Brit/pol/ - Morning bongs edition

>High Court rejects challenge to Boris Johnson’s suspension of parliament
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-parliament-prorogue-high-court-gina-miller-john-major-ruling-a9094196.html

>Opposition talks over general election timing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49605267

>Labour to use Brexit Party in sneaky election ploy
express.co.uk/news/politics/1174580/Brexit-latest-news-Boris-Johnson-no-deal-general-election-Corbyn-SNP

>Timothy Jamesman still not free
youtube.com/watch?v=8m646e98-o8

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theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
youtube.com/watch?v=Ysuv-3aueDI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Its the EU's fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills

Its the EU's fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills

Its the EU's fault my rents gone up again

It's the EU's fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school

It's the EU's fault I’ll never own a home

It's the EU's fault my eldest still live at home past their teens

It's the EU's fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night

It's the EU's fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks

It's the EU's fault I cant find them good social care

it's the EU's fault the main road into town is congested every morning

Its the EU's fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week

avin a wank

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Rees-Mogg is in full control of the country

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Favourite Celer song lads?

>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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One of the most dogshit takes I've ever seen.

Poor Bojo getting Ketty, who can blame him.
Who's that young lad with the moustache?

just ordered a pizza lads

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how do ya circumcise a soggy brit?

kick his father in the chin

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I work with a few Indians and never seen one that dark, they said to me the darky ones are the untouchable classes that clean the sewers and stuff.

Still think it’s a dude

>Plebbit and CNN

May as well wipe my arse with my hand and read the smear.

Imagine posting this post

They're from the south.
Sri Lankans are often darker than Africans.

pretty sure she's pakistani as she claims to be a 'muslim'

just had 3 turkey sausages 3 raw eggs and a pile of red leicester

close bobs and vegana

>BBC are reporting Mugabe Dindu nuffin

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Not even watching it

Still here lads, no diagnosis, gotta answer a few more buzz feed questionnaires because doctors cba to do their job
I downloaded Minecraft on my phone though which is good

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are they fuck

if you don't wanna be there why not just walk out

Gina Miller's taking it to the Supreme Court if you feel like getting your donations in!

Look at that communist lifestyle.

India has the 2nd most Muslims in the world you stupid cunt, more than Pakistan

>don't you think they had some white privilege?
>I eh ayyy ummmm although some South Africans wouldn't say so
>Well they (the blacks) all seemingly have an issue turning away from that (white) economy
Only need to go back 3 minutes ago on the live broadcast user.

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Why are you arguing against things I didn’t say you retard?

Thoughts on this tune lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ysuv-3aueDI

if you see timmy tell him i have his bears

This is a boring plot line t b h

Is that room supposed to be suicide proof?

I’m getting shredded though m8, it’s like when dragon ball z man went in the hypobolic LARP chamber or whatever it was

[spoiler][/spoiler]

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>HURR DURR JUST ED BUTT DA WALL LOL
Spastic

POLICE CHIEF CONSTABLE FOR WEST YORKSHIRE SAYS HE DISAGREES WITH BOJOS USE OF OFFICERS AS A BACKDROP

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It looks suicide inducing

i thought pakistan was the bin that india threw all its muzzies in

it just sounded like you were bored out of your mind playing fuckin' children's games on your phone and answering questionnaires determining if you were a sociopath

Is that the dog faced woman with the JUST haircut?

>I thought
That’s where you went wrong mate

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I find it comfy. Like a Japanese dorm room.

How can 1 man be so based?

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Why are you so mad that I have a wheat farm and I’m doing convict conditioning while you’re still an incel and have poor hygiene?

Might need to get out soon though, some bird on tinder is DTF

I just am mate, too bad ur a dullcunt

>weak cunts can't even stand for an hour

Pretty sure within a decade you'll be able to lynch a paki in this country and the police will be physically incapable of catching you unless you're on an A road next to their regular speed trap.
Funny how the pussification of the police works,

Stayed in a Japanese tiny little flat once and the bath was really deep and you had to squat in it and was outside so I got snowed on while fully enveloped, that was proper comfy, recommend it for staving off the old suicidal thoughts

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krikey
aryans rise up

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Hey guys, i'm an HCA at Stoke Mandeville. Some freak phoned up and stuttered and mentioned britpol at some point so a few of us did some digging and this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. I'm not even saying that this man you think you're "worried about" is where I work, but people like that who come here do so because they need to be. Wanting someone who Is severely mentally ill to not get help because you want to laugh at them on the internet is disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

I would also add that seeing someone through what they themselves post on the internet gives you no real clue on their actual mind. What if a man like this is more violent and confrontational than you think? It's just a matter of time until he hurts someone if his mental health is declining, and indeed he might become aggressive with the wrong person. Grow up, kids.

Anyone got that gif of Boris firing lighting from his hand?

II'm sure she'll be soaking between the legs once you tell her about your chestful of emeralds and your current residence

>be me
>have consultation meeting with dr ranjeet
>put my trainers on as it’s a formal occasion, no flip flops today
>wearing my skin tight Nike PT shirt to show off my gains
>already caught the cleaners mirin
>go into meeting
>hello I am dr ranjeet and these are two students who will be observing today
>young Paki introduces himself
>don’t care
>9/10 shy blonde bird blushes
>hello I’m Elizabeth
>I say hi and flex
>she looks then looks at the floor
>dr ranjeet asks me stupid questions
>tell her I already answered this shit three times already and leave
>know lizzy checked out my arse on the way out
I am the mental ward chief Chad

I’m a Paki m8

lads i want them to bully me really fucking hard

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Na that's Rochdale

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the lengths you will go to to come up with new material is impressive

Sounds nice, what part of Japan?

I did tell her I’m off work with stress lol

and i want to put they're knickers in my mouth

>Rees-Mogg is in full control of the country
Thank the Lord Almighty. Breathe easy now.
Wish he were my PM.

Fuck off you Jow Forums incell. The main reason for this general sucking is vermin crawling over from that pit of human despair

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Kyoto

pakis out.

Muffins sabotaging brexit, based

Sounds a bit over-crowded. I enjoyed reading the travels of the Wizard on Wizchan who travelled around Japan on foot and bicycle with barely any money. Seems like a very comfy and trusting environment.

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So... We're not having a GE in October. So the Brexit deadline passes. New one in November or January. Either Tories win or Brexit Tory alliance. So... Is this just a stay of execution? That assumes Macron will even allow extension after kicking up a huge tantrum last time.

>It's the EU's fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school.
Yep, that was my youngest, forced to start a year late, be put a year behind in studies from the very start, for shitskins and cripples to have the space instead.
Furthermore, you can add.
>I have to homeschool my eldest daughter because feral nigger girls attacked her repeatedly without punishment.
Seething like a pot of boiling acid.

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You gonna start lifting now, or leave till the evening?

desu, stopped coming these threads years ago, but it seems the other site is completely dead.
Any other refugees here or did you all hide in bongo bongo land?

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sounds like a LARP

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Macron is a French. He will listen to his German master. Germany just wants to sell us their cars to wankers in the UK for as long as possible.

Do you still have your job? Paid good money that didn’t it?

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did you ever forget to open those paper sliding walls and just walk through them

>Brown eyes

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Someone post the lyrics to FTJB, I can't understand the mumblings of Anonymong

No m8

>phoneposter
>frogposter
>obviously gay
cringe

Brown bread is objectively disgusting

>Japanese dorm room.
£670 a night/person

I met a few people like that over there, all utterly unbearable and insufferable half witted cunts

If Im buying a butty, I want white bread, all the bloody meal deal ones have brown bread, fucking hipsters.

There's a few other refugees here, but if you know how to surf the interwebs then you'll find a few outcrops of Jow Forums's finest ubermench

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gotta go to work at 3 so probably just gonna do some pull-ups and push-ups before then

Bing bing bong bong... bing bong bing bong
BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG... BONG...

Youve just given me an idea, user.
Im gonna start importing them!
Fuckin sell like hotcakes!

>Jow Forums
More our own boards, seem to be gone for good it seems. A shame.

Want a webm of a tranny getting cock surgery?

Just had 4 pieces of toast on brown bread and it wasnt pleasant but I’m stink and it was the only thing to eat

>soaking between the legs
Im so highly sexed this line gave me a semi-semi

>We didnt vote for a treaty
well thats what the leave campaigners did promise

Shame you can’t import the ordered comfy homogeneous high trust society though

you could have just eaten the 4 pieces of toast and left the brown bread alone lad...

What did Andrew Neil mean by this?

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When you put your hand down there and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Opposition unified, not supporting a GE.

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