Why aren't zoomers drinking alcohol and socializing?

Why aren't zoomers drinking alcohol and socializing?

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Zoomers are still in pre-school.

They're all on pot and Prozac instead.

Because (((alcohol))) is for boomers

What, did they just skip grades 9 and 11?

They're all on cocaine and ketamine

I want to believe that my generation was peak degeneracy and the new one will be turned off it because of how fucked up and mentally ill we all turned out

What year were you born?

Nah, Zoomers don't drink but they smoke weed, vape juuls and drink multiple cans of energy drink in one sitting to get high.

because of better education and healthier lifestyles, this is also why more zoomers are now BASED AND REDPILLED.

In Finland the change in the last 30 years has been very dramatic. In the 90s you were probably bullied if you didn't smoke, now it's almost the other way around. the positive change has plateaued a bit in recent years though. and before anyone says, there's no data supporting that drug usage has increased as alcohol and tobacco usage has diminished. Finland is on good track to be completely (((tobacco)) free by 2040, even as early as 2030

I unfortunately cannot provide you with any english language research/articles in this matter.

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Drinking is out because zoomers know weed is HARMLESS.

Because alcohol is unhealthy, puts people in danger, gives you cancer in the long run, makes you do gross awkward stuff, tastes bad, and zoomers are more trad than millennials. Alcohol is nihilism.

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yikes

>damn 9th graders skewing the results we wanted to show
>better leave them out of the chart

I used to drink a lot, until I started smoking weed.
It's so calming and relaxing, way better than alcohol.

Even when I hang with friends we all end up just smoking a blunt or two rather than drinking.

Because they are not socializing. They are playing games and jerking off to waifus.
The bar scene used to be a nice distraction a couple times a month now it’s empty. You could meet people back then. Chat play pool darts etc
Now we like on faceberg and shit post on a Mongolian basket weaving forum while living a nightmare of memes in preparation for the real nightmare to begin.
I hope I am still healthy enough to do some proper pillaging

I’m ‘95, I think our collective years are advanced degeneracy for sure.

It's likely data from health checkups or some other sort of infrequent checkup.
You don't get your eyes checked every year in school. -same sort of thing.

24 here

drink a 5th every day and have since i was 15

Because im only 19

My grandpa died of alcoholic liver cirrhosis and my dad has non alcoholic liver cirrhosis in his late 60's. So needless to say i get drunk maybe 4 times a year and drink maybe 1 alcoholic drink a week on average. No more than that, and I avoid Tylenol and all that crap if I can too.

They’re all a bunch of stoners

Bars are too expensive.

Enjoy the DTs for months after you stop.

you really shouldn't be doing weed either. both are degenerate. I really don't get why people need to use some substance to be able to socialize. If you can't have fun with your friends sober they probably aren't TRVE FRIENDS
no such evidence

Probably because they were raised by drunken degenerates and hate their parent

its very scary dont be mean :(

this is weird. is it because zoomers don't go out on weekends and party? they just stay at home and fuck around on twitch?

weed.

They're lying. Zoomer culture is to be a little shit.

When zoomers party they smoke weed and pop pills and fuck like crazy. They're having way more sex than millennials did. But yeah alcohol is not as popular for some reason.

Then why was penis inspection day a yearly occurrence?

Don't bulk-reply, faggot.

Perhaps they loathe their drunkard parents and wish to be nothing like them.

Zoomers love Xanax. I have no idea what they see in it. It just makes you forget everything. It's not even fun.

there are a dozen different things they are not listed here on its not because they are actually more sober