How based are cats?

>not having to worry about rodents or insects because kitty will take care of it provides total peace of mind

Have you taken the cat pill?

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I am the male version of old cat lady

I fucking hate cats I'm going to put mine in the microwave. Hes been howling at night damn near every hour on the hour for a month. I'm going to lose it.

Cats are for women and s0is.

They treat you as objects and shit in your house and eat your body when you die.

Dogs will risk their lives for you and wont leave you when you die. (doesn't apply to ankle biters)

The classic american:
golden retrievers
labrador retriever
blood hound
german shepherd (we claimed these goodboys euros)

The classic european:
great dane
dobermann
St. bernard

The redemption:
schnauzers (ratters)
beagles (duck doggos)
dachshund (badger/mole hunters)
(not like common purse dogs these were bred for utility)

my cat would destroy your stupid dogs

Pretty based, literally the most deadly predator

Yeah, my cat would fuck all those retarded dogs up.

Also, poodles fall under classic European.

Has anyone ever thought of starting a cat food company from the carcasses of dying boomers?

Just have them donate their bodies to the cause of feeding homeless cats.

My cat has his own band
Steel Panther
Youtube it.

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Post your gato

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I love cats, but it should be illegal to breed them. It should also be law to keep them indoors & spay + neuter them. Cats are not good for the biodiversity of the ecosystems, and this is leading to serious ecological issues. I do not condone killing cats though, the way Australians do. The best approach is to incentivize capturing + spaying & neutering. Facilities should be made for cats to enjoy their lives while they go extinct. They are technically speaking invasive species, but it is due to the stupidity of mankind they were moved around. Gray squirrels are invasive species in UK too, and they are threatening the native red squirrel.

Dogs are BPD dependent little fucks. Cats are absolute bros/10

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This whole cats vs dogs competition is retarded shit on the level of niggers. They are both good, but cats need to go extinct, peacefully, because they are not good for the ecosystem. Regardless, both cats and dogs are a million times smarter than niggers.

Keeping any animal indoors is cruel and unusual punishment

Some negress at my apartment is taking a scorched earth approach to stray cats. She posted a sign saying that she would put rat poison in their food (anonymously, but I saw her post it), constantly reports any cat food she sees to the landlord to get people evicted, and slashed my tires for feeding them. Hasn’t seen any repercussions yet because nobody believes that a doe-eyed negress could show any cruelty to animals.

Dogs will also eat you when you die. (and most likely will start from your face)

In the case of cats, it may be better to build a small caged area outdoors connected to the house, but it should be illegal to allow them to roam freely because it is fucking with the ecosystem on an unprecedented level. It is estimated outdoor cats kill approximately 1.4 to 3.7 billion birds per year, and this has drastic negative repercussions on the ecosystem because songbirds are integral to it. I still do not support killing cats though. In fact, I think if new facilities were made and jobs to capture & spay + neuter them to live out their lives in said facilities, this is the lesser evil. It would also increase the number of jobs.

My cats loves to pet, but pet it when it's lying down it will eat your hand.

goodnight Jow Forums

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>invasive species

That sounds pretty based, they’re like the Christopher Columbus of animal species. Fuck rodents, fuck birds, and most importantly, fuck biodiversity.

Sneak into her apartment when she picks up her welfare check and poison her chitlins

You are a fucking idiot and don't know how dangerous messing with the ecosystem is. People like you are dumb cunts and why Australia is slaughtering cats en masse. Also, stop acting like a nigger. Birds and rodents can be cool too.

Faggot

It could easily be solved if anyone gave a shit. I get strays fixed whenever I can, but it can be difficult (the government only does feral neutering/spaying once a week so you have to capture the cat at a specific time) and I’m the only person who does it in my neighborhood. It doesn’t help that humane pet traps are expensive and can be sabotaged or stolen.

Harming any sentient being is bad. The only vertebrate that is not really sentient are niggers.

40k species go extinct every year, 99% of species are already extinct.

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Cats where Vikings let of choice, well maybe not pet but they where walking around their settlements and shit.

Programs to capture and spay + neuter cats should be subsidized, and large facilities for them to live out the rest of their lives should also be created. Environmental enrichment should also exist in said facilities.
The thing is, I am a philosopher-king, and if I were in power, I would be able to fix these issues very easily. However, with the clunky "government" system the USA has, nothing ever gets done. Therefore, I give up and do nothing except whine and spread the Truth.

No but I've taken the dog pill

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You're an idiot. Since the 60s or 70s, 60% of world biodiversity has died out. I do not think mankind will survive past 2100 CE.

>free pest control
> higher IQ than dogs
>every cat has their own personality, all dogs are submissive bitches
>only shit in corners, dont leave landmines like dogs
>can poop in a box when you're not home, don't have to hold it in all day because they're not fucking mongoloids like dogs

If you prefer dogs to cats you are actually kind of a bitch

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Both dogs and cats are good, only niggers make a big fuss about comparing them. You are fucking nigger trash.

Good.

I just wish it wasn't so hard to tell how they are feeling or what they are thinking. It sucks when a cat has something wrong with it and you only find out when it's too late because they hide it so well.

Do you realize how delicate the balance to the world's ecosystem is and how it being messed up is bad to our survival? Also, harming any sentient being except niggers is wrong.

There was a grindcore band that had a dog as their lead singer.

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Is he in heat? If he's neutered, it probably means he's bored/lonely. If so, you could try and make sure he has stuff to play with. And if it's because he's lonely or bored, do you yell at him to stop? I've heard the best thing to do is ignore them or else he will know that howling gets a response from you, which is what he wants. If it's because he's in heat there's not much you can do except let him go out and find a girl cat or get him fixed

I wish I had a emotional support cat.
Is it caturday already? , my g-d.

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You need attention, poor thing.
Cat = Libertarian
Dog = Socialist

>free pest control
enjoy the toxo
>higher iq than dogs
lol
>every cat has its own personality
and 90% of each unique snowflake cat are cunts
>only shit in corners, dont leave landmines like dogs
virgin corner shitter vs center of room chad, also your fault the pet shit inside better you know about it now
>can poop in a box when you're not home, don't have to hold it in all day because they're not fucking mongoloids like dogs
dogs don't scrape shit piss and rocks all over the place when they finish

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Our tabby, identical to the pic, died this past Sunday. Loved that little guy and miss him greatly.
Made me laugh/snort, user

Cats are outside more than 50% of the day, that's where they shit and piss. You city cunts need to go out and live a bit.

I wanna nut in that jungle slut

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sorry bout your cat

Stop shilling cats, they kill everything in their path, they disrupt the natrual balance of biodiversity. They are a pest, an invasive species that over-hunts small animals to extinction. Cats are so bad, Australia is at a war with feral cats in order to save biodiversity.

Reminder that cats are responsible for 13% of all small mammal and bird extinction on planet earth.
Cats kill around 20 BILLION small mammals and birds in the USA every single YEAR.
To put that into context,
the deep-water horizon spill killed one million birds total.
Cats kill far more than even 1000x that every single year,
in the USA alone!
Counties such as Australia have had to take extreme measures against cats,
as they have pushed several species of lizards,
small mammals,
and birds to extinction.
The massive decline in bird populations in countries that have high cat ownership has also impacted the number of plants,
mainly trees,
that grow.
This effects not only the air quality but makes it more difficult for insects like bees to survive and pollinate plants!

Did you know most cats carry a parasite called t. Gondii?
Toxoplasmosis and the parasites that come with it are estimated to be present in around half of the UK population!
The vast majority of cat owners literally catch brain worms from their pets!
These worms have been proven to change behaviour in mice,
and studies showed they did the same with human beings until cat owners forced the government to shut the research down!
Crazy,
huh?
Imagine defending an animal that gives you mind altering brain worms!
Almost like there’s something in their heads influencing them to defend the ownership of cats!

Cats have half the number of neurons in their brains than dogs.
This suggests they are half as intelligent.
So much more “muh independence!” Turns out they don’t learn skills,
because they are just fucking dumb!
Probably incapable of love too!

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>mouse hiding behind bookshelf
>pick up the cat and take it to the bookshelf to catch the mouse
>cat looks at me like I'm stupid
>mouse runs into other room
I think my cat's a nigger.

Cats are useless animals.

Get yourself a large breed dog -- a good friend and fierce protector.

>not appreciating the value of both

Stupid

>kills all of your song birds and everything in site for fun instead of food
>lower IQ than dogs
>will only cry for food, it pretends to kill something when it 'plays'
>carries toxoplamosis
>breed like rabbits
>cats shit in your garden
>cat litter boxes make a cat owner's house stink like piss and shit
>get their fur everywhere
>will randomly fight other cats in the neighborhood

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based nipponposting

Thanks user. Found out the hard way about hypertrophic cardiomyopathy in cats. Never knew heart disease was a thing for them.

This guy gets it

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A good dog can catch you food as well as protecting your family. Cats are just little faggots.

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They keep the balance.

Dogs are carrion eaters and will absolutely eat your dead body.
Cats are not as prone to this actually. They'll do it, especially if you've just died recently, but cats are very wary of rotting meat.

>introduced man-made predator no other creature evolved for
>will kill even if fed
Cats are killing machines and bad for the environment.

Both cats and dogs have their uses.

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Cats are the reason were alive.

Shut your whore mouth, faggot.

Maybe the kitteh is just lamenting the fact that his owner is an autistic queer.

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That's dogs. There's a reason they are man's best friend. See

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>eat your dead body.
>cats are killing machines
true, but mine is in my house and only helps me with the mice problem. a huge percentage of cats are in-home only

There's a reason we still have both cats and dogs. One is a pesticide, a rat killing machine, the other is a herder, a hunter and an alarm system.

didnt mean to quote eat your dead body... weird

Fuck off you irritating little sperg. Cats are not some hyper intelligent patrician animal, they’re furry little cunts with no more personality than a goldfish.

cats are like women; submissive and loving if they know you are strong but obnoxious and domineering if they think you are weak

my cats never kept me up at night, never knocked things off tables, never scratched or ruined my things, nothing. when I was a young boy my cat would follow me around and hunt while I explored the back acres. they like sitting on my lap and chasing things I throw or dangle for them.

whenever I hear a cuck whining about cats, its always things that cats do only if 1) you don't know how to discipline or train them 2) you don't spend any time with them so they get bored and go crazy or 3) they can just intuitively tell from your body language/voice/etc that you're a bitch nigger onions boy that doesn't deserve respect

My cats are smart. They killed both my dogs.

I just hate cats. I've been around many cats my whole life and I know how they are. Truly the most boring pets.

>have dog
>have to walk him sometimes twice a day
>barks at anything
>chewed up my pc cables
>bites me
>bites my gf at the time
>kept bringing me dead squirrels
this is all after some expensive dog training, mind you

>get cat after stupid dog runs under a moving car and dies
>cat dosent need to walk
>lays down with me at night, purrs happily
>dosent chew anything
>wont attack shit
>dosent kill shit (other than mice n such)
>chill as fuck
>even gets along with my hamster, somehow

why would you not want a cat? its a neet's best friend

haha incel wrote an entire mini-essay

also commies and jews

>incel
you said the word. you have to go back

Thats some true redpill

You gotta create a separate thread about this.

>The best approach is to incentivize capturing + spaying & neutering.
>Believing spaying and neutering actually work when in reality it just lets these cats back into the environment to continue to kill

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Its far more efficient with ferrets, bucko.

How insanely overrun by useless birds, marsupials and rodents the world would be without cats? Yeah, make a thread about it.

My tabby is lazy, but very low maintenance. My relatives' dogs seemingly have to go to the vet every other week for ass worms or ear/eye infections. They spend thousands each year on vet bills, even more for medications and every other thing dogs need.

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Confirmed ecoterrorist. Catfags hate the environment and biodiversity.

I've seen some stray cats around the apartments here lately that are fucking JACKED. They are so muscular and their heads are oval shaped and much bigger than I've seen on a regular domesticated cat. These things could probably tear you apart.

Survival of the fittest. You couldn't make a better argument for cats than the alleged 20 billion pest they kill each year. It proves they are essential.

Very

Fuckoff greta

record her when she is harming an animal and pass the video to your neighbors anonymously, watch them either start seeing the ger-n-gerian for what she is or shrink and squirm while putting up excuses for her, if i where you i would record more than one act of animal cruelty(cruelty of the nigger towards the non-metaphorically-dindumuffin cats)

>Everything's a pest!
Confirmed boomer.

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> 60% of world biodiversity has died out
agreed, too many niggers in white countries
killing them all is 100% ecological and planet friendly

Careful Cletus, you're starting to sound like Harlan Ellison.

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Everything needs a predator. See what happens when there's no longer anyone or anything to kill the weak, the retarded and the parasites? You get the human situation.

Cats are pretty fucking based all things considered.
Its a bummer when people let them outside though, they tend to get hit by cars and eat little animals, often getting poisoned.

People who claim to love cats, in my experience, don't actually like them that much at all. Narcissists tend to love them. They view them as deserving of respect for having little-to-no social functionality, being they're primarily solitary predators.

Also, they have barbed dicks, which is just funny.

>Everything needs a predator
They already have their natural predators. Cats aren't natural. They are introduced and were domestically bred.

You're essentially Mao one step removed. Chinks had already eaten all the cats, then they had a bird problem.

Yes, things were restored to their natural balance. As things should be.

Natural balance includes cats. Check mate.

>dogs wont eat you

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See

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Cats in America should all be killed. They are an invasive species and kill millions of birds each year. Birds are important because they spread seeds around.

Fuck cats, and the selfish pricks who own them.

Siberian forest cats, maine coons and norwegian forest cats are white mans only acceptable cat.
T.siberian

>not having to worry about rodents or insects
Bullshit, most cats are lazy and even scared of mice. They are the jew in pet form, the eternal spong. Dog do their jobs whether it be varmint removal or nigger removal.

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>my g-d.
get an ulcer kike

Moron.