Florida anons keep yourself fed by scouring your local beaches for turtles displaced by the storm.
Ingredients
1-1/3 pounds turtle meat 4-1/2 cups water 2 medium onions 1 bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1-1/4 teaspoons salt 5 tablespoons butter, cubed 1/3 cup all-purpose flour 3 tablespoons tomato puree 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1/3 cup chicken broth 2 hard-boiled large eggs, chopped 1/4 cup lemon juice Chopped fresh parsley, optional
Directions
In a heavy 4-qt. saucepan, bring turtle meat and water to a boil. Skim off foam. Chop 1 onion and set aside. Quarter the other onion; add to saucepan along with bay leaf, cayenne pepper and salt. Cover and simmer for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Remove meat with a slotted spoon and cut into 1/2-in. cubes; set aside. Strain broth and set aside. Rinse and dry saucepan; melt butter over medium-high heat. Cook chopped onion until tender. Add flour; cook and stir until bubbly and lightly browned. Whisk in reserved broth; cook and stir until thickened. Reduce heat; stir in tomato puree and Worcestershire sauce. Simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. Add chicken broth, eggs, lemon juice and meat. Simmer for 5 minutes or until heated through. Garnish with parsley if desired.
nah its cool. keep samefagging. more entertaining than the dorian disappointment.
Aiden Walker
Checked but wrong sadly, I'm just lonely and looking for a fren to talk to right now and during the storm. At least I still have classic WoW until the power goes out (here's to hoping it won't).
Adam Barnes
based fuck these bunny huggers
Jackson Williams
Just make sure you handle the turtle properly and release it back into the ocean asap.
Nolan Walker
DORIAN is going straight up the Chesapeake
Jack Ward
>I support the removal of turtles from the earth, my basement dwelling ass is worth it
Lucas Green
this turtle talk is absolutely retarded we need a cat 5 straight into florida fucking stat
Cameron Mitchell
Sad!
Easton Foster
Nobody gives a fuck about you nigger, but we're all sending thoughts and prayers to the turtles.
any decent stream? is the faggot from agenda free returning tonight?
John Martin
And what about the weed?
Aiden Kelly
Season just starting. Juicy storms are now - early November, even later.
Henry Roberts
>At least I still have classic WoW until the power goes out (here's to hoping it won't). You've slightly redeemed yourself. Wish I could get in but the queues are fucked
Gavin White
Those turtle pics made my night.
Easton Long
I hope fernand shoots up and matches with Dorian
Ryan Morgan
*merges
Zachary Jenkins
too bad it's going nowhere like a fucking idiot
Hudson King
melbourne here just went outside, it's not even raining, not even blowing, what a waste of time. all that running around for an entire week, for nothing.
driving a1a in brevard is pretty fun right now, flying through red lights over the speed limit and shit. only people on the roads are cops and they don't even need a reason to pull you over considering the mandatory evac. shit is getting me hard rn
Lucas Anderson
God I can't wait to do this. It's been a while since I messed someone up good, and I've been riding this manic high for more than a week now.
Brody Bailey
Two stupid FSU sorority bitchs went over to SGI a few years ago and took pics of them sitting over a giant loggerhead, like they were riding it, not even touching it, and posted it on FB. They had felony warrants out on them the next day.
You can come to Florida, get shit faced, and beat the fuck out of somebody and you probably wouldn't get in much trouble. But, if you touch a turtle people around here will try to fucking kill you.
The best part is that I literally can't in trouble with my mental condition. I might even get a few days of a comfy hospital or outpatient stay. God I want to fucking do this already!
You have responsibilities to take care of little Sandy
Lincoln Taylor
But Manatees are already in water
Aiden Robinson
>Oh Carlos!
Tyler Lopez
sea cow
Connor Mitchell
It's Florida you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want, shoot people, get hobo drunk, smoke weed, start fights and shit...just don't pet the fucking turtles, that's all we're asking.
THE BLUESHED madman has spoken. i swear to god this guy is smarter than 99 percent of meteorologists.. because, if he's bullshiting, he might die, or look like a complete phoney. plus all his videos are comfy to watch and educational. fuck the weather channel.
Anyone got the video of the comic of the "Guy" eating KFC and opening the door and it's all water?
Isaac Fisher
NAVY METOC here, our model was better than all the other models 96 hours ago! Neener neener neener!
(Seriously though we're all thrilled that we got the best midrange forecast even though we usually suck, and even though we didn't do shit to change it this time).
Owen Campbell
we really can't predict these things.
there is a) where the hurricane wants to go and b) where the hurricane is being pushed/pulled to go.
there is a highly suspicious "follow the coast up until cape hatteras" ideal track, which I think relies on the people cranking the knobs on the coastal weather machines being expert at their jobs, and also relies on there being a lot of weather machines without wide gaps between them.
Look at the radar in the upper left of the OP. the hurricane wants to bash against Florida at high speed. the weather machines want to push/pull the hurricane north.
You can see the hurricane going directly west for a short period of time, pretty quickly. If you're watching radar, keep an eye out for anything that seems irregular, like that or anything else.
Logan Lopez
Literally no meteorologist predicted that Dorian was a white supremacist KKK member and would decide to lynch formerly Bahamas for over a day.
They're basically fortune tellers regarding at least the big boys.
roll for eye reform by the power of kek stall it in hot water and let the eye build strength for aday and unleash it full force into florida doing donuts on the state until fernand comes up and merges
Jacob Rodriguez
>Tfw dauphin island in AL >Turtle sanctuary on west end >take my dog out there >it hunts for crabs >terrified it'll find a turtle nest >i would have to leave the state for sure
Leo Barnes
I fucking love turtles.
Specially in soup.
Wyatt Hall
weather machines on the US coast stopped it in its tracks. Now the weather machines are trying to guide it up along the coast and then off into the ocean after Cape Hatteras.
Look at the radar loop, you'll see that the hurricane wants to hit Florida, and will race west for a brief time, but then will get back to going north, a little slower.
I'm just guessing at the tech and the science, but high pressure pushes and low pressure pulls, and I figure the US gov knows how to create high and low pressure. bombs make high pressure. super sonic jets create sonic booms / shock waves / high pressure. And there are probably hundreds of even more efficient ways to get the job done.
The hurricane wants to go west, go left, into the US. The weather machines are keeping the hurricane from doing that. If you watch the radar with that in mind, you'll see it.
