Brit/pol/ - The people vs parliament Edition

parliamentlive.tv/Commons

>Commons Showdown Ongoing: Boris Johnson loses majority after Tory rebel quits mid-speech to join Lib Dems
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7423203/Ex-minister-Phillip-Lee-defects-Tories-Lib-Dems-Brexit.html

>Nigel Farage names his price for election pact with Boris Johnson: No Deal Brexit
thesun.co.uk/news/9851382/nigel-farage-price-election-pact-boris-johnson-no-deal-brexit/

>Election 2019 polls: Tories soar to 11pt lead over Labour but small parties are kingmakers
express.co.uk/news/politics/1173235/general-election-2019-polls-who-will-win-a-general-election-14-october-2019-boris-johnson

>Greggs sues Newcastle pub over burger made from their sausage rolls
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/greggs-sues-over-quirky-pubs-19166608

>Mum arrested in front of her children for 'misgendering' tranny serial litigator
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-front-children-calling-19120272

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Emergency services called to Binfire in Lowestoft
lowestoftjournal.co.uk/news/hamilton-road-lowestoft-bin-fire-1-6250608

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First for Space Raiders

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Looking forward to the chaos whatever happens. Please drive down house prices so mummy can sign over one of her properties to me without incurring any capital gains tax.

You only pay that if she does within 7 years of you getting house.

hot takes thus far?

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No that's inheritance tax. She has to pay capital gains tax no matter what, unless the asset is worth less than she bought it for. You get ~£11,000 per year relief but house prices have gone up too much so she is still liable for a big bill unless house prices go down.

Remainers are in chaos. The LibDems will never back Corbyn, shit, half the PLP doesn't even want him.
If Boris can ride this out, we get No Deal on All Hallows.

so nothing changes and the expected outcome will actually be the outcome instead of speculation? nothing that's transpired over the last weeks/months makes a deal more likely? i've not paid attention as you can probably tell..

>so nothing changes
this, just this

I vote Leave.

Leave the secure facility that is.

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I vote remain.

Remain in the flat with the bears that is.

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Can we 5/11 these cunts already?

It's over.

By 2030 50% of all children will be invaders. 30% of all people will be invaders. Native population collapses at 2% a year and all growth in the past few decades has been 100% invaders. As we slip below 60-70% native in THE NEXT TEN YEARS we will lose control over our own democracy.

It's over. The Jew has won. The British are annihilated and soon the UK will be Afro-Islamic cattle state, forever...

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>School teacher sacked after school discovers his past life as Devvo
thesun.co.uk/news/9676850/teacher-sacked-foul-mouthed-youtube-rapper-mc-devvo/

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Can we just get rid of the monarchy after Liz dies

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I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THINGS TO GET REALLY BAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEBT TRAP
DEBT TRAP
DEBT TRAP
DEBT TRAP
DEBT TRAP
SEVERAL TRILLION IN DEBT HAHAHAHA

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no

express.co.uk/news/weird/1070934/atlantis-uncovered-8000-year-old-ancient-city-doggerland-british-spt

WE

WUZ

ATLANTEANS

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>>School teacher sacked after school discovers his past life as Devvo

wew lads, Britain is truly gone

would

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I always find it funny as fuck this crying over MUH PROROGUE when it's in conference season. They're barely in the House at this time anyway.

why not, its an obscure and archaic system

Why not now then? She's pretty worthless.

Fuck off yank

I'll get rid of you, you twat

People like the Queen as a person I guess

>Billie Ailish nudes leaked

YES

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Not an argument.

faked image

can you imagine letting remoaners playing fair?

if your right then this will indeed be a long night....maybe even a few ne new cars.

disgusting

i actually respect boris he is straight up admitting that the EU don't want to give us a deal and being honest as opposed to that complete fool and liar theresa may

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>scottish hairlines

JUST

ITS NOT OVER
its not over

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Literally who?

>It would make perfect sense that the worlds once greatest City would become the British people after its destruction. That makes the UK possibly a protected area of important historical significance. We must stop migration immediately to protect this greatness. We should start an immediate investigation. It could explain why the English have always been so superior to the rest of the world and help explain why the elitist global organisations and traitors in parliament have spent the last 20 years trying to wipe the country off the map.

Express comment on doggerland being atlantis

Mogg is so much fun.

yes, they were judged by god to be unworthy.

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Fuck off

Not an argument. If you want to understand its constitutional and cultural importance red Burke. I'm here for memes not MONGS

>people vs Parliament
Oh shut up you stupid cunt.

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Yes it is, it's overly complicated and unnecessary, along with a bunch of retarded rules. See the rules about a golden mace holding the soul of the queen and parliament cannot do anything if that mace isn't on the table

I love this shit. Your politics are amazing

Retard

>really basic-looking coal-burning art hoe
What's so special?

That shit tore my arse up hard baka

Brexiteers should be exploiting more the undeniable fact that it will primarily due to EU machinations that the hard Irish border will be imposed in the case of no deal.

he's right yuno

Link?

Reminder that any Tory MP that votes against the government OR abstains tonight will lose the whip and be deselected from the Tory party.

This. Fuck U.S. politics, which was only interesting when Trump was running for office.

She gave me a stiffy in puregym

she's right you know

this is a win win situation for BoJo tbqh

refute me.

>Ken Clarke speaking
fuck right off

google billie eilish age

>17 years of age

Careful now

I was tricking yous because she's under 18

nonces caught baz, take 'em in

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>not pre-oiling

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It's not difficult to get an arthoe's clothes off irl mate

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Oh yeah because they’re really going to deselect Ken Clarke. Wind your neck in, fucking armchair politician cunt.

They are also going on about norferners finding doggerland artifacts

I love how the other side laughs as loud as they can when they think someones says something stupid

Mogg mogging the lot

>Implying ANYONE wants to take hidious people like JRM seriously
No one wants to listen to a man who's stuck in the 18th century

fat red chino man is speaking

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mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-front-children-calling-19120272

Is that legit?
Like what the fuck has happened to our country?
I was sort of hoping it was all just a meme.

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Cringe.

why do they assume we will put a wall up, it be the eu that will do it not us

nonce

>Grieve speaking now

Thanks it's true isn't it.

(Only thing that compares in level of banter is the Canadian parliament believe it or not.)

>satnav takes me on a detour through narrow country roads

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she's not basic at all. quite alternative actually

>there are no tories or brexiteers from scotland or wales
nani?

Why does anyone care what happens in Parliament tonight if Boris can just ignore it?

Not watching stream, whats happening lads?

One step closer to a united Ireland. DUP on suicide watch

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>catch nonsiz
>Iz cawed a nonce

it wassun suppose t' be loik this

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The EU has always been intransigent as was May. It was a sham.

Bluepilled as fuck

GRIEVE #REKT

A list of traitors will be useful. In Minecraft.

it's all a larp. we're never leaving

He can technically ignore it just like the queen can technically declare war on Norway. Doesn't mean he ACTUALLY can

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I saw Boris Johnson at a supermarket in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a dick and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like sixteen cans of Vimto in his arms without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.

I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

youtu.be/93Z2mTFebV0

watch and find out, sweety

I expect a lot of people will shill for it when she dies
Still think it will carry on for a bit longer though

Britain Elects
@britainelects
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 35% (+2)
LAB: 25% (+3)
LDEM: 16% (-5)
BREX: 11% (-1)
GRN: 7% (-)
UKIP: 1% (+1)

via
@YouGov
, 2 - 3 Sep
Chgs. w/ 29 Aug

corbyn shat on the mace

They cry bloody murder yet won't give up their 3-day weekends.... hmmm

>LDEM: 16% (-5)

the lee effect.