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kek

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how exactly does borris get rid of defected tories?

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with an election

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>how exactly does borris get rid of defected tories?

De-select them.
They're no longer allowed to run as Tories
This makes them "forced independents".

what a mong

They are kicked out of the party, forced to be independent. In the next election, they can't run as Tories and will lose their seat to whoever Boris replaces them with.

Hi bongs

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BREXIT CANCELLED
BRITKEKS COPING

some oil drums and a shitload of acid

the royal bear disembowels them

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S E E T H I N G

How's the wall going m8?

in all seriousness
assuming an election doesnt happen.
what happends next.

>BREXIT CANCELLED
>BRITKEKS COPING

Shut up and learn:
Trump could have done this with the Flakes and Ryans of his party but didn't.

>Timmy sectioned
>Brexit cancelled (again)
It's been a shit week so far lads.

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ohnohonohnohono imagine having a kek for a pm lol

>corbyn does stand up

what the hell ?

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>assuming an election doesnt happen.

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He is a joke after all

Come on Boris, go full Machiavelli, tell them you'll do the GE on 14th October then when they vote for it move it to after 31st.

Don't go down in history as a failed 2 month PM.

Not one negative reply in sight. Guess they've got their algorithms tuned and all wrong think off the platform

MIGA

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We agree to officially change the calendar so October 31st doesn't exist, meaning we can never reach the forced date for leaving.

Are you ready to be the 51st state?

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well that's pumpkin sellers fucked

>twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1168941871118393345
corbyn is hilarious wherever he goes.

Corbyn won't win. This is good, things are advancing very smoothly. Every injury against the working class pushes them further and further into accepting revolution.

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Can't wait till he gets his shit pushed in during the election, then gets couped by Blairites.

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What do you mean 'assuming an election doesn't happen'? An election is going to happen because there is no alternative. Either it happens via legislation or it precipitates from a confidence motion.

Did the LibDems and SNP say they're in favour of a general election?
If Labour voted against it but Con + LD + SNP voted for it, would it pass?

yes

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Brexit is better than Netflix. I love Brexit. And what I love most is that after all the drama is said and done, the EU is dead.

Daily reminder that Timmy lost his entire life because he wanked on camera meanwhile thousands of worthless sluts of both genders get paid unimaginable amounts and make their fortune doing the exact same thing.


Let that sink in.

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>thinking yeeting traitors out of the party and calling an election is a cuck move
Absolute lol

Hi Mason

>in all seriousness
>assuming an election doesnt happen.
>what happends next.


They force a bill through the commons.
Boris sits on it past 10/31 before passing to off for royal assent.
"Pocket Veto" - UK Style.

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Imagine relishing becoming the Vassal state of the nation who destroyed you

Boris Johnson is a turk ad nigel farage is some hapa. Both a mutts. At least Trump is white

we've got next election in the bag, and we've softened in syria

we're in a much better position than we were in 2016. everything is going well, plus white birthrates have increased and libtards are still butthurt

does Prince Pedo support Brexit?

the tories are as good as gone

>Trump is white

kek

>implying we haven't been since 1939

might as well get the extra rights and GUNS that come with being a state

He's not getting coup'd because he's entitled to stand in any subsequent leadership election and momentum will reelect him because they're the overwhelming majority of Labour members

JRM didn't vote to hand house business over to the opposition. It is effectively a no confidence vote in your own government, and Boris explicitly said it'd be treated as such. It's about time these collaborators were purged from the party so they can stop fucking things up from the inside. Just fuck off to the Lib Dems and electoral irrelevancy.

That's an impressive knowledge of history

Also, 75 years after WWII, the U.K. is finally on the cusp of throwing off German rule. Unironically

Take a guess

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you blind?

Depends. Normies looking at the hassle it has been for UK to leave will think "fuck it, its not worth it". EU will only die if - and God damn I hope this happens - UK gains a massive amount of prosperity after their exit.

>both genders
>Let that sink in.

we know its only girls.
what are you implying?
Are they going to diddle him?

Well they've been stripped off the whip so they're already out.

ah yes, my favourite clip before i knew he was an overt lefty tosser

I can just imagine Peter naming his son 'Pumpkin'

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Phil isn't a pedo you absolute sconner, he's talking about Andrew

I doubt it... this was a strong move from Ataturk.

Phil was the one in the OP so I assumed a yank knew no better

>pic
based.

The scots, Lib dems, rebels, and labour could form a majority though. If they demand a 2nd referendum they can probably get 1 year or more delay from the EU cucks.

thats actaully fucking based and redpilled.

why ARE they letting this happen to us.
cant they see we are fucked?

Hello brit friends, how are the normies and NPCs in UK feeling about brexit nowadays? Has apathy and "let's just get this fucking shit done with" set in yet because then Boris is defo on the right path or are there still strong feelings of remain?

globalists

they think its covert fash

THE BREXIT HARDMAN

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men literally wank on camera for money mate
you could do it if you weren't an ugly incel

which timmy

even better, another devisive leaders election which drives more away after Count Corbyn rises again.

That's only scratching the surface of good old Phil

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>The scots, Lib dems, rebels, and labour could form a majority though

fucking hell how many beers have you had?

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Zzzz of course everything is fash nowadays.

Now, that's a front page.

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ive never seen that in my life
probably because i m not gay.

Popular guy.
Has a Timmy for Dummies been published yet?

BIG STEVE

Remember to vote Yorkshire Party to have an independent Yorkshire free from Jewish tyranny.

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exactly.

>The scots, Lib dems, rebels, and labour could form a majority though. If they demand a 2nd referendum they can probably get 1 year or more delay from the EU cucks.
The problem for Labour here is that the Lib Dems and SNP are explicitly campaigning to stay in the EU while Labour is only campaigning to kick the can down the road. If a GE is called then Labour will have to campaign to be full remain or they will lose their remain votes to the Lib Dems. It's quite a bind they are in.

Is this real life?

front page of chaturbate has them all the time. go on mate have a peek, it's not gay if you're only looking

Governed from Leeds

They don't get along? I'm not a britbong

THE BREXIT GEEZER

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That picture is showing the Queen on the same side as Nigel, right?

Except the Queen is apolitical. Nice work you fucking moron.

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Governed from Wakefield.

needs to be promoted to foreign minister or something

But Corbyn never vowed to do that.

Dunno. Brexit has a surprising amount of support from normie burgers. And keep in mind that burgers don’t even realize that a larger world exists. In the balance, I think Brexit May be waking up normies to what globalism really means.

It would be hilarious if they did and seeing their reaction after the 2nd ref comes back with even more brexit votes.

Corbyn will get killed in an election but his bleeding will be to the lib dems.

The Conservatives will bleed some seats too.

We'll end up with a 3-way split between an Lib Dem/Green/SNP coalition, Labour, and Tories, with nobody being able to agree anything once again and probably a 50-50 split between Remain MPs and Leave MPs

>i m not gay.
Bigot!

well his mother's italian

The Queen supports brexit you utter mong

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Gone to shit already, kek

He raised a point of order after the vote and said he won't support an election unless no deal is ruled out first

I hate to break it to you lad but you're the brainlet here
The Queen isn't apolitical, she holds no public opinion which is absolutely not the same thing