POOLAND MOON LANDING STARTING SOON

Less than 30 mins till Chandrayaan-2 lunar landing near the south pole of the moon and first stinky dump on moon's surface.

Livestream
youtube.com/watch?v=2ZiJMW5AdHY

Live updates
indiatoday.in/science/story/chandrayaan-2-moon-landing-india-space-research-organisation-reactions-live-updates-1596237-2019-09-06

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Looks fake.

Russia, China and USA can easily send something into space to confirm landing. Technology is developed enough for that.

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Poooooo in Space!

Set controls to outer space now,
Shitting higher than ever before.
Poooooo in Space!

Go, Poo in loo!
Go, Poo in loo!
Go, Poo in loo!
Go, go, go, fly!

Go, Poo in loo!
Go, Poo in loo!
Go, Poo in loo!
AHHHHHHH...IN SPACE!

Flip on toilets, fire the shitters,
Save the future-
Long shit the floooor, in Space!

I bet it fucking stinks in that control room.
You know it's true.

ran out of space in the Ganges so have to poo in space now? jesus christ india

northern side of your island also smells horrendously

Poo in it

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why did they start filming random shit in the control room right when they started to approach the surface. show the descent to the surface, not random pajeets at their computers you fucking retards

Guess there's nothing interesting to see on the moon.

is it time to post leaked alien pic?

Yeah dude, go for it.

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the descent and landing would have been cool to see. but i guess they think rajindahar's bald spot has more potential

S200 STRAPON ROCKET
STRAPON

STRAP
ON

obligatory

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Wasn't expecting anything else.

the elusive rare Indian qt spotted

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fake and retarded as fuck.

It's his glasses and moustache that make you like him, isn't it?

Did the PHP Java shitting scam phone virus removal tool microsoft specialist parjeets do it?

They are currently doing the needful, sir.

indians are caucasians
indians are white

Jesus Christ that "stats display" is literally an HTML document without CSS

They're behind schedule then?

POO ON MOON

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OK

Here the original.

Save it asap cause it will be auto deleted by the modfags

SEETHING WH*TEOIDS, CH*NKOIDS AND MUZZTOIDS!

HEIL BHARAT, HEIT ARYAVARTA!

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can smell her garam masala from here

Please dear, the needful is being done instantly!

Wait. Poo's are on the moon? Superpower by 2020 confirmed

Beat cut that shit out
Okay maybe the Brahmins

Literally default font as well, holy FUCK why would you use Times New Roman for any kind of display as a fucking space agency

THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRGYSYBRYY

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Why would I be seething?
Are you part of ISRO?
Or are you just another Indian Shitting on Road Only?

SEETHE MORE, ABDULLA THE GOATFUCKER!

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Only ones literally seething right now are kebabs. We are here for memes whether it's successful or not so chill down Ranveer.

I'm just here for the shoops of Indians publicly pooing on the moon

t. PIDF

Is that another fiery strapon?
You must be very proud of your burning strapon.

Well done India. Straight down the shitter

oh vey, not enough diversity in that control room.
Where are the negros and trannies??

Pooston, we have a diarrhea

Hah, PooLanding

It's all a load of crap.
God even told us so.

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Why did I laugh so much at these even though they are kindergarten tier jokes.

One smell dump for man ..

Poo in moon

Lmao check out this flat earth christcuck

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ID "PUuh"
ID "buM"
ID "4ss"

stealth Pajeets with VPNs in this thread

Are poo better than jews?

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They did it! Those madmen did it! They became a superpower BEFORE 2020!

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...One giant stool from mankind.

Jai Bharat!

>when the manure was initiated...

Because Indians and their poo issues are just fucking hilarious man

JAI HIND JAI BHARAT GOOD LUCK POO IN LOOS WE NEED YOU TO BTFO CHINA

this commentator is a joke

Yes

I heard that too lmao

careeb careeb

HAHAHAHAH

While I'm shitting posting, might as well say, wouldn't it be nice for another space agency - like India to confirm without a shadow a doubt the Apollo landings,with a HD stream of Buzz Aldrin'spoo-in-a-bag he left on the moon, as a commerative celebration, alongside the Apollo artefacts?!

Too bad no other nation has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt the Apollo landings with said footage. Or how about planting their flag next to the Apollo mission's US flags? Much like the flags found in the south pole where it's -60c

hmmm...

What the fuck is this garbaged English?

>"Velosity curry curry reduce Velosity curry curry"

cardeeem vertical velocity bagdadan kra been lgada touchdown

make it sticky modfags

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What's the mission of this lander?

The Rough Raping Phase is complete!

CUM COASTING PHASE

FAIL. DEVIATION!

A nigger died at 95, there is priority user.

will the poos puss out and not show any alien craft that are DEFINITELY going to be around to scope out the intruders?

That plot will be causing some bowels

>clapping before the thing crashes
why? vikram vrikam no no bgda ladish few seconds completedd bakran la gush gush dawalan 60 meters per second

>The operation that btfo all flat earther and moon landing hoaxers

Xi whinney the poo trump 2024
Xi whinney the poo trump 2024
Xi whinney the poo trump 2024
Xi whinney the poo trump 2024

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IT CRASHED HAHahHahahaha

DESIGNATED SHITTING MOONS
>DESIGNATED SHITTING MOONS
DESIGNATED SHITTING MOONS
>DESIGNATED SHITTING MOONS
DESIGNATED SHITTING MOONS

they have the constipation face

>not rolling for catastrophic failure

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It crashed lmao. Moon landing confirmed fake and poo in looks blown the fuck out

What the fuck with his hair?

>nig dictator is kill
>sticky
>another nation will land on moon
>I watch 2D waifu get stuffed

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That graph is not getting updated...

ITS OFF ITS COURSE, ITS GOING TO CRASH!!! HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

>obligatory
It's hard to let go.

it crashed, that fine braking phase killed it

WTF we have a moon lander?

>moon landing hoaxers

Apollo? I agree.
If it was possible to put man on the moon China and India would have gone for it, instead they're still doing rovers and extremophile missions with hardy bugs and bacteria that can survive the hashness of space.

BUMPING FOR ACTION

It ded

What call centre am I watching?

Tim Dodd getting triggered.

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It's over. If they don't have confirmation by now, it's an LOS.

>shit got blasted by the american-zetareticulan moon base

how bad do you think it smells in there?

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT