Astronomers just discovered "fecal matter" on the Moon

Researchers at Harvard University noticed a subtle change in the color of the Moon earlier today. Initially they hypothesize that it could have been some sort of asteroid collision which struck at forces high enough to alter the Moon's color, but after closer analysis it showed that several tons of "fecal matter" potentially lies right on the surface of the Moon. Unknown about where it came from, astronomers seek to find out how the mysterious fecal matter ended up on the Moon's surface.

They posted this picture taken by a passing satellite.

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Poo

Bump for interest.

Indian black project, most likely.

lol

u

u uh poop

u hah ah de poopoo pic!1

poopooo pic india pooploops!!!

Poo in the Moo

My God, it's full of turds!

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China finds mysterious and strange 'shiny gel' on dark side of the Moon
foxnews.com/science/china-finds-mysterious-shiny-gel-dark-side-of-the-moon

Space is fake

Really hate Indians,, Stinking subhumans!

Your day will come stupid mutt

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HMMMM msn.com/en-us/news/technology/india-loses-contact-with-chandrayaan-2-lander-during-moon-descent/ar-AAGUimv?li=BBnbfcL

Hearty kek, thanks OP

DEY EAT DA POOPOO

I'm picking up what you're putting down, man.

All mutts will be BTFOed soon
youtube.com/watch?v=GO8wJ5yjztQ

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but there are not even any streets there!

>Drops Indian rod from God on America
>It's the densest fecal dropping known to man

I manage to giggle like a faggot unexpected;y at old memes, I white girl can't even.

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Oh FUCK. Disregard. Checked my own subs. Like it never happened.

Case closed. Next?

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No way that's real.

Oh you silly poos and your terrible copes.

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Ring ring

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I wonder how it got all the way up there?

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Just a jew shill trying to diverting from the fact that jews schmkled the moon with tardigrades.

taken directly from wikipedia, I thought the same thing. Google it, you will find much much more gold

Guys, don't forget that an average Indian has an iq score around 80.

eh you could've photoshopped it better...

*yawn*

The moon really is made out of cheese.
>Green Femunda cheese.

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First ever official shitting crater

Digits confirm

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>Scat
>Shart
This can't fucking be real

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

It's real, boss. I thought the same.

That was for

You

maybe it has something to do with india? why would a super power do that?

>super power

It's

>super pooper

>pooper power

so india landed`?

serious question...when poostronauts open the poop shoot on their space suit
does space just vacuum out the contents of their ass onto everything in the area (imagine the back wall behind a toilet in tacobell)???

pooper pooper

Indians would be the first to figure out how to shit on the moon.

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So now the moon is colonized with tardigraves AND E. Coli?

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LULZ

holy shit dude!!! LMAO

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Yo wazzup fellow player hater

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Yes, but it crashed (probably, it was was going too fast) and good thing is the mission is not total waste cause orbiter is successful.

The BRICS have planning these moves for over a decade. They aren't "just" doing it now because of Trump. This was a long time coming. Iraq and Libya were going to do this in the late 90s and early 2000's. They got dusted for it. This is a long term play to develop a new Petro currency. China will push it's way in. The KIKE fed note is done. It's only a matter of time.

>sends Vikram moon lander
>suddenly poo on the moon
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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KEK is everywhere lads. Whoever denies this...denies our Lord. Praise him.

poo in loona

It's impact glass, the Apollo astronauts found lots of it too.

Didn't India land a probe just recently?

Is this a joke related to the India moon launch?

Is there a real story here? I'm guessing an Indian rocket landed on the moon or something.

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that was good one, OP, I must admit it

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Yo, I apologize for that. I normally have a leave no trace policy, but one night I ate a lot of really hot chicken wings and later that night I had an Out of Body Experience and I shat all over the fucking world and it looked just like that moon pic.

Poo not on the moon!

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>supoo power by 2020
>crashes probe on the moon

INDIAN SPACE PROGRAM

>Top scientists are building rockets while their families shit in the streets.

kek'd good one poo.

This thread is top notch boyos. My sides.

Let's just keep it at "POO." This is making my head spin.

>t. Shit for brains

NONONO I DIDN'T MEAN TO REPLY TO YOU.

But nice doppels.

>Harvard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I've gone beyond the threshold. I'm drunk bros.

Serious point. If you are on the moon for say a week, what would be the reason to take off with your shit and piss waste? I have a feeling shit has been on the moon for a long time.

I say India should be made by the UN to clean the shit from streets and shoot it all up to the moon by 2020.

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Designated shitting moon.

>In 2020 moon turns brown

Apollo 11 vs. Apooloo #2

Didn't India just attempt to land a rover on the Moon?

You guys are retarded, give source

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By the blood!

The fucking memes make themselves amirite?

they say it's a rover they're launching but really it's a septic tank.

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
SATELLITE

c'mon don't be mean, India joins a select small group of nations which almost landed on the moon, like israel

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israel was the last nation to go to the moon

So that’s why India went to the moon, to poo on it.

can't poo in a loo
can't land on a moon

POO IN THE SPACE LOO
the indians did it!

>Indian programmers are so shit they end up crashing airplanes
>hire the SAME fucking programmers for a moon lander
>surprise when it crashes

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We all know who actually left the poo on the Moon.

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