Whats the most based thing you have done in real life anons?
Whats the most based thing you have done in real life anons?
Juan Richardson
Jordan Hughes
> Kicked my sister out of my home when she told me she was gay.
> Mfw when i learned later that my dad did the exact same thing when she told him.
>My mother told me this while being sad and shit
>It was hard not to laugh
Love you dad, last true alpha of Paris.
Samuel Jenkins
Finally got my shit together and became a tradie. Good baseline to start a family from
Joseph Bennett
fucking based.
Nathan Wilson
had sex
Levi Roberts
Im liking all those stretched pepes. Post more.
Josiah Cruz
Spoke about MKUltra, governmental kidnappings and the monopoly of violence to a classroom full of high schoolers while substitute teaching.
Most of them didn’t care but a few were listening intently and taking notes.
Anthony Hughes
When I was 18 my neighbor (older lady), her infant daughter, and her teen daughter were all kidnapped by her psychotic, drug addicted, drunk ass native American ex husband.
Her boyfriend came to me and asked me to rescue her, because the cops refused to help and I was known for not giving a fuck about legalities, etc.
I stole a car, travelled all the way to the reservation and forced the fucker into a public confrontation so cops would be forced to get involved.
Cops showed up, confirmed my story and let me go. The asshole fled and they put out multiple warrants for him. Family was rescued.
On the way back in said stolen car, it broke down and I got picked up by a priest. He took me to Community Action in his city and they got me a bus ticket and I went home.
Afterward the lady whose car I stole bought me dinner at the diner she worked at. Turned out she was friends with the lady I rescued. She didn't even care that I stole her car and left it broke down on the highway hundreds of miles away.
The next day the guy who asked me for help took me and everyone involved out for waffles.
Best waffles I ever had.
Eli Taylor
couple of wetbacks who work for a company that installed my neighbors pool were snooping around in his yard early one morning. i hadn't gone to bed yet and i was in the backyard smoking weed. so i called my neighbor and luckily he was up and he went out to check on them. unfortunately i feel he was too nice, but at least he got them to leave. fucking lowlives started laughing and cursing in spanish while they were still within earshot of him. no respect from those fucking animals.
Samuel Turner
I dont even know what to say dude. Good story though and pretty based.
Justin Jenkins
Beat the shot out of a Negro and stole his Girl. And no I'm not lyin mate I swear in me mum.
Matthew Diaz
I made it to 33 without an hero'ing
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Join a secession movement
Easton Lopez
I sucked dick for 2 euros.
Eli Martinez
A man of taste and honour
Charles Rivera
Stole my thunder.
Dylan Hughes
Hire a jewish attorney for my trial about my antisemitic behavior
Joshua Russell
kek
well done dad
Justin Morgan
Went to Chile and got stuck there for ever until the end of times.
Henry Smith
That's just stupid
Evan Allen
Was staying on a farm in the freestate when a bunch of natives broke into the neighbors farm to steel cattle. Everyone in the community grab their guns and went hunting. Was a huge eye opener.
Hudson Mitchell
>figure out the school has a newspaper
>it's shit, absolute shit
>bad spelling
>news about upcoming events that happened a fucking month ago
>terrible, boring stories
>weaponizedautism.jpeg
>make my own newspaper shitting on the other one, pure satire
>gets really popular
>the teachers in charge of the newspaper absolutely SEETHING
>one of them was one of my teachers, she literally snatched one of my newspapers and had a big discussion in front of the class saying how it's not funny and yadda yadda
>all the retards who wrote for the newspaper were seething, I noticed some roasties stop outside one of my classes and point "that's him"
>this whole thing made a 8/10 girl moist af
>too autistic to get the signals, so nothing happened there
My only regret is not doubling down, but got basically warned by a teacher that liked me that I should cool it cause all the teachers were getting absolutely pissed and would try to find a way to screw me.
Asher Sullivan
Called OP a faggot. Faggot.
Connor Brooks
When shit at my job is rendering and I have nothing to do for 2+ hours, I go outside and wander around aimlessly looking for people who need help. Like, people hauling heavy stuff, or people working on something. I go over to them and offer my help, they always look so surprised.
Zachary Reed
I exposed contaminated drinking water in a town when politicians were trying to cover it up
Matthew Foster
Cucked FSB glownigger hard IRL
Liam Robinson
I didn’t kill invaders
Lucas Murphy
Ghosted college classes
Kevin Garcia
I once yelled NIGGERS out of my car to a group of refugees who were on the sidewalk and then drove away with an autistic giggling.
Joseph Brooks
Not awesome
Brandon Edwards
Cool story bro.
Hunter Bell
I once crossed a freeway on foot
Ayden Sanders
Told a muslim guy at work I didn't want be friends with him because of his ridiculous faggoty pork fearing religion.
Josiah Wilson
You're a good person.
Kevin Smith
I took a girl to a house party where we didnt know anybody, and i just drove off and left her there without saying anything.
Chase Flores
>be me
>on vacation in Turkey
>meet guy whose girlfriend wants to study and work in Norway
>convince him Sweden is the better alternative for her
Lmao get fucked swecucks, build the fucking wall
Gavin Sanders
Well done Sir.
Jace Bailey
You chose well.
Thomas Mitchell
Awesome
Faggot
Hunter Bell
naming the jew in front of my jewish french teacher and she didn't do shit because i'm not white
Leo Scott
I had a white daughter.
Ryan Walker
Isaac Ramirez
Well done John, just don't let the world corrupt her
Lincoln Edwards
Did you get in trouble over it?
Nicholas Lewis
She probably sucked his dick after class.
Wyatt Green
Angel Mitchell
Was sitting in a crowded train and started laughing uncontrollably, like a fucking maniac. Tried to stop, but I just went on and on and on, laughing hysterically
Jason Barnes
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Andrew Nguyen
I redpilled my mom into firing the housekeeper because she was a muslim.
Christopher Davis
k for kpop