/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - it's just beginning edition

I'm only hoping for three hurricanes at the same time.

did Dorian betray us?

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>Dorian is literally nothing
>Happening is cancelled
>Weatherwax fucks off back to his tranny shithole

Fuck. I'd hate to be driving on I-4 right now.

twitter.com/NASAJPL/status/1169035864049094656?s=20

NASA floodmap

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Rules for this thread.

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eta on next 'cane?

Like next hurricane or next interesting hurricane that can strike land?

Hey if the kemah guy is here from last thread, Congrats man and welcome to the family. I wouldn't be surprised if we ran into each other one day, or already have haha

So is there forming up anything interesting?

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>cat5
>now cat2
yet again, the weather jew HAARPing it up so they can loot our wallets
reminder that CAT 2 IS NOT EVAC WORTHY, anyone who left has been jewed at the pump, jewed getting groceries, and jewed at the hardware store
fucking retards, man the fuck up and defend your home from getting looted by niggers

We can root for Eight but most likely hes going to fish storm it

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JEFF IS LIVE
>JEFF IS LIVE
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I for one appreciate he hard work of OP. SE Georgia reporting in. Tomorrow and Thursday should be interesting.

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Cat 2 is beer and party worthy. Unless you live north of the mason dixon line, then apparently those light breezes actually cause issues

>stream ends right as I post links
Fuck

>Cocoa Beach pics of the day.

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Well that was short

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, LEAVE THEM ALONE

Got approval from FL Fish and Wildlife to care for and provide a temporary shelter

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Stupid fuckers picking them up. Fuck tourists, go home faggots.

Bullshit.

twitter.com/FrancesRobles/status/1169061782721310720?s=20

Why is the US doing all the work rescuing people? Shouldnt the UK be there? When you factor in hong kong, this, and allowing Trudeau to be PM of Canada the queen is really letting her subjects down.

Kahn should spend less time arguing with trump on twitter and more time organizing resources in london to be sent down there

How many Jow Forumsanons live in Florida?

user...I think that’s illegal. You can not touch the blessed sea turtles ever or you will die by drowning in the shower.

Did you not see

DeLand over here. Just started getting rain.

Probably a lot of people ITT. In this """hurricane""" right now.

This picture makes me irrationally angry. Put him down!

It's dipshit tourists like this causing them to die out.

>just let them die LOOOOOL

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Found the wife's cars from earlier

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Sup

Not that it matters much but the storm IS intensifying again

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Bro, you should eat that

more than a million

everyone in Florida is a Jow Forumstard

Imagine if the eye of a Category 5 hurricane made landfall directly over Jew York City.

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Eight became gabrielle

Can you not read ?
Try calling them yourself if you don't believe me.

sea turtles did just fine with hurricanes before humans. they don't need your help, virgin.

What is this 8 mother fucker gonna do?

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Well I guess you won’t die in the shower now.
Good job for doing the right thing.

I'll even give you my name and address if you want to report me.

>cat 5 hits nyc
>every building is leveled except for trump tower

My bad then man. Appreciate your time and effort. WE DONT TOLERATE NO TURTLE ABUSE UP IN HERE

heres a little raster mappy map for ya anons in the path

if you see your location in the raster (cool colors) its time for you to get the fuck out

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Well the Bahamas basically got wiped off the map so that's something.

mentalfloss.com/article/91594/theres-wire-above-manhattan-youve-probably-never-noticed

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yes

It wasn't even my idea anyways, it was my neighbors, and I've been a FL beach resident for 25 years now.

email?

go to sea, it's what's behind it that's interesting

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Mission 01 into Fernand

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precious child

You stupid mother fucker. Go back to whatever inland shithole you come from.

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Cocoa Beach resident for 25 years honey, see this btw

>wife drives a challenger
>husband drives a matchbox car
lol

Camp lejeune, North Carolina is about to get landfall from Dorian. Everyone else will be spared.

We have the best logistics, hands down.

I broke a chair in a restaurant in cocoa beach when I was 20. Good times.

Well....? I'm waiting

post it here, pussy

lol no

Wife drives the pickup.
Wife's boyfriend drive's the challenger.
He drives the cuckmobile.

They made him park it in the kitchen and sleep it in.

>now a cat 1 hurricane
>still not moving west

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at this point it won’t even be enough to knock over a lawn chair in the state

Give me your email and then you can post it here if you really want to be that big of a faggot.

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possibility it can change direction and hit toronto?

Oh, I did not know they let people do that. Do you guys not have turtle patrol over there? Why didn't they take it?

Sorry, but if you really want to piss of Floridians fuck with our turtles. People here would beat the fucking shit out of you for picking up a baby turtle. Thanks for looking after the little guy.

i'm in cocoa beach. i'd rather beat your dumb virgin ass

i wish that was it user, that way I could just sit at home and be a fat jew.

bros....i hear the thunder....its over for me....

You got any weed?

Jarheads bout to get REKT

yeah but you have to catch an ass beating first for being a virgin

Fuck off ecoterrorist

Some thunder just fongered me in the back seat of my mom's uncle

>i'd rather beat your dumb virgin ass
If you'd really like to give that a try pick a place anywhere in town and I'll meet you there. I'd much rather we be frens though.

>walk to the end of my driveway
>don't even get thrown slightly off balance
I've seen stronger thunderstorms

Lol I've probably gotten more pussy than you ever have.

Anywho I must R E S T.

One thing to keep up though would be the 00z euro and ESPECIALLY the 00z GFS because we will see if there are any changes to the forecast. The last 2 had hurricanes forming pretty soon and just taking a long time to travel across the atlantic and hitting the USA. the 12Z had it hitting Providence and the 18z had it hitting Wilmington so quite a west movement. Just watch the 00z and see if it still has the storm coming and if the path changes and by how much. Cool then you don't need me for the rest of the night.

Let it land in amelia island cmon dorian

the port boat launch tomorrow at 1. dumb pussy virgin

haha, why not now? And I'm not going that far, has to be south of 520.

I'll fight you in the fucking ocean at midnight faggot.

Bro, my girlfriend just named your turtle Sandy

sounds gay

Latest update from LC

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HEAR YE HEAR YE
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE BASED LIL TURTLE TAKEN INTO THE CARE OF BASED BLUE-BUCKET-HURRICANE-SHELTER user IS NAMED "SANDY"