Why didn't India's Poo-craft spaceship work?

They didn't kindly do the needful.

>apoollo
Okay user, you made almost shit myself. Good job.

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>What happened? What made it crash?
Not enough poo-pellant

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these "poo" jokes are just too immature. grow up, its not funny past the age of 10. and fyi, ancient indians invented sewers and toilets when europeans were still in the stone age.

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Likely a software issue.

The Jews put fake poop in

The jews did it

What about a shitware issue

possible reason
>The moon north pole landing did not work because magnetic fields fucked up the landers sensors

The orbiter is still functional
Just the lander was lost

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all of those decals and extra paint to draw their shitty flags on made the rocket uneven in balance of weight
when it entered space the extra weight of the decals and painted flags threw it off course

Landing on the moon is for Satan worshipping kikes ONLY

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damn. guess we dont get any proof of the moon landing this time either.
oh well.

>magnetic fields
On the moon dan

Same software team as the Boeing MAX

Obviously not. It didn't kill a bunch of American like it should have.

then why dont they use them?

Loo-ner lander, geddit.

They land too fast.

Caught the edge flipper of the celestial world tortoise

People are stupid, modernized, demoralized and heading in wrong direction. And muslim birth rates are very high.

They were just full of shit.

Shoulda called tech support.

Literally Impossible

This is how San Francisco looks now ironically there is a huge number of poo in loo Indians there and their extended families.

Apoollo #2

Didn't it kill monkies and niggers only whites should fly.

kek

'Hello, tank u 4 calling tech support, this is pardeep, how may i assist you.'

Yeah because The whites never failed on their moon missions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_missions_to_the_Moon

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but why? Is there something in moon that humanity need not know? is space travel concept even real, shit this all thing was a hog wash anyway, once the rocket exits the earth surface or lets just the pslv crashes in ocean you can easily fake whole thing with a sub station and simulator millions around the world being fooled, tax payer money well spent lol.

But it was the fucking 60's.

So? US is still hitching a ride on Russian rocket to go to ISS. You know why?
Because Space shuttles kept on blowing up and the whole program was scrapped.
Columbia blows up was 2003. 16 years ago.

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