Whats the most based thing you have done in real life anons?

Whats the most based thing you have done in real life anons?

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> Kicked my sister out of my home when she told me she was gay.
> Mfw when i learned later that my dad did the exact same thing when she told him.
>My mother told me this while being sad and shit
>It was hard not to laugh


Love you dad, last true alpha of Paris.

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Finally got my shit together and became a tradie. Good baseline to start a family from

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fucking based.

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had sex

Im liking all those stretched pepes. Post more.

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Spoke about MKUltra, governmental kidnappings and the monopoly of violence to a classroom full of high schoolers while substitute teaching.
Most of them didn’t care but a few were listening intently and taking notes.

When I was 18 my neighbor (older lady), her infant daughter, and her teen daughter were all kidnapped by her psychotic, drug addicted, drunk ass native American ex husband.
Her boyfriend came to me and asked me to rescue her, because the cops refused to help and I was known for not giving a fuck about legalities, etc.
I stole a car, travelled all the way to the reservation and forced the fucker into a public confrontation so cops would be forced to get involved.
Cops showed up, confirmed my story and let me go. The asshole fled and they put out multiple warrants for him. Family was rescued.
On the way back in said stolen car, it broke down and I got picked up by a priest. He took me to Community Action in his city and they got me a bus ticket and I went home.
Afterward the lady whose car I stole bought me dinner at the diner she worked at. Turned out she was friends with the lady I rescued. She didn't even care that I stole her car and left it broke down on the highway hundreds of miles away.
The next day the guy who asked me for help took me and everyone involved out for waffles.
Best waffles I ever had.

couple of wetbacks who work for a company that installed my neighbors pool were snooping around in his yard early one morning. i hadn't gone to bed yet and i was in the backyard smoking weed. so i called my neighbor and luckily he was up and he went out to check on them. unfortunately i feel he was too nice, but at least he got them to leave. fucking lowlives started laughing and cursing in spanish while they were still within earshot of him. no respect from those fucking animals.

I dont even know what to say dude. Good story though and pretty based.

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Beat the shot out of a Negro and stole his Girl. And no I'm not lyin mate I swear in me mum.

I made it to 33 without an hero'ing

Join a secession movement

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I sucked dick for 2 euros.

A man of taste and honour

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Stole my thunder.

Hire a jewish attorney for my trial about my antisemitic behavior

kek
well done dad

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Went to Chile and got stuck there for ever until the end of times.

That's just stupid

Was staying on a farm in the freestate when a bunch of natives broke into the neighbors farm to steel cattle. Everyone in the community grab their guns and went hunting. Was a huge eye opener.

>figure out the school has a newspaper
>it's shit, absolute shit
>bad spelling
>news about upcoming events that happened a fucking month ago
>terrible, boring stories
>weaponizedautism.jpeg
>make my own newspaper shitting on the other one, pure satire
>gets really popular
>the teachers in charge of the newspaper absolutely SEETHING
>one of them was one of my teachers, she literally snatched one of my newspapers and had a big discussion in front of the class saying how it's not funny and yadda yadda
>all the retards who wrote for the newspaper were seething, I noticed some roasties stop outside one of my classes and point "that's him"
>this whole thing made a 8/10 girl moist af
>too autistic to get the signals, so nothing happened there
My only regret is not doubling down, but got basically warned by a teacher that liked me that I should cool it cause all the teachers were getting absolutely pissed and would try to find a way to screw me.

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Called OP a faggot. Faggot.

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When shit at my job is rendering and I have nothing to do for 2+ hours, I go outside and wander around aimlessly looking for people who need help. Like, people hauling heavy stuff, or people working on something. I go over to them and offer my help, they always look so surprised.

I exposed contaminated drinking water in a town when politicians were trying to cover it up

Cucked FSB glownigger hard IRL

I didn’t kill invaders

Ghosted college classes

I once yelled NIGGERS out of my car to a group of refugees who were on the sidewalk and then drove away with an autistic giggling.

Not awesome

Cool story bro.

I once crossed a freeway on foot

Told a muslim guy at work I didn't want be friends with him because of his ridiculous faggoty pork fearing religion.

You're a good person.

I took a girl to a house party where we didnt know anybody, and i just drove off and left her there without saying anything.

>be me
>on vacation in Turkey
>meet guy whose girlfriend wants to study and work in Norway
>convince him Sweden is the better alternative for her
Lmao get fucked swecucks, build the fucking wall

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Well done Sir.

You chose well.

Awesome
Faggot

naming the jew in front of my jewish french teacher and she didn't do shit because i'm not white

I had a white daughter.

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Well done John, just don't let the world corrupt her

Did you get in trouble over it?

She probably sucked his dick after class.

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Was sitting in a crowded train and started laughing uncontrollably, like a fucking maniac. Tried to stop, but I just went on and on and on, laughing hysterically

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I redpilled my mom into firing the housekeeper because she was a muslim.

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k for kpop

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