Sharpiegate: Why cant he just let it go

Even if Trump had achieved absolutely nothing else, he still would've been worth it just for uncovering the left and MSM as the raging lunatics they are.

Yeah no
> 100 threads of "HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS RETARD DRAWING ON THIS MAP"
> he gets proven right
> "OMG LITERALLY NO-ONE CARES STOP TALKING ABOUT IT"

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massive ego

I just watched a live CNN breaking news piece about President Trump's inability to just let this issue go. Still nothing from them about Joe Biden bleeding on live TV from his eye, though.

About 3 days ago one of my friends was kvetching because the President played golf while the hurricane was pummeling the Bahamas.

I'm actually concerned, who drew the sharpie line that he showed on TV? That person was trying to sabotage the president.

Seriously, that person needs to be fired.

They bitch about literally everything he does.. including having too much icecream, or eating greasy food with a fork and knife.

glad hes using office time to fight for issues i truly care about.

It's just more proof that the president lies and then doubles down on his lies when he is caught. Most people care about that sort of thing.

How did we go from "MAGA" to "It's cool as long as the libs don't like it."?

Nobody at all said the weather is his fault. He is being criticized for making a mistake and then choosing to lie and double down on the lies rather than admitting he made a silly mistake or even better, just letting it go and not talking about it.

It's typical Trump, though. If someone points out a mistake or a lie, he just goes on the attack and doubles down on the lie, even if there's no actual benefit to himself. I could see if this were some scandal where lying would keep him from looking like an asshole, but all he did was accidentally say that Alabama was getting fucked up. That was wrong and no big deal, but instead of just moving on, you get this silly old fart editing a map from the weather service to include Alabama in the path of the hurricane lol

It's just bizarre.

>WE'RE GOING TO USE THE JEW TECH COMPANIES TO POLICE EVERYTHING YOU SAY GOYIMS

>MUH TWEETS

>President says something
>4 days later, the media calls him a liar
>President shows proof that what he said, at that time, was accurate.
>idiot on /pol says "he doubles down on his lies"
God.. if I could be as retarded as you for just one day.. I'd fucking an hero.

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Which was fine when he seemed like he was /ourguy/

Roy Cohn 101

>was

He has a point. It's not about the hurricane. It's about how liberal news media has completely lost their shit and now simply spews verifiable lies for the sake of "the narrative".

See
It’s called controlling the narrative. Maybe one day they won’t take the bait

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>implying

>Literally no one cares yet he keeps tweeting about it.
Nigger you are calling for a personal army in a land which takes autism as some sort of mystical bless. In other words, we appreciate the man obsession and balls to bully and make a loop on something he wants to just by the fun of trolling and making others suffer. We like him by those kind of details. At this point he has a free pass to even fuck his daughter in the ass in the west wing. The man is brutally honest and sociable psycopathic, I like him.

What you described isn't what happened, though. He mistakenly said Alabama was going to be affected as it was in the path of the storm. This was not correct. People pointed this out, and then he presents a map of the region with the path of the storm overlaid, and a little bit he had added himself with black marker to include Alabama.

It wasn't true at any point. Not when he said it, not after. It was just plain false and instead of acknowledging a meaningless, no-big-deal mistake, he doubled down and began to deliberately lie.

So it's the old 4d chess meme again, huh? How many ridiculous fuckups before you stop believing he's a genius?

he used a sharpie like a 12 year old covering for his crappy homework. you're an effeminate fag and the world is grateful your DNA will die off with you.

Also OP, even if Trump brakes and end his term shitposting about hurracanes on daily basis he will just meme shift to the hurracane president, and a new era of memes will eternalize him.

>Hurr durr, I'm going to say something so retarded.. but I don't realize it's verifiable so it's all good.
Birmingham is Texas, right? I wouldn't know WHAT state that is if that good city, Birmingham, wasn't labeled for us. Verifiably retarded, you are.

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kek

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Well fuck me running. Birmingham isn't in Texas. It's fucking Alabama! Who would've known?

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HEY
YOU
LOOK AT THE FUCKING DATE

Are you really a sad person? For fucking sake, his detractors were calling painting him as a possible egomaniac blood thristy warmonger capable of lauching missiles sparked by mood.

Now you focus in some fucking chart differences? The man has not sink the ship, in fact the USA is going up. Let the fucking old man play with his fucking sharpies. See the bigger picture. You are only proving his fake news slogan.

FUCK OK NOW LOOK AT IT

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"Chart differences" ? What the fuck are you talking about? 5 days ago he said it was going to hit Alabama. 5 days ago NOAA's forecasts predicted exactly that. There is no difference there. The difference is what happened over those 5 days. Pull your head out of your ass. The images I've posted here ARE from NOAA's website. You can go there and see for yourself.

you're ability to think critically is shit, mate

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>A little more wind is the same as being in the path of the hurricane
You both are being thick on purpose and it's incredible.

Pic is the image that the president himself shared. The white outline is the actual storm and predicted path. The black line is added by our president to make his statement appear correct.

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Trump was right and OP is so buttblasted he needs to make threads about it to cope.

>"OMG it can't possibly affect Alabama Trump is so retarded lock him up drawing is illegal!"

*Hurricane moves into Alabama territory*

"It's not a strong hurricane anymore so it doesn't count STILL WRONG DRUMPF"

You people are so sad.

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Always believe Trump. In the original timeline he's from, Alabama was completely obliterated and no one was prepared for it. Thankfully he was able to stop it at the last second in this timeline.

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The black line is added for emphasis. All demonstrable evidence (actual modeling) shows he was absolutely correct at the time. You're just a dumb faggot with a narrative.

Did the hurricane CAUSE those winds? If the answer to this is "yes" .. then yes, you ARE in the path of the hurricane. Funny how that works.
>Well.. the eye didn't pass over it
And no one gives a fuck.. because that's literally NOT how it works. The winds ARE the dangerous part of the hurricane.

>

He's just pissing the normies out, it's like a publicity stunt for him. When it hits Alabama he will gain lots of voters.

Jesus fucking Christ lol

You think it's a cone because it shows wind spread? It's a cone because it shows the where the center of the storm will be with decreasing accuracy. Says so right there on the top of the map, dipshit.
The black line is an attempt to forecast past the 5 days shown on this map. Do you know who drew it? People like you seem to forget what kind of experts Trump has access to. Whoever draws his black lines is a whole lot more qualified than the person who draws yours or mine.

Just admit you were wrong faggot, it's ok to be wrong sometimes

>the when he can’t defeat my argument so he goes for the ad hominem
Nice try, but you know as well as I do that trump drew that line and a quick entry of “trump Alabama map” into YouTube will show you just how hard a grip trump has on the throats of every major media outlet

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high IQ detected

THE HURRICANES DRUMPF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Thousands of Alabama children were taken via the Clinton Foundation "rescue" effort, in the original timeline where Hillary won...it was horrific.

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If you go out in public and smear shit all over yourself, I guarantee you'll have everyones attention. People gawking at you isn't the same as controlling the narrative, bud.

Weather manipulation is real. It’s done by.......

>lol
Seething

>Whoever draws his black lines is a whole lot more qualified than the person who draws yours or mine.
Whoever draws his black lines is a moron who doesn't understand pressure systems.

Alabama was never 'in the path of Dorian', having slightly increased wind and rainfall after the storm would be a tropical depression and hitting a completely different state is not 'in the path of the hurricane' and no amount of cope changes it.

Hurricanes are driven by pressure systems, and altering the chart is actually illegal.

>Seething
COPE

Huh, kinda like what you're doing right now.

Except the hurricane is going where Trump said it would making you wrong. You have no argument other than shit-posting and grasping at straws

>cope
cringe

>and altering the chart is actually illegal
Hey look! I found another one who watches "The View" and think Sunny Hostin has ever accurately stated anything about the law. No, it's NOT illegal to alter the chart. What WOULD be illegal is altering the chart, ISSUING A WATCH/WARNING on that altered chart and CLAIMING that the government service produced the chart. None of that happened. Sunny Hostin has NEVER said a damn thing accurately about the law. Stop watching The View. They're a bunch of fucking morons. I know, I know... they're birds of your feather... just stop.

It's not "slightest increased rain and wind" it's the remaining path of the hurricane you dumb faggot

Ah the ephemeral reddit space. Nice try again David, but trump drew a line and the media went apeshit pretending it mattered and trying to convince the fluoridated that it was evil. This is the sort of response that wakes up the zombies to just his ridiculous the media lapdogs have become, and when they wake up they jump ship to the guy running the economy better than anyone in history. The sharpie line was a master stroke. a few inches of ink bought him, in any other candidate’s terms, a year worth of free campaign propaganda. But ya keep telling me how stupid and blundering the guy is who beat hillary Clinton by underspending her 10x

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RARE

>cringe
Dilate

To be clear on this, the law that Sunny Hostin is INACCURATELY speaking about is 18 USC 2074. Exact text below.

>Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both.

I work where the develop and run the COTC model, ask me anything.

We knew the storm wasn't going to cross florida before anybody else. Fuck all y'alls with your inaccurate (in this one case) models!

It's okay user. Cat5... new phenomenon... never happened before... can you believe it? got it. We're good.

Trump owns the libs AGAIN by doubling down on false claims

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Yeah it’s so crazy to suggest toward the end of August that the Alabama coastal lowlands consider to prepare for a hurricane, what a fucking idiot he is

ok

>/pol
Go back

Also just a bit of "law nerd" knowledge here.. whenever you see "knowingly" or "willfully" and those kinds of words, it means the law includes intent. They would have to prove what's called the "mens rea" or the mental portion of the crime. The phrase "ignorance of the law isn't a defense" is only true for the crimes where these phrases are absent -- they only have to prove the "actus reus" or the act and not the mental portion (intent).

thanks law fren

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This is one rolconning son of a bitch right here. What a stalwart

>dilate
yikes

This is hilarious, holy shit. I voted for this guy to be funny and my goodness is he delivering.

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Ahem,
>HAVE SEX

>Literally no one cares
I look at Twitter when I take shits. That shit has been Trending for at least three shits I've taken since yesterday.

What other person on the face of Earth could command thousands of hours of news coverage using a 75 cent Sharpie and 30 seconds of time.

>Literally no one cares
liberals bring it up every 5 minutes

drink bleach, kike tranny

I care, because the media are lying/gaslighting POS, and deserve to be called out for their propaganda.

What if Climate Change is real and hurricanes are being caused by all the air pollution from China?

I live in the area of Alabama that was covered, we were really concerned about it jumping into the gulf and hitting us. We're long overdue.

Bernie would have won

>1 post by this ID

shills working overtime grasping at straws so small it rivals their own shriveled cocks

>Ill vote trump again

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If that data is indeed true, then it makes the subsequent behavior of the hurricane even more miraculous.

Yes.

Just how many of these (((threads))) are you shills going to make? If its no big deal, shut the fuck up about it.

>literally no one

Every news channel, liberal lefty FB/twatter reeeee’s otherwise.

>Trump was right
>2 tweets, hours ago
HE KEEPS TWEETING ABOUT IT!!!!!

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Trolololololo

Trump is an absolute genius.

He knows his haters are mentally handicapped and are taking advantage of their maniacal irrational hatred of him.

shhhhhhhhhh. dont tell em

One never quite knows what will trigger bedwetting liberals next, but Our Courageous President Trump consistently delivers the best liberal chimpouts I have ever seen, bar none. 4 more years of this will be heaven.

What makes you think clean decent Americans want to get false weather reports?

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