Would you let AOC cook you dinner, user?

Would you let AOC cook you dinner, user?

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I'd give her dinner afterwards

there's no kitchen on the helicopter

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She could eat my ass

Unironically yes. She's a literal political retard, but I bet she fucks like a porn star and cooks a decent plate of beans & rice.

>10/10 would compromise and wifey horseteeth

After she sits on my face.

What's your angle here schlomo?

yes and I would pretend it was the bestest food I ever ate

Good one Moishe.

Yeah. I'm not going to be a prick.

Why does she look so old? Like seriously she looks 45

After dinner I'd give her a shot of chowder in the pussy.

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>would you eat food handled by a Mexican
no

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I would do anything to see aoc in a kitchen.

It's literally the only thing she's good for, besides getting me a drink and a blowjob.

No
She gives me Jodi Arias vibes
I don't wanna end up dead in a shower

sure

>lesserpartsofsociety.jpg

implying any of the racists here wouldnt give an arm to smell that mexican pussy at least once

I'm not a big fan of tacos so nah.

She's boricua you racist fuck !

Imagine having a broad nigger nose, huge psychotic eyes and horse teeth?
wew that's brutal

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I'M SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY

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if it wasn't some vegetarian or vegan bullshit yes

Could you imagine looking into those crazy eyes while she gulps the nut? Instant MK Ultra'd senpai

Nah only abby.

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Breaking news
>Jow Forums in love with AOC
>Anons call her mommy
>and want her to cook for them
Those sick fucks

>She's boricua
I can see it

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What do you think her gefelda fish tastes like?

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get a skill. find a wife.

English please

>doesn't jerk off
heh pleb
I'm frequently covered in my own cum

She's probably not a good cook.

menthol newports

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I wouldn't let any woman wearing a plaid button-down shirt do anything for me. Ew.

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She can bake my cock.

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I don't eat yucca

>I bet she fucks like a porn star and cooks a decent plate of beans & rice

Decent looking bitches with nice tits rarely fuck well.
And millennial bitches can't cook mac and cheese.

fpbp
AOC has that qt latina congresswoman vibe, but Abby has those khazar milkers. Totally different level fren.

women suck at cooking so no

they also don't wash their hands

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Dem ebil eyes

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Why are her pupils so big?

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>GE brand microwave

What's Abby's last name? I have research to do when I go to work again on Monday for GE Appliances.

God Damn those Gary busy teeth kill me.

(((GUMMY SMILE)))
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Puerto Rican which you white colonizers killed off the original Taino Indians inhabitants. Go fuck yourself.

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>What's Abby's last name?
how do you not know who this is? how new are you?

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Redpill time - these days, you can judge everything about a woman by her nails. Pic related is a no-go. It means she's too reliant and high maintenance. Doesn't want to "break a nail." If you're interested due to her pretty face and hot body, always look at the nails. They say everything. The shorter, the better.

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Only if she covered her cankles. Shit will make me lose my appetite.

>(((you colonizers)))
Yeah super guilty about what the jews did to you.
I'll be sure to hook you up with some gibs.

wish I could cuddle with her and makeout with her while watching a movie

If they suck in bed, its because you do. Women are play-doh in bed. Girls are taught how to be roasties by Chad, not Stacy. You're welcome/sorry about that.

Based and ChadPilled.

I didn't know Christopher Columbus was a Jew. Wrong he wasn't. Stop being such a retard.

Even if we didn't know who this thread was about, we would know who you were describing.
10/10

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I would marry her and make mutt babies with her

>would you let AOC redistribute your food?
lol, no.

Hey, here's an idea let's all mock and slander one of the few members of Congress who is talking about cutting aid to Israel.

I love being a Zionist puppet.

I'd let her cook my dinner, maybe before I fuck the shit out of her. She's a bit ugly and obviously dumb and crazy but that means she can probably take a cock pretty well. I've done worse after bar or just being hard up for a few weeks, you take what you can get sometimes

Mestiza savages are never the answer Jeff...

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Wait, that's what you're bitching about?
That was mother fucking centuries ago you stupid counterfeit beaner.

>Puerto Rica
English please

>millennial bitches can't cook mac and cheese
Zoomers are even worse.I used to work in a kitchen at a retirement home, and I once had to teach one of the new hires (some 17 year old spic) how to make toast. TOAST for fucks sake

only if i wanted tacos.

>implying a socialist knows about food
Enjoy your plate of nothing.

Reform the Lehi and start killing international financers Chaim

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Sucks being an incel I bet.

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She’s a traitor and deserves to hang for her crimes against the people of the United States, but I’d still fuck her before all that. Hope she makes cookies to go along with her milky

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she looks gorgeous

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Cry me a river faggot

She's got some milkers too.
That was the Spanish you idiot.

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Love you aoc

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Some women put fingers in their vaginas to assist with pushing shit out of their asses. I'm not even fucking with you. Not all of them do this but i have literally heard a conversation between three women about this technique.

No. I don't want to be the reason she has to rush to the emergency room because she's cut herself with a butter knife.

That's right, teach your girl how to suck a dick because that's not gay. My gf learned by reacting to my body, not because I told her how to suck a dick like a faggot.

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Spainards are white you dipshit.

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What’s the endgame, moshe?

God shes perfect....

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She kind of reminds me of Amelie Lens, one of the better techno DJ's nowadays.

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She might have a well known Jewish brother named Ben... not sure, though.

only if she blunts her knoives.

Yeah I've heard that before too

This

That's debatable, but you were talking to Americans.
The USA dindu shit. We won it in a war.

I’d even shut up and listen to her socialist drivel just to suck on those babies for a couple hours. It’s a shame the good lord wasted such a fine set on a vapid piece of shit like her

90% of today's world problems are caused by commies, it's what we're focused on now.
globe-spanning zionist heinleinian republic after extermination of all commies

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