Brit/pol/ - No way out! Edition

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i dunno
but its getting boring 2bh

Get this: I sent some sap window fitter 50 miles away from home with windows that were intentionally the wrong size!

I preferred norfs. Or Ed. It's just unfunny and weird and feels forced.

Posting this in a new thread cos I missed the cutoff -

>We are meant to react badly to shitty circumstances
I actually agree with this to an extent. The reason we're seeing such a rise in conditions like schizophrenia and panic disorder is because we're living in a way that is antithetical to life. Shite work, shite bloody tarmac and high-rises everywhere, shite demographics, shite living conditions and shite diet will cause us to lose the plot at a higher rate over time. If we want to return to health, we need to fix our environment on top of furthering our understanding of neurology and disease generally.
Basically:
>love trees
>love discovering things
>love r peepul
>'ate nonces
>'ate big bizness
>'ate gubernment telling us what to think
Simple as.

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The time is 16:59

Alright lads I've got this idea for a banging new snack. What you do yeah is you get two packets of instant noodles (I prefer Koka myself but whatever tickles your fancy), put them on the hob and while that's getting done you butter up two slices of toast, then you spread peanut butter on one slice and Bovril on the other. Fetch your noodles out the hob, sprinkle the flavouring sachets on them and squish them in between your two slices of toast.

There, now you've got a noddle sandwich, proper naughty bit of scran to munch on.

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>got a noddle sandwich
carb overload

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A
BIG
GIRLY
SWOT!

That rivals what some of the amerilards make to eat, how much do you weigh fatass?

LORDS PASS BILL TO BLOCK NO DEAL BREXIT
LORDS PASS BILL TO BLOCK NO DEAL BREXIT

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LORDS PASS BILL TO BLOCK NO DEAL BREXIT

LORDS PASS BILL TO BLOCK NO DEAL BREXIT

>that hand
cokeposter identified

Labour have badly miscalculated by passing up the chance of an early election.
Now they are forcing Boris to ask for an extension, but also making sure Boris remains Prime Minister until after 31 October. Boris can now technically ask for an extension in a way that means one will not be granted, and we can then no deal brexit by default on 31/10

Fuck Timothy James Byrne.

Space Raiders

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Okay okay okay I'll fuckin save it.

>1 bed 1 bath flat for £1 a month.
>In a very nice area, located within a gated complex with spectacular views of the Sussex countryside and South Downs.
>The flat enables you to gain free access to many onsite facilities which include: large onsite gym, prayer room, entertainment/chill-out room with comfy seating, pool tables and large TVs, educational classes, daily cleaner, launderette service, well-stocked tuck shop with all the little luxuries in life like sweets, chocolates, toiletries, hot drinks, writing materials etc.
>Nurse and security onsite 24/7 for your peace of mind.
>A varied choice of different tasty hot meals three times a day. Any special dietary requirements catered for. Rent, council tax, bills, food, phone calls all included.
theargus.co.uk/news/17884593.man-tries-flog-prison-room-rental-site/

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you've never been on remand and it fucking shows

They haven't they've played a blinder. Boris is about three days aways from resigning.

>Boris is about three days aways from resigning.
So he resigns on Tuesday after his motion fails?

and i should feel bad about that why?
>inb4 envy

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Sleep well, sweet prince. Sleep well.

because you've never lived you shut in spastic

Sleep tight Brexit man

you have some interesting mechanisms for coping with failure

Boris has something up his sleeve right...?

Brexit is still happening right?

why would i be coping because you have no life wtf lol

At this point who fucking cares. Let them act like morons.

How is it miscalculated from labour's prespective? They will get fucked if they actually go for a general election. They are waiting until brexit is over so if there is any economic problems they can win easily

5 years.
Can she do it chaps?

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BASED

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Autism sisters no thanks.

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>remand

I've been in custody for almost 2 days and it was psychological torture. What did you do?

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>for almost 2 days
lol

Her mother lived to be 100+ plus she has the best modern medical care available so yeah, Liz could easily reach 100 too

I reckon Jeremy has been beaten down and he's ready to pack it in.
He knows Labour are fucked in the next general after 18 months of demanding an election only to bottle it when they have the chance to make it happen.

If Boris and Nigel can work something out, they'll win a comfortable majority whenever the election comes.

I just fear when Phillip croaks (and he seems not to be far away) she'll follow him promptly after.
The "dying of a broken heart" thing isn't even a meme. It happened with Barbara and George Bush just a few months ago.

no. she will be tragically killed in the post-no deal riots of november 2019

alhamdullilah

She'll do it and set a record that will never be beaten.

He only has to convince the EU he has something up his sleeve.

order-order.com/2019/09/06/cchq-sends-lobby-jeremys-frightened-chicken/
jesus christ, CCHQ

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It's a known phenomenon. There is a study out there somewhere; a sizeable % of old married couples die within 6 months of each other.

Brit/pol/ is going so fast, to think it almost takes the misery away.

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How does someone in bongland watch this, Bruce

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go outside then retard

I don't know about that lad.
The current king of Eswatini (formerly known as Swaziland) acceded to the throne when he was 18.
Although he really is a dreadful ruler, hopefully they have a republican revolution before he gets to close to Lizzie.

yawwn. it's fukin over

>never had any actual mental health problems
>never had any interactions with police
>never had any drug or booze addictions

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You wish.

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>Harry marrying this half caste mongrel has created a bunch of retarded american monarchists

hate when they stick their fat fucking snouts in our business

>>never had any actual mental health problems
is this why you spend so much of your time posting cartoon frogs on a known incel cult forum?

>never had any interactions with police
how could you have when you never leave the house?

>never had any drug or booze addictions
how could you have when you've never been invited to a party?

>never had any sexual encounters

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Back in the early 2000s My kid watched some cartoon involving monsters and playing cards. It seemed that every time you had the rules figured out and the bad guy was kicking ass, the hero would pull out a just-made-up card that reverses all damage and turns the opponent's monsters into kittens.
It reminded me of pro-wrestling and the Brit political system. In the end, it was all just a scripted show.

if brexit doesnt happen on 31/10, Corbyn wins.

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>created
yanks have been obsessed over the monarchy for years lad

the eu probably has better data on the uk economy than downing street. there's no trick he can pull here.
he's a lazy blagger, and cummings is a grifter who fluked a win once and is cashing in on it.

Will the monarchy be abolished? After Elizabeth dies I don't think there would be the same public support for a King Charles

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Our own MPs are getting in the way of leaving more than anything. The worst of them are from the SNP. In before "SCATLAND VOOTED TA STAY!!!"

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real thread

user I'm a leaver. It's fukin over. This continued delusion is just commitment bias par-excellence.

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lets not forget 1/3rd were loyal, 1/3rd were traitors and 1/3rd didnt really give a fuck either way.

the mongmentum types are now turning on Corbyn over brexit but they will probally actually regret it if they get rid of corbyn and put someone like that owen smith cuck

pub on my ones like

Interesting yet somehow intuitive.

Do you think Brexit was ever just about leaving the EU?

And now we have no bargaining chip. Why are they so fucking dumb

Wtf has Scotland ever done except hold us back?

You fucked up the title and worse still you made a new Brit/pol/ 70 posts in you actual attention seeking virgin.

yeah, I think they regret destroying the monarchy tbqh.

Obama supports calling for Michelle to be president despite having no experience whatsoever.
The Bushes, the Clintons, the Kennedys.
Even /ptg/ is calling for Don Jr to run in 2024.

Why are they so obsessed with dynasties?

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Spot on.

>BXP 9%

Doubt.

Brexit was a mistake and only shows the fatal flaw with democracy, people are just too stupid.

There will be zero benefit in leaving the EU.

retard

this, its bit cringe making one so early

One thing I'm certain of:
When Liz dies Australia becomes a republic pronto.
And if you're a republican you want Charles to have as long of a rule as possible.

I'd vote leave again just to piss off the lefties

>people are just too stupid.
On both sides.

You are exactly the kind of stupid person I was describing

why are you so focused on leave the EU when you can't even leave your house?

don't care

If all u can do is resort to insults then u obviously have no argument.

70% of the English want to leave the EU. You are the deluded one.

Bought-and-paid-for EU shills gonna shill. Is anyone surprised?

I dont understand the hate for charles