Brit/pol/ - M O G G W A V E ~ E D I T I O N

parliamentlive.tv/Commons

>Boris Johnson prepares to force snap election if he loses control of Commons in tonight's vote
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7423203/Ex-minister-Phillip-Lee-defects-Tories-Lib-Dems-Brexit.html

>Nigel Farage names his price for election pact with Boris Johnson: No Deal Brexit
thesun.co.uk/news/9851382/nigel-farage-price-election-pact-boris-johnson-no-deal-brexit/

>Election 2019 polls: Tories soar to 11pt lead over Labour but small parties are kingmakers
express.co.uk/news/politics/1173235/general-election-2019-polls-who-will-win-a-general-election-14-october-2019-boris-johnson

>Greggs sues Newcastle pub over burger made from their sausage rolls
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/greggs-sues-over-quirky-pubs-19166608

>Mum arrested in front of her children for 'misgendering' tranny serial litigator
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-arrested-front-children-calling-19120272

>Psychotic seagull vomits and shits on TV star's car after failed sandwich mugging
theargus.co.uk/news/17862363.psychotic-seagull-vomits-s-ts-tv-stars-car-failed-sandwich-mugging/

>Emergency services called to Binfire in Lowestoft
lowestoftjournal.co.uk/news/hamilton-road-lowestoft-bin-fire-1-6250608

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T H E M E
youtube.com/watch?v=4u5l35v13TY

brexit cancelled.

what a fucking unit

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Mogg approval ratings up 33% in the last few minutes

BASED MOGG WAVE.

twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1168958732786683904

Jezza's Momentum rent a mob have been mobilised, hope Boris and Dominic send SO-19 to round up the cunts.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 35% (+2)
LAB: 25% (+3)
LDEM: 16% (-5)
BREX: 11% (-1)
GRN: 7% (-)
UKIP: 1% (+1)

via @YouGov, 2 - 3 Sep
Chgs. w/ 29 Aug

JUST DO THE VOTE ALREADY I'M SO CUNTING BORED

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SYNTH MOGG

it will forever be extended thank theresa may for cucking david davis in negotiations and ceding complete control to juncker

dont they have jobs?

lol

Just had a wank and then a shower. My confidence in Based autist Dominic Cummings having a plan is restored

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transform a snack is more interesting than brexit

voting in favour of?

>overwhelmingly
I mean, not really.

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=rAqKddYz9F8

has BXP mobilized them 2 based autists with brexit placards ?

Lewis Goodall, one of the most biased journalists of them all, so the BBC hire him

>tfw it's midday and you've been fed nothing but a single bowl of cereal

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>muh Scotland
>muh Scotland
>muh Scotland

Fuck this William Wallace cunt.

ITS NOT OVER
its not over

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In the bowels of christ pray that you're mistaken you retarded fucking jock

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>stand up forb scotland's interests
this is about the UK you buffoon

When is the vote actually due for ffs

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Would run them all clear over in a transit

>Stephen Doughty

Stephen Doughy more like. What's with all these fat lefties who speak so ineloquently?

Having a retarded mutt kid is literally the only thing keeping her relevant in any way

If Scotland really want Independence, why can't they just give the English the vote?

>dont they have jobs?
mostly teachers and journalists

Mogg is the Tories version of Benn, fucking love him

It's time to admit it.......... he won.

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Jacob Rees MONG

>WE SERVE THE PEOPLE OF SCOTLAND
>MUH WILL OF SCOTTISH PEOPLE

Gods they don't even have a straight talking point

i want them dead lads

i want them all dead.

If UK really want to Leave, why can't they just give the EU the vote?

Tories need to sort there house out. Otherwise Nigel gunna be the new pm in next ge

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lmao of course, they probably work in such fine industries as charities, yoof outreach centres, diversity officers and vegan onions cafe owners.

Can these cunts stop with the tag team fellatio?

This is excellent.

someone needs to pinch his hat

>mostly teachers
school in morning

honestly must be depressing being a teacher

>twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1168958732786683904
starting to miss a truck of peace.

fuck scotland forever more. we'll keep northern ireland, you sweaty cunts can fuck off back to europe anytime you want.

>hey gurls

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>btfo
what the fuck happened here?

BASED SCOTS

I'll pinch something of yours ;)

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An English independence vote is long overdue. it's time for English parliament, English independence and a codified English constitution guaranteeing rights that these traitorous parliamentary Marxist fuckers cannot take away whenever they feel like it, and rebuild that fucking wall up there

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>Chris Leslie
zzzzzzzzzzzz

Jaayden Half-Nogg

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Dwight Yorke's kid, although I believe he doesnt see him.

>implying you have a choice
Northern Ireland will be gone in about 10 years m8

they did.
english immigrants in scotland voted to stay.

i'm checking the news for the first time today.
would one of you lads be so kind as to give me a quick rundown of what happened in parliament? headlines just say Boris lost the paliamentary majority after a defection. what actually happened / is likely to happen?

Why's Benjamin Zephaniah behind Corbyn

SORT IT OUT LADS AGHHHHH

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Are you surprised? Who would want a mong half nog?

Ian blackford is suck a fucking cuck. What a waste of man.

Scottish 'independence' has been a complete meme since the 10th century everyone knows it. Are they going to adopt a different foreign policy to England? We'll just have to annex them again.

Max (Free Thinker)
@max_thinker
51s51 seconds ago

I may need to turn this off for a couple of hours, these communist idiots are winding me up with all the repetition and nonsensical scare stories. This isn’t a debate! The outcome of this has already been decided @BorisJohnson bring on the GE #ParliamentReturns #HouseOfCommons

>9 guns
now I know why they lost

I fail to see the significance of when Mogg learned about prorogation. This is hardly a significant political point.

OK, brit bong, looking at French news right now.
>Boris looses majority in assembly
What does it matter when he's suspending it for 5 weeks?

>I'll pinch something of yours ;)

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>33%
That all?

would rather have those crazy fucks for 10 more years than these weak cunts north of the border. fucking SNP need fucking roped. all of them.

Prince Harry

It has been hidden away but I think the reason she ran off to Turkey and had a breakdown the past week is when she realized that Harvey has more musical talent than her despite his autism. He really can play the piano. Video in article - classicfm.com/music-news/katie-price-son-harvey-play-piano-autism/

>we have a mandate from the 2016 Scottish election
what does that have to do with national parliament you daft cunt

A mandate?

You didn't campaign on that you cuntbag.

it matters nought

Hybrid vigour

In theory it should collapse the government because he doesn't have a parlimentary majority.

But everyone hates Corbyn just as much as the Tories so nobody dares call a no confidence vote, in case Corbyn becomes PM

what is the realistic outcome of a general election?
hung parliament amounting to Labour/LD/SNP desperate to make a majority?

I think they should bring out a shenmue style Katy price action adventure game

>100% employment being in the EU
>no job was ever lost being in the EU
>no one uses food banks being in the EU
>never had a recession being in the EU
>no money ever wasted being in the EU
>no poverty being in the EU

kek, being led by disgusting turds. shut them down and take the parliament off them and send that Scottish fuck back to fucking Scotland

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Might go up London and stab the fuck out of that Europe faggot, with the euro hat, wear a full burka and be on boris pedal bike

say when....

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>Country before party

You don't have a real party you daft cow.

STOB BREGGSIT!

Bill introduced by Oliver Letwin... guess his religious background?

The speaker who allowed this very dubious motion - guess his religious background?

I'm not a big one for conspiracies about a certain religion but I thought you guys might enjoy.....

>classicfm.com/music-news/katie-price-son-harvey-play-piano-autism/
Holy shit, he's some kind of autistic piano genius. He's blind too.

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Who /watchingfromPortcullis/ here?

OH NO, NOT THE DISRESPECTED SCOTS

Labour minority government with SNP confidence and supply in exchange for another independence referendum and giving them 20 bajillion quid

mogg is such a boring cunt

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>snp
>wants to remain european nation
fuckinell jock, youre already 90%+ white

Yep, I'll never understand your shit.
If you're looking for a culprit, you should blame the Queen.

I desperately want a full blooded race war but it's never going to happen

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General election coming which will basically be leave vs remain referendum 2. Remains gonna edge it fuckers. It’ll all have been for shit.

LMAO Mogg has left the room and now we're left with the butthurts reeling from the scars

Tim
@Tim_TVOT
42s43 seconds ago
Replying to @HHepplewhite

We are a patient people but when we’ve had enough we’ve had enough a fear they will unleash the sleeping elephant #HouseOfCommons be careful, the end game is near

(bot, 74 followers)

Suspend parliment, suspend them all

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>YouGov
So Labour and Tories are pretty much neck and neck.

So when do we rebuild Hadrian's Wall?

Can't recall the last time English politics was this interesting.