HOLY SHIT PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!!

All we have to do to solve the undocumented migrant issue is.... TO GIVE THEM DOCUMENTS

THIS BITCH IS A GENIUS

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>All we have to do to solve the undocumented migrant issue is.... TO GIVE THEM DOCUMENTS

Yeah? This is the solution. Your counterargument, please?

Does anyone else think she would completely drain your balls in bed?

Documentation is offered to people who come in legally, not illegally.

No way this tweet is real unless she is a complete idiot.

shoot them

Also, why don't we just stop having flu? When you think about it, is it worth the day off, to puke all day, miserably? And, while we're at it....gas! Why bother?

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nah she the type that forgets to wipe

We could stop murder too by making it legal.

How has no one before thought that to eliminate murder all you have to do is stop making it a crime. Pure Genius.

AOC just goes to show how ineffective the Right has been at preventing the Overton Window from shifting left. Just ten years ago, someone like AOC would've been called a fucking idiot even by her own party, now she's the spiritual head of the party.

The only way to lower the amount of criminals we have is to stop calling them criminals. Check mate.

This is unronically what weedheads propose to do about weed though

If you are homeless, just buy a house. Duh?

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Does this include documents for criminals ? What a fucking witch

All we have to do about the mass shooting problem is to make murder LEGAL. EZ PZ.

>Documentation is offered to people who come in legally, not illegally.

Seeking asylum is not illegal.
Just give them documentation.

its illegal to cross into America without using a port of entry checkpoint. If anyone could just walk in and get documentation, whats the point of borders? It would create an incentive for everyone to just go to America because they would all expect to be given documentation and residency just by entering the country

allahu ackbar, pigfucker

>murder rates are too high
>legalise murder
>suddenly, murder numbers fall to zero
Absolutely based.

>If people are actually concerned about burglaries, the clear solution is to make burglary legal. Things will be much safer once burglars don't have to worry about their victims defended themselves or the police coming after them.

there are lots of different types of "document" user.

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Based :^)

Well yea, the right doesn't have any real presence in any mainstream medium

Well, it would come with the advantages of being able to monitor them. But I'd rather just not let them in at all.

They're going to go down this path with blacks sooner rather than later

You don't welcome people into the family if the first thing they do is brake the house's rules.

Documents that say you have to go back.

Welcome to the party, pal.

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..... No fucking way.

Seeking asylum and being granted asylum are different things for one.
Also "asylum" classification requires some pretty specific criteria. Most obvious being that the asylum seeker comes from a country that is in a state of open warfare and they can't just hop accross multiple countries (like Mexico) just so they can find peace in a more developed country like the US or Canada.
Poverty is not grounds for asylum.

>Asylum

that's not what's going on you dumb bitch

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>No fucking way
You are right. She never said it.
Not sure if right wing is false flagging to enforce their narrative, or if left wing is false flagging to deliberately trick right wingers into being caught posting fake shit.

>let's make our society completely unsustainable by allowing every shitskin in the world to come in and claim gibz

Worked real well for Europe since WW2

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Is this real?

>Seeking asylum is not illegal.
Just when I think "ok that's it, I can't physically hate jews anymore than this" one of you fuckers goes and helps me bust through that ceiling

>Sole goal of exclusion
I'd like to see her invite Washington's homeless into her apartment. Why would she exclude people in need?

I want to see her name every law changed today for "exclusion"

I hate her so much. I hate her policy so much. Why is she elected

Borders?
What's up with that?

>Seeking Asylum
From fellow trash like them? It shouldn't be legal.

I don't know why they think it's a universal human right to live in this country. Yes legal immigration is not easy, and that's a good thing.

Asylum for what? They are not at war

you just KNOW she would be wild in the sack

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How could we have forgotten to give them proper documentation and citizenship while they were illegally sneaking into our country??? Oopsie, this one's one us!!

thankfully not

I'd love to take these puppies for a ride. Imagine her boob sweat gliding all over your dick

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Get help

good head, but otherwise dead fish

It's mind boggling how they expect whites to treat them better than their own people do. Literally running from violence from their own race and call whitey racist when they don't immediately go full Communism.

get laid, loser.

nah you know she'd be twerkin up on that dick. The moans would be heavenly

Boomers love that shit but this AOC material lays it on so thick I can't tell anymore

Lets just invade mexico kill all cartels get some cia glow in the darks to wipe out mexicos goverment and replace them with people that arent corrupt or just annex mexico to america and keep all the browns there. Steal all of mexicos money and gib browns some gibs to keep them out. But of course the kikes would stop that so there is no soultion. Anyone of these liberals or cuckservatives dont talk about one thing and that is making mexico not a shithole. A liberal says they care about mexicans but it is interesting no side has any concern for how these countries are the main reason for our illegal immigrate problem.

>All we have to do to solve the undocumented migrant issue is.... TO GIVE THEM DOCUMENTS

Why didn't anyone else other than a demonRat think of that?

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>Be a European or anyone else wanting to live in America
>immigrate
>have to wait for half a year-year for your documents to be processed
>finally the day comes when you can be an American citizen
>"Nah sorry friend you have to wait another 5 years because we have to give Pedro and his 5 children and familia papers first"

Makes sense
Its an administrative violation for lack of papers
Thats why ICE lacks even the standard 24 detainment department of energy has

>t.

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imagine cutting a hole in that shirt right under the boobs and going to fucking town. Titty sucking, titty fucking, you name it.

stay pressed lil nigga

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>homeless aren't problem, just give them money!
>robbers aren't problem, just give them free things!
>rapists aren't problem, just give them free women!

>Seeking asylum and being granted asylum are different things for one.

Yes, but they'll still need documentation stating such.

The easiest solution for all of this immigration bullshit is to start holding the employers criminally liable, in addition to fines.

1st offense: 2 years prison (eligible for parole after 12 mths served), $50k fine
2nd offense: felony, 5-10 years prison, $250k fine

Imagine this illegal immigrant problem will disappear quickly if those who employ them can face prison time for doing so.

Oh yeah! She’s definitely a whore in the sack! And maybe that’s just what she needs to shut her up?

I’m actually not gonna lie, I’d bang the fucking tits off of her! But I’m extremely embarrassed that she graduated from the same college as I did!

yeaa u got it excited boomer bro. Her and Clinton both have the same vibe. Need a drink and a hard dicking, relax those muscles.

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She's making that shit up. The rules dont "change every day" in order to exclude people. She is a dumb cunt.
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deportation orders are documents

I agree to an extent, give them documentation and tax them just like everyone else, but here's the catch if your entry to the U.S. is unlawful you can never apply for citizenship, no voting rights or social benefits. Also this But this is all too simple and you can't issue new debt to white America that is not producing goyim for the killing floor, this is clownworld after all...

>get pulled over for speeding
>dont have license
>have multiple assault rifles in back seat
>no registrations for them
>5 point buck carcass in bed of pickup
>no hunting tags
"Good afternoon sir, it appears you were speeding without a license, registration, or insurance while illegally in posession of firearms with an illegal buck in your posession. Let me just get you some paperwork to make this all legal and you can be on your way"

You seriously this retarded?

Most of illegals are ones that overstayed their visas, so don't they already have some sort of documentation?

I bet she thinks she is so hot shit that all she has to do is lie there and make you do all the work.

>stay pressed lil nigga
I don't speak niggerisms

All immigrants get documentation when they enter the country legally. The entire point of illegal immigration is to avoid getting documented

Absolutely! I’d fucking destroy every hole she has! I graduated BU nine years after she was born, but I’d still slam it!

shall i translate to incelese for you, sire?

the documentation says they need to fuck off

>tfw no documentation

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hell yeah brother. she's a fox

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I’m as conservative as they come, but she can take a ride on my “D” train anytime!

Based, she’s trying to trigger more incels

Accelerate this bad boi

>asylum
ho shit I didn't realize my country is at war let me get my machete and sombrero

you can tell from this photo that she has saggy tits

Get the fuck out, faggot.

She’s definitely one of two ways in the sack, either she’s a complete fucking animal and would let you use her however the hell you want, or she just lays there and does nothing. Either way who gives a shit as long as you’re getting off!

Go fuck yourself.

wordd bro

Then I'd suck em deep like a couple grapes

kys

Is the US for fucking real? I thought our politicians were a joke, but I think the us is far worse.

>All we have to do to solve the undocumented migrant issue is.... SEND THEM TO CANADA
Ftfy

Any jackass in America can become a politician, but then again we have the ability to throw them out. So we get some real fucking characters from time to time!

Trump could do that and she's still find a reason to bitch.

the gift that keeps giving

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HAND OVER THE DOCUMENTS Jow Forums

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>seeking asylum
Will never be exploited.

>shit in the kitchen and JUST CALL IT FOOD...
problem solved!

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"Seeking Asylum" in 2019 means "I want to immigrate to America but I don't want to wait and know I wont be granted legal permission to enter"

That is literally an offer made to the dreamers and they prefer to remain illegal.

why isn't she daed yit

Inclusion/exclusion is the point of a border and a nation. If you can’t ‘exclude’ you pretty much have anarchy.

>I wish to seek aslylum from having to live among my own shitty people and IT IS MY RIGHT to leech off a safe white country.

lol