>Be me
>POTUS
>Unqualified but rich and charismatic so I win anyway
>Married to a foreign spy
>Hates commies
>Vice President is a racist old man
>Cheat on my wife with a blonde bimbo
>Be John F Kennedy
>Pic Unrelated
Be me
Kevin Long
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Owen Davis
> Spy
> For own intelligence agency
Cool story, pedo voter.
Juan Mitchell
She was investigated by the FBI for being a Nazi spy but never officially accused. She definitely had ties to Hitler though.
Chase Thomas
>Hates commies
Based.
Samuel James
Jackie was a foreign spy?
Where did you hear this?
Ryder Cooper
>Unqualified but rich and charismatic so I win anyway
kennedy was elected senator from massachusetts in 1952. pretty sure he was qualified. trump never held any polital office. so what's your point?
Cooper Moore
What's the qualifications to be President?
Levi Parker
Me, too. Give me the redpills on Jackie O?
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Joseph Clark
Other than be 30+ and a born citizen, anything else is fair game. Fucking read the Constitution, dumb shit, or at least remember your high school classes.
Levi Martinez
>Gets shot
Juan Hughes
>30+
minimum age is 45. 35 for vp.
James Gray
Daddy, I want to be Senator!
Jackson Allen
Is that so. Thanks user.
Ayden Reyes
It sucks that pedophelia is still banned huh? Can't wait for New Babylon to start already?
Isaac Walker
>Daddy, I want to be Senator!
nah, more like
>father, i want to be senator
>son, only if you run for prez, and he is your hot rich trophy wife
>can i fuck trailer trash as well?
>as long as you become prez
>i love you dad
Bentley Clark
What parody site did you pull this from? CNN?
Adrian Morris
Andrew Martinez
I'm referring to Inga Arvad, a Danish woman that Kennedy allegedly married who was allegedly a Nazi spy. It's basically a conspiracy theory but it's still funny.
Michael Nguyen
Psh i wish
Kevin Miller
I read the Constitution but frequently our country ignores the 5A and 14A so why should anyone pay attention to any of it?
Wyatt Brown
Interdasting.
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