/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - N-NOT FUNNY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: CNN, Hurr Dorian, &Alabama 9/6/19
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>SoS Pompeo @190th Landon Lecture Series on Americanism 9/6/19
youtu.be/rlY4dodABKQ
>DefSec Esper Joint Press Conf w/bong SoS4Def Wallace 9/6/19
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>DefSec Esper @RUSI on Global Sec in Londonstan 9/6/19
dvidshub.net/video/707341/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 9/6/19
c-span.org/video/?464080-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 9/6/19
youtu.be/0FtM-7xwKDI
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 9/6/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 9/6/19
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>FEDChair Powell @IHEID on US Econ&Mon Pol in Zurich 9/6/19
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>ThiccSarah on F&F 9/6/19
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>Giuliani on F&F 9/6/19
youtu.be/hKnKfpTI66Q
>USAmb2GER Grenell on FBN 9/6/19
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>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 9/6/19
youtu.be/dkwWEJ6ZtXc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jason Meister (Lara) 9/6/19
youtu.be/OsYEqCS79cg
>This Week@Interior 9/6/19
youtu.be/wpNY3Z0HDCY
>Pres Trump presents Presidential MoF to Jerry West 9/5/19
c-span.org/video/?464009-1/
>VP Pence @Lord Mayor's Intl Trade Dinner 9/5/19
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>VP Pence/2ndLady Karen arrive @Lord Mayor's Intl Trade Dinner 9/5/19
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>VP Pence bilat w/bong PM Boris 9/5/19
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MAGA

>It's another /ptg/ loses the argument but Tucker pretends he won anyway episode

Also first to AWOO

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ETHIOPIA DOUBLES DOWN ON CONVERSION THERAPY

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You WILL eat bugs, /ptg/.

You WILL eat your children.

「I love Trump and I hate gun control」
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at federal and state level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind. Also read this:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly blocked gun control legislation in the senate because he's smart enough to realize how stupid that would be. Also, please do the same to the White House. Trump more or less likely has interns here watching us, but fill up the lines. Let him know how you feel about this pretty bad idea.

The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE. But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY REPUBLICAN CONGRESSNIGGER.

ALSO. THE LORD OF ALL BOOMERS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DON JR. ARE AGAINST RED FLAG LAWS. THIS IS GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR SCREECHY FAGGY NIGGER VOICES HEARD, NIGGERS.
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk

LIVES AND RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE.
PERDUE IS AGAINST THEM
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#3 man for the Republicans are against them too
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VEGETARIANS = SOCIALISTS

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EAT THE BOOMERS YOU FILTHY GOY

EAT THEM

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The Slayers>Konosuba

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White power fellow Magapedes

>Fucker Tarlson

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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but seriously, we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes

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With all the monster they drink? That flesh is probably tainted.

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>Dems campaign on eating bugs and banning straws
>Want abortions on demand for illegals and trannies
>Thinking this will win them back the white working class

AWOO~
What's the best stuff to put on a burger?

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the Dude always abides

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Kikes seething

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Bacon

when will cory booker eat a consenting adult?

Bacon and ketchup

I’d rather starve myself (like I’ve been doing for 4 days up until today) than eat bugs

EAT BUGS

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I forget how delusional the folks over at Rebbit can get. It doesn't make me mad, I'm just so surprised by their contrived worldview

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I think it's fair to say Booker has had man meat in his mouth more than once already.

/ptg/ BTFO yet again

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SWEDES DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM ONE.
>t. Tucker
Trump just needs to make Trump-brand burger meat.

>Eat your insects goy
Tucker stop this antisemetic remark

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I hope all Jews and Freemasons fall into a vat of acid tomorrow. Call me racist.

ARE SWEDES THE NEW CANADIANS?

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NOAA BACKS TRUMP ON ALABAMA WARNING

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africa is a trip
>mfw nigerians are terrified of user's voodoo

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given enough time, they could probably talk us into eating eachother

Based Ethiopian niggers know what's up.

WHITE POWER MAGA

>blacks on cruise ships
>not falling for that again

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Lettuce, onion tomato ! Oh, and it must have American cheese !

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They were the original Canadians.

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>/ptg/ loses the argument
I'm going to go ahead and assume this is bullshit just because you're Canadian.

>Tucc the Swede
TUCKER NO

ARE CAPLOCKS THE NEW NORMAL YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING CAM-WHORRING CUNT?

Imagine eating up everything you read on CNN and other progtard blogs as Gospel truth.

Source me up.

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MAGA

In-n-Out burgers for everyone (who isn't a liberal)

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>1497170800693s.jpg
>s

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>eat the boomers
>not the yuppies
Millennials will always come up short. You can't stop us, we are inevitable

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I'd eat young girls but only if I could kill and butcher them myself.

>eating the flesh of apex predators

Got em

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Does Tucker not know about Dawkins already bringing up cannibalism a few years ago?

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Had a 3x0 for lunch

>Tucc BTFO'S Swedes

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It's a jab at himself too.

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>it's a sherpa segment

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>butthurt Canadian that Swedes are replacing his existence
top fucking kek

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>this segment

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God what the FUCK

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nairaland.com/1906849/white-demon-worshippers-trying-spread
happened years back

REMINDER THAT YOU ARE THE RACIST IF YOU THINK “CRACKER” IS A SLUR

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id probably just rather starve

Why do you post here (((Greg)))?

I don't know what that think you posted is, but I think we should kill it just to be on the safe side.

she looka likea man
>I will assume she's a jew

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>Richard Dawkins suggests fucking kids to overcome pedophilia stigma

>tree bark
What, you mean like North Koreans in the 90s famine?

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Bbq sauce, cheddar, onion and crunched up crispy bacon.

Not gonna lie I would this crazy lady

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"You are Starving? This is not famine yet, when your woman start eating their children then you may come and say we are starving"
-Leon Trotsky (real name Lev Bronstein) in response to complaints from peasants about the consequences of forced collective farming.
This is what Jews always try to reduce people to.

I think she gets paid like $2,000 for each segment she has to insanely defend

>dandy lions

You jews are so assblasted this is hilarious to watch

Don't make me puke.

I TELL YOU EVEY TING

nice
but there's only one surefire cure

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This.

Cracker is their word, I prefer niggerwhipper

>If this is true then this is outrageous. I remember the similar thing done by the zionists during the independence of South Africa. They used Magic to make their occupation stay in SA but I guess their magic failed in front of the will of the people. Anyway, this time it is different, a disease can easily gain powers if these white people in Europe are actually doing blood sacrifice. May God help us fight this CIA created demon.

Racial slurs do not exist.

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don't stick your dick in crazy, it will follow you for months

>meat alternatives

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>eat tree bark
>dandelions

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>DUDE EAT TREE BARK, BUGS, AND HUMANS TO SAVE THE PLANET LMAO

When can we start throwing these people into volcanos?

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based and redpilled

she ought to ask for a lot more imo

BOLSONARO IS LITERALLY HITLER

BRAZILIAN GOVERNMENT BANS & CONFISCATES LGBT BOOKS

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>its anudda Shoah
>trump is literally Hitler
Except for on Jow Forums he’s a kike puppet here

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He's not entirely wrong. You cannot slur Whites the way you can Blacks, because Whites are so much better at everything. Same reason a slur against straight (really normal) people cannot truly be offensive.
Meanwhile every word for Blacks, Jews, Gays, etc, eventually becomes a slur, because the thing being described is inherently bad.

Are the Democrats actually trying to come up with new ways to lose elections?
As if wanting to ban guns and use tax money for trannies isn't enough, they want to ban meat too?

All the people in this thread are gay except me, for the most MAGA, Trump worthy tier burgers: the best sauces are spicy remoulade or wasabi/pesto aioli or chunky guacamole, the best meat toppings are thick pork belly or cracklings, the best veggie toppings are fried pickle slices or sliced green onion kimchi, and the best misc toppings are fried eggs with a little butter or french fries with cayenne seasoning.

This is the definitive list, disregard others.

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>not knowing who the true master race is
In time you will

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Based Bolso

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based and secret menu pilled

godbless those jew niggers

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She wants the tucc so bad

cheese, onion and one condiment of your choice, would be the minimum ideal

Don’t forget chick fill A to shame the gays

based