This is a children's toy in 2019

This is a children's toy in 2019.

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I got a TV recently and these pooing, vomiting toys are all over the place. What's the agenda here?

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Kids think poop and farts are funny did you grow up in a fucking bubble or something lol

not everything has some sinister political agenda behind it. sometimes capitalism is just capitalism, driven by nothing but profit

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>nothing but profit
That is sinister tho.

Why the heart on the pussy?

Seems familiar

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can you use it as onahole?

>Scat toys
>Acceptable

I've noticed this too. Kids TV ads are full of shitting and puking toys. I've trained my kid to react with revulsion to them and say "they're rubbish toys". Feels good man.

Ignore this seeing what the digits got wasted on..This stupid thread seems the best place

no it isnt, commie

That ain't a toy for kids, nigger.

It’s a unicorn m8 unicorns are rainbows and magic and sprinkles and all that shit. The poop is pink and glittery so of course it has a heart-shaped asshole

Lol yes it is cappie

Getting rid of profiteers isn't specifically communist.

Sure why not

>I got a TV recently and these pooing, vomiting toys are all over the place
We had them in the 90s too. Fucking Zoomer

Look up Poopsie Sparkly Critters.

we're trying to give libs competition on the whole outrage thing. cut us some slack.

im sorry, would you rather identify as a democratic socialist? perhaps a national socialist?

youre all the same scum

What ever you say mongolian jew.

>nu/pol/ doesn't even realize what a kiked first post is
>the state of this place/10

Kids also think it's acceptable to steal other childrens' toys if they want them. Learn to parent you retard.

i thought socialism and communism was supposed to be a jewish ideology? get your narratives straight lad

No point of arguing with a brainlet who doesn't even know the difference between Marxist Socialism and National Socialism. Maybe you should change the way you talk so it isn't so easy to spot you out in every single thread you are in.

you can claim your own snowflake brand of socialism is nothing like those guys over there but the end result is the same

>Laughing at poop is bad like stealing is

Nah

perfect toy for leftist children

let them play with it

Keep going you aren't saying anything new that some other faggot hasn't said 2000 times and been blown out over.

Remember all those YouTube videos?

>of course your children are playing with unicorn toys that shit rainbow sprinkle feces through heart-shaped assholes
>what are you, some kind of bigot?

yes, you sure showed me the difference between the two by simply stating theyre different. im sure next youll tell me the difference is theres no jews involved! thatll make all the difference!

Not my job to spoon feed brainlets.

KIDS ARE ALSO RETARDED AND NEED TO BE DISCIPLINED BECAUSE THEY'RE KIDS

>educate yourself!

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>“She was like, ‘Oh, that’s a Poopsie!’” says Choi, a 38-year-old father of four living in Mission Viejo, Calif. “I was like, ‘What the heck is a Poopsie?’”

>she was like
>i was like
>and then she was like
>and i was like

>Kids
obviously it's a toy for bronnies and their micro devices

It sounds like a joke ...

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Can you get any more stale? Keep going tho I am sure you can do it.

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Just found this, makes me sick. Why are elites pushing scat on kids, possible jewish connection?

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yeah we here at Jow Forums believe in circle jerks, if you dont already agree with us then get the fuck out!

poopsie starlight is kinda cool and you can turn the poop into slime so it doesnt make a mess

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women learning to clean up poop is a good thing. babies poop user in diapers, someone has to clean those babies.

See I knew you could do it.

That's where the vagina is though, not the asshole

Kimid Kadishamurti

shalom

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Shalom to you too don't come back.

I must have missed Germany collapsing under the weight of its own Socialist policies in the midst of all that bombing and raping the Capitalists and Communists were doing

Great, your kids going to rebel and become a scat fetishist, congrats

Get right with God
Accept him as your Lord and Savior
Get baptized at a New Testament Church of Christ and believe. He is coming soon.

>Asshurt Mongolian defends getting raped by rich people

do you even know anything about finland? in any other conversation youd call my country socialist

GOOOOOD

IT IS A REFERENCE TO PIZZAGATE WHERE THEY RAPE BABIES AND THIS "TOY" IS JUST TO FUCK WITH US.

Bitch it's been twenty years since I first saw "Messy Bessy," the cow toy that has an inflatable brown bubble bulge out of its ass when you squeeze it.

Not everything is ThE aGeNdA

Without profit, there is no impulse to perform unless the government mandates it, so yes, yes it is.

I remember the faggots saying it 2,000 times, I don't remember the part where there's any meaningful distinction between Nazi Germany and any given country that adopted marxism

Jews enjoy scatological humor. They relish in the perverse, the disgusting, the degenerate. They are hardwired in their DNA to be neurotic, obsessed and destructive.

>give me the child for his first seven years, and I'll give you the man
just like with the library drag queens and lgbt education in schools, they're normalising extreme sexual deviancy in children. everything from oral sex to fisting to bdsm and scat, they want kids to believe that it's all normal and healthy.

How hard it is for brainlets to look up what a word means?

hurdur

If they baptize in the name of Jesus and not in the Trinity it is not a valid baptism.

Toys like that have existed for decades you autist. Kids like gross things be it candy or toys

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Bullshit. 100% bullshit
Western media is all about political agendas. This is no different. This is an obvious attempt to desensitize kids to degenerate shit so that they tolerate sexual degeneracy in the future. Stop being so naive.

>of course
fuck the fucking fuck off

It's a fuckhole for bronies and everyone involved should be gassed.

Ah, yes, the "appeal to semantics"

Something isn't literally in the dictionary definition of Marxist philosophy, so even though it would literally be impossible without utilizing Marxist philosophy it doesn't count

Also, I'm not sure I understand, is "hurdur" just the noise you make whenever you can't think of a direct answer to a simple counterargument despite having heard it "2000 times"

Yeah, and look where we're at now with all sorts of deviants in our midst. You kikes are so obvious.

Being against profiteering doesn't mean you are against profit.

>simple counterargument
No such argument was said in any of your posts or his besides "It is the same" which was BEFORE I said anything so prove it.

yeah ok
corporations arent interested in petty politics. since you brought up western media, did you know that the far-left gizmodo group was owned by libertarians who churned out commie nonsense simply because it made money?

who are you quoting?

A lot of people do it to push agenda too. There is money in agenda making. Also killing western civilization is making top dollar for some so were fucked in the process.

Don't forget about the unicorn meme they're trying to push also.
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>not everything has some sinister political agenda behind it
>just capitalism driven by nothing but profit
You're a man in a foxhole during an artillery attack, and you're suggesting the high explosives going off around you are a natural phenomena. It's not only absurdly stupid. It's a potentially deadly mistake. Capitalism driven only by profit is a deadly weapon, and our enemies love to use it.

The only difference between "profiteering" and "making a profit" is your entirely arbitrary and subjective opinion of how much profit is "excessive."

Since I don't care if somebody else has more money than me, I think your opinion on that subject is bullshit

Also, you posited that Nazis and Marxists were not functionally identical and I asked you to tell me which Marxist society did not wind up as a dystopian clusterfuck dictatorship just like Germany did

You failed to name one

>Children want thing
>Parents will pay for thing child wants
>We make thing
>We sell it to parents

I'm confused where the conspiracy theory comes in

It's not look like popo hole. It's more like penis house hole.

Well objectively it would be when it ends up being bad for you and the consumer.

On the other half you still haven't made a argument as to why they are the same.

Also quit doing this

go back

>No one remembers the kid game where you put poops in a toilet and flush it and one time randomly they all shoot out all over.
Stop being so sensitive you faggot

no. once again its all about money, the higher ups do not give a shit about your politics they care about numbers. they hire activists and bloggers who genuinely believe in their agenda because thats what makes money. you could call these bloggers useful idiots for making money to people who they definitely would call nazis

Well, "dystopian clusterfuck dictatorship just like Germany" pretty well sums up the similarities.

>Capitalism driven only by profit is a deadly weapon
capitalism driven only by profit is called capitalism. if you want your own state-mandated, moral capitalism look towards china

When I was a kid they made dolls for girls with doodie holes too.
The trick was that you're supposed to feed it baby food and the doll would shit it's diapers. I still remember the commercials.

It was similar to this:
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>no argument
Thanks for playing.

>moral capitalism look towards china
Is that a joke?

Again, bullshit. Recent events show otherwise. Companies are pushing agendas and they're not even hiding it nowadays. In fact, they're willing to take a hit in their profits to do so.

>conspiracy theory
That product coming to market is this result of several people communicating and working together. That's enough for it to be classified as a conspiracy.

LOL I remember these

>t. kikel

>Literally disproves exactly what I said, maybe if I keep saying he didn't he'll believe it

You people need to stop listening to your humanities professors and think for yourselves.

You are the one just going in circles and still haven't stated a valid argument besides "it is the same". Is it so hard to not be intellectually dishonest?

>Is that a joke?
no, it is not. private corporations in china answer directly to the party and their compliance with the state is required for their continuous operation, as the state can at any time for any reason seize their assets and nationalize the business. the chinese state does this to promote their own morality. this is also known as textbook definition of a fascist economy

Then state you mean Subjective morality people might think you mean it is actually right.

A sex toy for bronies.

morality is subjective by definition

I made a pretty specific claim and backed it up.

Soviet Russia, Communist China, Castro's Cuba, modern Venezuela, and North Korea are all attempts at applying marxist theory

All have or had the following in common with Nazi Germany:

Eugenics
Authoritarian regimes that used violence to sanitize thought
Failure of resources because of mismanagement and corruption
Human rights abuses en masse
Collapse of the very social programs the regime was built upon

Every marxist government has become exactly like Nazi Germany, because Marxist Socialism and National Socialism are identically worthless philosophies that result in identically horrifying results

That was my argument, since you clearly need it spelled out for you like a seven year old. Do you need me to define any of the three-plus syllable words for you, while I'm at it?

No, kikes think that is funny and are brainwashing children.

Based toy