>Be me
>POTUS
>Unqualified but rich and charismatic so I win anyway
>Married to a foreign spy
>Hates commies
>Vice President is a racist old man
>Cheat on my wife with a blonde bimbo
>Be John F Kennedy
>Pic Unrelated
Be me
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> Spy
> For own intelligence agency
Cool story, pedo voter.
She was investigated by the FBI for being a Nazi spy but never officially accused. She definitely had ties to Hitler though.
>Hates commies
Based.
Jackie was a foreign spy?
Where did you hear this?
>Unqualified but rich and charismatic so I win anyway
kennedy was elected senator from massachusetts in 1952. pretty sure he was qualified. trump never held any polital office. so what's your point?
What's the qualifications to be President?
Me, too. Give me the redpills on Jackie O?
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Other than be 30+ and a born citizen, anything else is fair game. Fucking read the Constitution, dumb shit, or at least remember your high school classes.
>Gets shot
>30+
minimum age is 45. 35 for vp.
Daddy, I want to be Senator!
Is that so. Thanks user.
It sucks that pedophelia is still banned huh? Can't wait for New Babylon to start already?
>Daddy, I want to be Senator!
nah, more like
>father, i want to be senator
>son, only if you run for prez, and he is your hot rich trophy wife
>can i fuck trailer trash as well?
>as long as you become prez
>i love you dad
What parody site did you pull this from? CNN?
I'm referring to Inga Arvad, a Danish woman that Kennedy allegedly married who was allegedly a Nazi spy. It's basically a conspiracy theory but it's still funny.
Psh i wish
I read the Constitution but frequently our country ignores the 5A and 14A so why should anyone pay attention to any of it?
Interdasting.
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