Brit/pol/ - Breakfast Edition

>no black pud

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i can smell the piss from here

eddie isn't just a nonce he's the queen of nonces

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No no
No-no no no
No-no no no
No-no
There's no Brexit

youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA

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egg fried rice and curry sauce lads

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Ah, so BoE is wrong yet again.

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brincels

Name my band, brit/pol

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you've done a number on me

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What happened to timmy posting?
It seems to have dried up suddenly in the past few days

does anyone take that leaf prick seriously

I'm having 2 portions of salt and pepper squid with curry sauce step it up

youre seething

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the 5 people

It's going to take them 500 years to get through this one.

:)

Fuck remain and fuck the EU

Thinking about running as an MP. I live in a leave area so I just have to get all angry and talk about how democracy has been subverted. Simple. Easy £80k a year.

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>only 5.5%

Lad, you contracted -4.2% in 2008 and it fucked over all non boomers for a decade.

I'm so pissed off. Leaving was never an option. Thing is if we'd voted to remain I'd have accepted it, I'd have accepted every bullshit piece of legislation the EU forced on us, sign us up to Euro, give us all the refugees, fuck it, it's what we voted for, sign us the fuck up to everything. But we didn't..

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the pissyboiz

>"Take control of our laws"
>Bunch of cunts laugh

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...holy shit you're right

>he attacks the fwee enterprise system, the same fwee enterprise system
Cringe.

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>be traitorous MP
>vote to stop no deal Brexit
>EU only allow awful deal for UK
either UK never leaves or UK gets a shit deal. why are MP's so fucking stupid?

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Who is this twat with the headset on Sky?

that turban guy made himself look an absolute moron this afternoon

the gay-lords

It's sad but this is how most of them think.

I think the right honourable gentlemen was correct, they're trying to postpone it enough that they can claim "that vote was years ago, let's vote again"

#StopTheCoop

Needed to raise his profile ahead of the election

christ lad, no need to cry

>Says it was -8%
>Now it's -5.5%
>BoE are always wrong
>Germany already going into recession
>A no deal kills the Krauts

sam coates

where were you when brexit dead?

#StopTheCoupe

Co-op include red bulls in their meal deals tho lad

>be traitorous PM
>Try and shut down parliment to brute force no deal
>Majority of people won't like this
>surprised when your government collapses and Brexit is stalled further
why are MP's so fucking stupid?

American breakfast is best breakfast. Fight me.

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eating kebab with mahmood and kirsty from the school before she make work
he say brexit dead
"no"

>finally understanding that some people (who are claiming to be in your tribe) are actually in a private side-tribe you're not invited to join.
Good lad.
Now...what are you going to do about it?

Weak

>All people who went to state schools are potted plants
That's not the same as saying
>"Oxford and Cambridge are world-renowned universities that get the crème of British academic life. It would be absolutely perverse to be biased against some of the cleverest people in the country. We don't want to make it harder for intellectually able people to be Tory party candidates. The Tory party, when it's elected, has to be able to form a government and it's not going to be able to form a government if it has potted plants as candidates simply to make up quotas
Only a right potted plant would think otherwise

Hi bongs

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Bacon is overrated. Sausages are much better.

>HuffPo

Fucking cancer

#FundAreABS

So you just stick your face in there and start chewing or you shoot the food and try and catch the pieces as they fly around?

When did Matt Lucas become a frontbench MP?

I'll let the bowel cancer do that for me, ta.

the bacon is better
everything else is disgusting and sweet

>Shitty gay boy bacon
Eat real bacon

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Needs more chlorine desu

Kills Britain economically too.

I don't think there's any sense denying it, a lot of people are fine with that if it means no more ties with the EU though.

how come the only non-mong is a cringe commie namefag? state of brit/pol/

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Why is every single SNP politician such a whiny, moaning cunt?

>an entire ring of toast
How much toast does one fella want?
Tell me one or two of those is fried bread at least

theyre scots, lad

Clue is in the S.

everything you posted is wrong, how does that feel?

>Majority of people won't like this
That's where you're wrong mate

Wheres the grits and chitlins? Whatever the fuck they are

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Galbraith,_2nd_Baron_Strathclyde

Nobody has ever embodied a "used car salesman" more than this fucker

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>he doesn't use a .45 to eat his morning pound of bacon

Christ the lad in the middle looks like he should be presenting 1970s Open University programs on the telly

Alri

>SCOTTISH nationalist party
It's a self selecting sample mate

Five eggs, all fucked in their own unique way.

That's fried ham, not proper freedom bacon. Cope harder.

Anyone watching this later? 7:00pm, BBC Two.

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Theyre probably all tetchy cos theyre hanging out for their next dig.

hiya

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A recession in Europe is incoming anyway
Being tied to the EU & the inevitable bailouts (although Eurozone only) mean bad times, especially as the ECB already have interest rates at record lows
With the US putting the screws on China & the EU, the BS of the Irish backstop is not worth the EU risking its entire existence on a bluff

Hello

>Mm yes now let me chow down on my thin, easy to eat and fit in my mouth woman bacon :)
Bet you eat it with a knife and fork aswell you poof

8 sausages! Fucking 8!
And a tiny handfull of shrooms (those had better have been fried in butter).

This guy seems like an accountant or librarian

thanks for reminding me, on it

Brexit is over isn’t it?

What are YOU going to do about it? Get fucked with more globalism forever. There's nothing anyone can do. Country is cucked beyond all repair.

TRAITOR LORDS

Tory Lord True just withdrew his amendment

I don't get this meme
>EU restricts trade with UK
>Can't get 'stuff' easily
>UK manufactures meet demand
>More jobs
>EU btfo yet again
Economies are strong as long as the consumers have a lust for spending which the UK has.

i hate those bloody tinned tomatoes
such a waste of time, just have ketchup!
mushrooms are optional too

Who was the user who I recommended tesco pork and apple sausages to? If you're here lad they've seemed to have gone up in quality recently, they were decent yesterday

G'day mate

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Anyone got a list on who the extra Tory traitors are today? Who's gonna get sacked next?

Or a hypnotist, I feel sleepy