a GE.

Remainers are cornered, the plan is working. If they vote to extend the deadline they'll have to vote for a GE where most Labour and Conservative remainers will get wiped the fuck out.

It's the best way. There are no brakes on this train, we can only accelerate our approach to the end.

faggots

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>Shes very racist
bit rude tbqh

>H-Heh I'm not angry you are
?

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>The right honorable gentleman opposite
kek

AHHH, I make £2000 a month but I need a part time job otherwise I will have to register as self employed and pay more taxes

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What's Tim doing on the mental ward right now?

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pulling the strings

Nah lol, Brexit Party will just split the seething gammon vote in a load of key marginals.

The absolute fucking STATE of this country

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wanking

MORE LIKE 39BN POUNDS

Move to a tax haven

Reminder that the Johnson Cabinet doesn't care about Brexit, but only about using Brexit as a carte blanche to turn the UK into a Singaporean hellscape with millions of new migrants, you working for 3 quid an hour 10 hours a day in your Amazon cage along with Abdul and Mbungu, and the death of the nation's ethnic and cultural identity. But hey, at least cannabis will be legal to help alleviate the tedium!

Tim hasn't posted today. I'm actually quite worried. Where's he ended up?

screaming

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this is a face i could trust to make good decisions

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Tim is an allegory for Brexit and the decline of the UK. I worked it out, its performance art

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What do you do?

What video is the original pic of him from? I want to see him scream

I might finally get a job that way

So the same with drugs?
Nice

It's getting to the point where we say one thing, and the people in charge do the opposite.
I wonder how many of the (((MPs))) have vested interests in Remain/EU

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Boris has one option here which is to ignore anything parliament try to push through and force them to have a vote of no confidence. They're giving the tories a 70% chance of a majority if he dithers he seems weak and loses ground to Farage.

The GE will guarantee no deal and Farage will stand down and tell his base to back boris.

Boris and Farage Rule. Glorious.

nice

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Just found out im off work til saturday lads. Chuffed to say the least.

I don't make enough to move to a tax haven sadly
YT channel

Yeah and the sky is blue, what of it?

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I thought the future of UK was caliphate?

Kay Burley needs a kick in the cunt.

he's been sectioned

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this

this
I saw some twitterfag hyping up the fact that farage would stand down if boris committed to no deal, but his whole current shtick is
>we don't want no deal but we'll take it over shitty deals
so it's still irrelevant

Legit?

So redpill me on tonight's vote? When is it? If it passes are we fucked?

Cannabis isn't haram

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Expect a knock at the door and a visit from the police

not a single angry bone in my body, lad

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General election which tories should win if they purge the Remain MPs and ally with TBP

if london was singapore on thames then all the pakis would get regular canings for being cunts