Researchers at Harvard University noticed a subtle change in the color of the Moon earlier today. Initially they hypothesize that it could have been some sort of asteroid collision which struck at forces high enough to alter the Moon's color, but after closer analysis it showed that several tons of "fecal matter" potentially lies right on the surface of the Moon. Unknown about where it came from, astronomers seek to find out how the mysterious fecal matter ended up on the Moon's surface.
They posted this picture taken by a passing satellite.
maybe it has something to do with india? why would a super power do that?
Chase Carter
>super power
It's
>super pooper
Justin Brooks
>pooper power
Andrew Moore
so india landed`?
Bentley Stewart
serious question...when poostronauts open the poop shoot on their space suit does space just vacuum out the contents of their ass onto everything in the area (imagine the back wall behind a toilet in tacobell)???
Alexander Cox
pooper pooper
Brody Miller
Indians would be the first to figure out how to shit on the moon.
Yes, but it crashed (probably, it was was going too fast) and good thing is the mission is not total waste cause orbiter is successful.
David Peterson
The BRICS have planning these moves for over a decade. They aren't "just" doing it now because of Trump. This was a long time coming. Iraq and Libya were going to do this in the late 90s and early 2000's. They got dusted for it. This is a long term play to develop a new Petro currency. China will push it's way in. The KIKE fed note is done. It's only a matter of time.
Liam Young
>sends Vikram moon lander >suddenly poo on the moon Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yo, I apologize for that. I normally have a leave no trace policy, but one night I ate a lot of really hot chicken wings and later that night I had an Out of Body Experience and I shat all over the fucking world and it looked just like that moon pic.
>Top scientists are building rockets while their families shit in the streets.
Ethan Hughes
kek'd good one poo.
Ayden Ramirez
This thread is top notch boyos. My sides.
Adrian Cooper
Let's just keep it at "POO." This is making my head spin.
>t. Shit for brains
Daniel Hall
NONONO I DIDN'T MEAN TO REPLY TO YOU.
But nice doppels.
Noah Sullivan
>Harvard
Chase Gray
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I've gone beyond the threshold. I'm drunk bros.
Thomas Phillips
Serious point. If you are on the moon for say a week, what would be the reason to take off with your shit and piss waste? I have a feeling shit has been on the moon for a long time.
Kevin King
I say India should be made by the UN to clean the shit from streets and shoot it all up to the moon by 2020.