>India fails landing on the moon
How will poos cope?
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PAJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
oh the poomanity
Superpoower 2020 CANCELLED
Bad plumbing.
crapricorn one
at least they had a successful satellite launch not too long go
Well said
>SCATSAT
You couldn't make this shit up
Orbiter is still successful, its okay.
Fantastic. Have a (you)
Ganbare, India
Well, it couldn't possibly have been because they cut corners, so there's that.
now they are even shitting up the moon.
poos are a plague
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no
Hardest I've kek'd all night
But the US landed all but one manned mission to the moon nearly 50 years ago. Or did they???
here's the footage
Is it too much to hope that they’ll rage nuke Pakistan in an effort to bolster their national self-esteem?
Poo science.
We don't need shit on our moon.
Put your poop on them
>Icecube
Put on them
>Icecube
everything is real on this porcelain steel(toilet jail joke)
can I squeese any more out
without eating all this cabbage and this kraut
I don't wanna poop I just wanna break a wind
keep it gansta jau, keep it gangsta jau
WORLD SUPERPOWER
Remember, everyone. These are our intellectual superiors. We need more poojeet doctors and engineers.
Export all tech workers to California think you can reach to moon from pooper power.
What?
>how to cope.
to make another project and succeed.
What?
Bloody Pakistanis must have sabotaged us again
are they a superpower yet?
It was destined to be a failure as its not 2020 yet.
Why dont they just call tech support?
Y r y’all so gross
Ur skin looks like literal shit
>SCATSAT
No fucking way
Still blows my mind, I feel like some white guy trolled them into naming it that
>you and I know Paki cunts can't sabotage a goats ass
own up to your mistakes poo time to stop using Pakistan as a crutch for the proverbial poo in the middle of your road
many hands make light work
force shits upon reason's back
I'm not an apoologist, but why would failures into space exploration be a good thing to you?
Hey, it's not 2020 yet. They still have time.
WTF India literally launched a scat sat?
Pakis are crafty buggars, they sneak in here and pretend to be Indian just to make us look bad to the world
Must be 18 or older to use this site
They'd better stick to scamming old folks out of
money from call centers.
It shit the bed.
>superiors
t. engineer.
Most assuredly they are not.
ya know what im gonna say it
im glad they are getting their coloureds into position of potential usefulness. i hate those dark indians but if they can get shit into space at least then good for them
5/10 would (you)
Memes are more real than life.
Q
>Blames the pakis for making India look bad
This is a new level of cope
its very hard work. nothing to mock.
Underrated meme
Q
that all you got to substantiate your dumbass bias? a failure in space exploration is a failure in humanity. you should feel this as keenly as any pajeet
All they know how to do is rape, scam, and shit in the streets.
I always wonder how does one cope with being an Indian?
You really have to feel a strong urge to kill yourself every fucking day. Imagine being born as a member of the least attractive race in the world, being a citizen in the least successfull country in the world. Has India ever been good in anything besides featuring the people with the worst body odor on earth and having their streets literally plastered with poo everywhere?
You guys fail at all kind of sports, no good sprinters, no good weightlifters, no good endurance runners. The average intelligence is impaired compared to whites, although somewhat better than Somalis. Oh, and in case I forgot to mention it: you curry niggers all smell like shit and look ugly as fuck.
>they call me shitler
>darkies that's eating kebab while they are pooping
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soon we have to go to prison
>NOOO! FUCK YOU
I don't like it there the food is to fat and they make you go to bed at 9 o clock
>Moonman hates not only Jews but Hindus as well
why though
>Straya man strikes again
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I am boycotting """swedish""" rap, but who can't love these guys.. really
fuck your recessions and your prices
don't give a fuck
because we're the local favorites
is user music.... post recession...
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"pelle svans"
swedes or """swedes""" what does this mean,except lit.
Not really a failure, orbiter worked
They are going to shit on the moon
is it codewords for amphetamines? if so I can fill all your needs straight from the laboratory
>the police just strook this user's house
IS THE CUE HE ADMITTED IT
fuck you politiet and lögreglan, you know why you harass me, you fucking american bitches... get the ebin hackerman... stop his bank account have him go to the bank and document where his little money is from you fucking assholes
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>where I come from
>is already happened...
I had nothing to do with this you god damn fucking police assholes, why am I always being targeted for this
why do they want to shit on the moon anyway?
what's the appeal?
So exciting, only 50 years later after we fucking did it with the equivalent of a fucking TI calculator on board, you morons can't do it with all the tech you can copy and equivalent super computers of the 60s in a raspberry pi.
>one of her oldest civilizations
>can’t do something a country about 250 years old could do 60 years ago
>retrorocket blockage
Is this the first recorded case of something from india being constipated?
kek
the kikes aren't much better
>be kike
>be on same level as pajeets
>basically the pajeets of the middle east
base tier
>USA
>Russians
>China
poo tier
>India
>Israel
based
Poos fail everything. Dating, hygeine, toilets, call centers, and now moon landings. They suck.
of course we are
we will win eventually in dominating the world
lol no, that's our fucking rock, they can fuck off
Yeah because The whites never failed on their moon missions.
en.wikipedia.org
US is still hitching a ride on Russian rocket to go to ISS. You know why?
Because Space shuttles kept on blowing up and the whole program was scrapped.
Columbia blows up was 2003. 16 years ago.
Little bit of a kek here user
Obviously countries aren't trying to put shit on the moon. Not Israel or Pakistan or anybody. They are putting weapons in space because they know war is coming.
The only ones to ever even attempt to explore space is USA & Russia. But Russia to poor and USA is all alone people can't even do shit the USA did 50 years ago even without a human.
poo
For this to happen you'd have to be better than us, at anything. Your US Hindoos are just the cream of the crop who used their talents to get the fuck out of the stinking shithole you call a country. The smartest people do everything they can to bail out and never return, making you dumber generation after generation.
Is there anything you cringe fucks can do right, or is failure your #1 perk?
the more mutted America becomes the less capable at spacefaring it becomes.
The moon wants no poo .
I think the Moon Nazis didn't much mind fellow Aryans like Armstrong and Aldrin bounce around on their turf, but kikes and literal shitskins get the Tesla ray
I landed a rover in kerbal space program
pajeets btfo
You know, I'm glad it happened. The Moon would have never been the same if they had landed it, I mean planted one on it. I mean a big steamy one that they just lifted off and walked away from without so much as washing their hands.
clock is ticking Pajeet
The ol' plop plop didn't work to get them onto the surface of the Moon.
Why is every poo a cocky retard?
They'll have the certs over and above most other (white) people but are completely retarded at their job
Stinking Pajeets.
Yep. Guess the biofuel didn't work this time. Luckily for everyone else there is no poo on the moon now. Indians truly are the most disgusting people on earth.
Leave space exploration to the white and yellow men, poos.
Do you have a vagina?
being cocky is how real men behave
based pajeet, keep trying
t. Street shitter
These are the same people who took an updated airframe that is almost 53 years old, applied their programming prowess to it, and turned it into a death trap. Pajeets have some studying to do. Maybe they'll catch up to Russia, The United States, and China by 2050. Good luck Poos.
Indian men are constantly thirsty for vagene. And they aren't getting it! Absolutely vile and SAD.