What did they mean by this?

possibly aborted niglets

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It's selling the end of many of their industries

it's a stupid gimmick

there is a decent amount of oil, making it unhealthy

but then again, so is a burger

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Shit, human shit

I believe this is a subtle hint to short short short.

I read the article. It just says that Beyond Meat is an easily replicated consumer good. They are the giants now, because they are one of the only publicly traded at the time, but once other companies start to produce similar products, it's stock will plunge.

The author compares it to the Sparkling Water craze, and LaCroix being the giants when they first appeared on scene, but as other companies began producing similar products the stock plunged.

It's not that people stopped drinking Sparkling Water, it's that people started drinking OTHER sparkling water. Same thing is going to happen to Beyond Meat.

It doesn't have to do with what's in the product. Just that it's not going to be the only of it's kind, and it's only a matter of time before the stock collapses.

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bugs

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>What is it "really selling"?
youtube.com/watch?v=yZo2mbbCmKQ

You were warned.

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Some dude compared the ingredients and determined that it is almost identical to dry dog kibble.

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They'll just bend definitions to say it doesn't "cause" cancer. Same with pharmecuticals and their side effects.

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imagine being so much of a brainwashed faggot that you eat this garbage instead of meat

eating meat is pretty fucking gay mate

Dead Palestinians

Is it bugs and onions, that's what kikes want you to eat. Fuck them.

Stop mentioning Onions Green
46 year old movie which promoted the climate change hoax is haram

meat is for faggots

There's literally nothing wrong with eating dog kibble. If it was supposedly unhealthy, why would you feed it to your dog? If anything, there needs to be flavors of kibble marketed directly at humans. It's convenient to have all the nutrients you need bundled together into flavored pellets.

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true

Literal dog and cat food. It's a a bunch of processed plant oil and fibers pressed together.

There is nothing healthy about this shit. It is very, very heavily processed and contains a lot of very shitty fats and binders to keep everything together and giving it texture. It’s akin to saying potato chips and French fries are healthy because they’re vegetable, gluten free, and possibly organic. Stay away. Eat healthy grass fed beef and free range chicken.

>t. low test

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you don't need a dumbshit detector to know you are a massive fuckwit

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A fuck ton of salt.

The irony is people don't wanna eat naturally farmed meat but would rather eat plants that are x100 more times processed than the actual meat they wanna protest against.

It’s to help trigger a pandemic

can vegans eat bugs?

Just because it was in predictive programming written by a pedophile with nasty feet doesn't mean it's a good idea. You know they'd severely limit the nutritional content to intentionally gimp the consumer.

>imagine regurgitating industry memes
>imagine defending being a raging faggot

Nigger the article says their stock will crash like Lacroix's did when other producers get in the market because they're selling a product that isn't specialty or difficult to make, it is a generic good.

>very, very heavily processed
too much process is unhealthy said the crazy person

are you retarded?

Tiny maggots compressed into a patty.

EAT BUGS GOY

gobbling meat is a core tenet of homosexual behaviour fella

undeniable

I actually make my dogs food, but anyway. Enjoy eating animal feed. I would rather eat rice/potatoes/beans/yams/wheat etc that dog kibble. I mean if tha'ts all there was or starve sure.. but it's not.

nobody wants to imagine what your life is like

This.
It's two companies, Beyond Burger and Impossible burger, when conglomerates like McDonalds and so on figure out how simple it is to make "vegan" burgers they'll do it and make it dirt cheap as fuck to produce and they'll bait everyone into buying at and more expensive than normal meat on their menus.

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kek

No, it just removes a lot of the vitamins, minerals, enzymes, and more than likely changes the chemical composition in other ways due to the extreme heat, expelling process, and combinations of various shitty fats.

It’s funny to think about your sparkling water example after getting back from a trip to Italy. They had a huge number of sparkling water companies. I think every meal we had was a different one.

It strips away all the actually healthy shit you dumb retard compared to actually eating what they're putting into it by its self.

noice

Supposedly it is ground up roots of some sort.

What I found interesting though is that these roots apperantly have the same makeup as human blood. Or similar makeup at any rate. Seems to me when you eat that shit you may as well be guzzling down a pint of AB-.

I know a guy that bought the IPO and dectupled his money for it. He got out though. That shit is gonna tank.

what industry meme did i regurgitate? and im clearly against faggots

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>being this retarded

>I don't know what happens when food is mushed into a ball by machines

You're a faggot. Oxygen and heat change molecules, as does time and contact with acids and bases.

The article is about stocks. It's saying that the high stock price is hype because fake meat is easy to make so the company is going to have tons of competition driving its price way down.

Since OP is a massive faggot and doesn't post a link

ancestral-nutrition.com/beyond-meat-is-beyond-unhealthy/

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these things are processed to have a specific nutritional value, this isnt like bleaching flour to make white bread you double digit doofus

see

Total Retard: Masters Training in STEM

>Thank

With it costing nearly $7 for an impossible whopper, (twice that of a normal whopper) I seriously don't see this shit ever becoming popular. Of course I personally don't partake in shit tier food, but the poor, ignorant, tasteless, trashy, lazy fucks that do sure the hell aren't going to favor the high price tag. My best guess is this hype will fizzle out as a flop. We'll see...

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Onions was actually named after that movie.

I won't bother eating the shit, there's no possible way it tastes good without having MSG, and they can fuck off if they think I'm killing myself.
But the company could, in theory, continue to develop new versions of other "meats," to stay relevant. Simply writing it off as "having competition" doesn't really predict what they'll do, or what the market will find more enjoyable.

the impossible whopper is just a whopper

wheat gluten.

The large food conglomerates like Tyson are already working on their own formulas. It's just onions with a shit load of salt, of course it's easy to replicate. Beyond meat and impossible meat basically did all the marketing leg work already, now the big boys can cash in on the craze.

Peas
Beyond meat is mostly Peas

STEM? you mean your mother beat you with a stick for being a retard?
Whatever, heat and oxygen change molecules, especially in regards to nutrients. Your appeal to your asswhipped position isn't an answer to the point.

Nobody is buying this so they’re trying to force it through third party deals. Not exactly subtle
Build your own KFC kid

>ancestral-nutrition.com/beyond-meat-is-beyond-unhealthy/

>ingredient say "pea protein isolate"
>article immediately starts talking about so[y protein

why do flesh eaters think everything is so[y?
peas are not so[ybeans you stupid fucking retards

>MFW I saw some Impossible sausages at the grocery store today while I was buying bacon

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What else do you do for this company?

Yeah. Happy Planet here in BC just came out with a couple new flavours of fruit smoothies with pea protein instead of onions. They're pretty fucking good, actually. I usually drink one of the Banana-Cashew or Chocolate-Coconut ones if I'm hungry but don't want something heavy. I don't drink alcohol at all, and I'm in reasonable shape so I'm not worried about become a fag or growing tits or anything.
happyplanet.com/our-products/banana-cashew-clean-protein-smoothie/

All the new Beyond Meat burgers are is veggie mash with pea protein. Honestly though, this article isn't taking into account what a shitty fucking growing season the US has had this year. Where are they getting all these damned peas from? Is this what's driving the canned food shortages in grocery stores?

silverdoctors.com/headlines/world-news/canned-food-shortages-across-the-united-states-have-begun/

impossible foods is not the same thing a beyond meat
impossible foods is made with so[y, beyond meat is not

nice feet

Carls jr hamburgers are weird. Have you ever looked at the meat in a carls jr hamburger? Its hard to describe. It looks like its got oats mixed in it or something.

Four different posts, four different certainties of what this shit is.

Hopefully it costs all of them big time.

UH OH

impossible foods is not the same thing a beyond meat
impossible foods is made with so[y, beyond meat is not

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guessing no

Alright who gives a shit what your onion bullshit is made of?

take a healthy meal
eat the sides and main dish separately
healthy

put that same shit in a blender and eat it
unhealthy

fucking retard

Forgot to mention maybe its the price of the "burgers" if they are nothing more than moistened dog kibble you could go to the store and buy a 50lb bag for $50 moisten them and make patties in your k-tel packy stacker for like 50 cents a dozen instead of being more expensive than actual beef patties.

possibly. now answer the question, faggot

carls jr beef is mixed with so[y, a lot of non vegan fast food is, check ingredients

Bugs. They're giddy to see the goyim eating bugs en masse

For one of them it's just gmo onions heme. That's literally all it is and ground up plant shit. It's probably the gmo element if it's the same as the other one.

yo onions español
I'm Spanish

Dictionary Pronunciation
yo onions español(yoh onions ehs-pah-nyohl)
PHRASE
1. (general)
I'm Spanish
a. I'm Spanish
Yo onions español. ¿Y tú? - Yo onions colombiano.I'm Spanish. And you? - I'm Colombian.

BEYOND MEAT IS PEOPLE